So I work at a bank, and most of the other employees are women. One of the ladies here who reminds me of June Cleaver got a gift from a male client yesterday. The gift included candy bars, fruit, a card, and...






















































Maxipads.

How thoughtful!

And I figured you were going to say vibrator.

Hopefully she found the gift funny.

Condoms, maxies, vibrators.......All comedy. Better have known her pretty well for that one though. Liable to get in trouble these days with how sensitive people seem to be.

A woman who works with my wife had a patient who developed a crush on her.

He brought her a dozen roses and a tiger striped body pillow drenched with his cologne.

She came up with something about rules prohibiting her accepting gifts, yadda yadda...the guy broke down crying as he left the office.

She has a great sense of humor, and shook it off. The guy is a bit "touched", if you know what I mean, and certainly didn't mean any harm by it.

When I told her she reminded me of June Cleaver, she said I reminded her of Eddie Haskel. Bit of a cougar, that one. She was my secret Santa last year, and for my gift, I got the Leave it to Beaver anthology set.

Cougars are fun, you never when they are going to pounce and never see it comeing. Maybe the maxi pad was a way of saying that she was being a "b" the other day and he figured she must be PMSing. No way around that one. You pretty much have to know someone pretty well and definitely be gay to pull that one off. I think my wife would try to hang me if I did that.

Better then " Lumpy "

Trivia anyone?

On Leave it to beaver, what actor appeared as Wally's girlfriend's brother-in-law Tom Henderson?

Don't know, but I still laugh about Ward being a little hard on the Beaver...lol

They were designed that way....

Ed Asner?

This is no B.S..

In 85 or so some friends were getting married in Portland so we drove from Boise to Vale Oregon to get the wedding license and pay the fees. We went to the county court house. This old lady does all the needed paper work, takes their money and hands them a bag and says " congratulations !!! here is a gift for you"..

So we are driving home and the bride to be decides to look in the " gift sack" and see what they got.. Inside is... box of condoms, a Douche, and a box of Tide detergent. Also, a planned parent hood pamphlet.

She kinda freaked out " SO WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS.. IF YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREW, USE A RUBBER, THEN CLEAN YOURSELF OUT AND WASH THE FILTHY SHEETS .. P.S DON'T MAKE ANY KIDS "..

She was livid. She demanded over and over that we turn around and go back to Vale Oregon so she could chew some ass.

A couple of years ago I was talking to the husband at a golf thing when I ran into him and reminded him of the ordeal. He says " Looking back.. I should have used those rubbers.. I have been paying her 1,400 a month for as long as I can remember "..

Back on the original subject of gags at the office, there was a mean old snatch I worked with some time ago and it was her birthday. They passed around a card for everyone to sign. In amongst all the " Happy Birthdays" I wrote " Get well soon".. She freaked and wanted me fired.

Ryan O'Neal

He's a bit mentally challenged, but harmless.