It appears this is a real product - what you do with this knowledge is your own private business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=monkey%20butt%20powder&scinit1=monkey%20butt%20powder

what were looking for to come across that ?

they've got a whole display of that stuff at sportsman's warehouse in lacey. for what reason, i have no idea.

I think that's for truckers.

I cant think of anyone else that sits on their azz for 20+ hours at a stretch.

Never had rower's rash? or boat butt?

I'm too much of a hard ass myself. Seems kind of queer to sell butt powder at a sporting goods store.

U.C. Berkley did a study on jock itch using monkeys as test subjects. They developed the product as a cure. They also recommended wearing assless chaps for moisture control, but since they are across the bay from San Fran, nobody noticed.

Gay Bay...lol

Bucket ... oh where art thou Bucket??

Oddly, that was my first thought too.

Okay, spill it - why Bucket?

Well, this thread is very timely. I was looking through the stuff my wife was packing for Maui next week and right in the middle of that pile was the monkey butt powder.

I asked "Who is this for?" and she told me that it works good for getting wet sand off of chubby little kids. Then she asked me if I remember that time I got what I reffered to as "Foul chaffage" when we were in Orlando, and claimed it worked for that. I got chafed in between my thighs in the sweltering heat. Ended up walking around Sea World like I rode there on a horse . . . from Elma.

Since then I found out about Under Armour, and that stuff is waaaaay better than any powder could possibly be. Also prevents the dreaded "crimson tip" when skimming/surfing.

Originally Posted By: parker
Originally Posted By: Bob
Bucket ... oh where art thou Bucket??


Oddly, that was my first thought too.




Okay, spill it - why Bucket?

There was a picture of Bucket powdering his man parts at a Forks hotel. Seems that he got a little wet while fishing on day and chafed his privates.
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To the archives!

Yes that is a very real product. It is used by alot of dirtbikers and motorcycle riders. Keeps you from getting that sweaty chaffed ass that is associated with said activities.

Sol-

I don't know who got your truck on vacation, but I know who to look for in the future!

Right here, why?

BTW---that stuff works!

I still have nightmares over Bucket's no-pants picture.