Went to Costco this afternoon...so here it goes.

1. Why do people feel the need to [censored] with long lost friends in the middle of the isle's (yes, multiple X's) and give you a ((((WHAT look))) when you try to get around them.

2. People stuffing their faces at every electric skillet.

3. And one of my favorites moving items around...Oh that's now way over their now!

4. All the Husbands eye balling the young tail, MILF's, while not letting their wives catch em.

5. Forming 1 line while leaving the store when there's 2 freaking checkers.

6. Backing out, without being nailed by some inconsiderate asshole.

I'm sure there's more. If it wasn't for BBQ'ing I would Gremlim this up.

Mf

who cares.

Why would either of these bother you? Perhaps you need to try a little relaxation tecnique before you fgo next time, or go where you pay more and have less to upset you. Say "oooooohm"

Okay, I was all like "Right on, Brother!" until I got to that part.

WTF!?!

Are you gay or just some puritanical azzhole?

Here's a trick I use--get in, get what you need, and GTFO. Skip the crappy books, over stock DVD's, and all that cheap-o clothing they peddle even if it means having to kick your wife in the ass. Because I know that's the 1st place mine heads as soon as we have all our stuff. Makes a 30 minute trip last 2 hours. She gets pissy, but it gets us out of Costco. Also don't go on a frikkin' WEEKEND, unless you want to rub elbows with the biggest jerkoffs in your county.

I told my wife before we got married that "I don't do Costco". Period.

A trip is made there weekly, and in the last 6 years I only had to go one time when my Mrs. was sick - and there was no other option.

ISO

I love COSTCO! With or without the wife.

Macadamia nuts, steaks, ribs, chops, cool books, tools, cheesecake, those little white towels in bulk, free food ...... and watching cranky guys who hate being there.

Who could ask for anything more!

Magicfly, I would have thought that chewing on a heavy link chain, and tight head binding, would help to reduced the stress and tension.

Just yanking on your chain.

"People stuffing their faces at every electric skillet. "

Those are the feeding troughs. I'm waiting for the day when they have actual troughs and at the sound of a bell they actually slop buckets in for the little pigs.

A place that sells good beer cheap can't be all bad.

I live next to a Costco and drive past the entrance on my commute every day. It's amazing how freaking retarded drivers can act on the way outta there. People drive in and outta there like the place is on fire and they are racing to get to the fire or running away from it. It's like they are handing out "5 Minute feel free to be an idiot" passes or something.

The Woodinmilf Costco is a MILF fest for sure, so I don't really mind going there!

Oh, and the gas is cheap.

I've got to go with Sky-Guy on this. The Woodinville Costco has the best selection of MILF tail around. Plus it is just a block from Three Rivers. P.S. use the secondary entrance/exit and avoid the B.S. at the light.

I have nothing bad to say about Costco. We scream through, get what we need and get out. It is interesting that trips are 250 bucks period. sometimes more but never less. might be the gallons of Patron they sell there, seems like I always need one of those. I have fed 2 boys for 18 years at that place, they are off to college now so we dont go as often... but then there is still the Patron

Next time you come up(if you drive) bring me one of those gallons of Patron .

We go Sunday mornings at 10:00 small crowds, easy in and out. Yep. $250.

I can not think of a single time that I have been in there and spent less than that. I do hate the place but I rarely go. If I do it is on Sunday like you guys were talking about. That joint does have a good collection of candy for the eyes, but even worse is the amount of fatty face stuffing, can't pass a single free sample, potatoe chip buying, excessive overeaters that seem to fill the place like it was a congregration. I can always seek out motivation by going in that place and seeing that digusting filth in there.

I've never been to a Costco, but if there's young tail and MILFs, then sign me up !

You are all too late - the merg has already hit all of that!

PS you can buy his book there too "How to score with costco tail"

I usually get out of there for an avaerage of $50. a trip. I get bananas, avacodos, plums, water on a regular basis. I steer clear of the feeding troughs as I have a tendency toward banging into unattended carts that are haphazardly left in the way.

I dont just bang in to them. I grab them and push them down the aisle. Ever see a 110 lb lady try to stop a 300 lb cart? It is pretty funny.

Jerry, I will bring one up I will let you know when it arrives on Island.

2. People stuffing their faces at every electric skillet.

I don't a Costco membership. I just go there for the hors d'oeuvres.

I went for a free chunk of a cinnimin roll. Swallowed before I caught the hair going down my throat. However, I did manage to grab it and pull it out, She was a looonngg haired brunett. NEVER again.

Eat it or wear it.

4. All the Husbands eye balling the young tail, MILF's, while not letting their wives catch em.

Lmao...that one was suppose to go under, the flip side.

Mf

That sounds GREAT.

When will your avacados be ready Steve?

I KNEW there was something wrong w/ that!

I'm a Costco fan. I don't go often. Used to when I was still raising kids, and at least $200 a pop was the norm. Now it's more recreational and usually costs less than $100 a visit. Maybe I go on the wrong day or time of day, but hot MILFs are conspicuous by their absence at the Tumwater and Lacey Costcos. I'd go in pursuit of more recreation if it were otherwise.

Sg

I go to Costco for certain items once a month early morn 50 to 60 bucks and get the heck out .it is what it is [ i hate that saying ] and they have great roasted chicken's.And Latex gloves don't in my garden.

Going to Costco and expecting a hassle free shopping experience is like going to the Kenai the third week of July and expecting a wilderness Alaska experience.

I never went until my current wife and I got married two years ago. The first thing I had to learn is just go in there and buy what is on the list and not get sucked into everything else you didn't know you needed until you got there.

We go about every 2 months. You can't beat the meat (no pun intended). Take it home, cut it up into two people portions, vacuum pack and stick in freezer. Mouth wash cost a third of what it does in the regular grocery stores, as do many other items. I have a room in the house where all of the Costco big items are kept. Let me just say that if the big one hits I can wipe my arse for six months.

Finally, you have to give them kudos for treating their employees well in terms of benefits and pay unlike Walmart and other big stores.

"but hot MILFs are conspicuous by their absence at the Tumwater and Lacey Costcos."

You aren't looking. Down there a milf is 300 pounds, toothless and in the boxed wine or cigarette section.

by definition that ain't MILF!

Moose I'd Like to Forget?!?

mutants from bucoda want cheap stuff too...

"Moro Islamic Liberation Front", an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.

You young guys are hard to figgur out.....

The Tenino trash? Hanging out of skin tight shorts pushing a cart full of Buttgeiser, generic cigarettes, potato chips, and Huggies.

Irie, it's not nice when you talk about my former neighbors that way. It was funny however, when I'd ask the hillbilliest of my hillbilly classmates where they lived, they always answered, "up Skookumchuck."

i work with a bucoda-ite. he looks like randy quaid's character from "kingpin", haircut and all, except with thick coke-bottle glasses. spends all his free time working on his "race" jeep, well, and running bicyclists off the road in his mid 70s, rusty green ford pinto.

i wish i were making this up.

I used to go to logging road keggers up that way back in High School...

...Rather, I went to a kegger up that way in high school where I found out my friends and I were "Big City Types" because we went to a Class AA High School and as "City Boys" we were fair game for whatever.

Another time I was chased down Skookumchuck Road at 80 miles an hour by 2 jacked up trucks with KC lights with a half dozen good ole boys in the back shooting guns in the air. When they finally got my car cornered they ran up, pulled me out of the car at gun point, stood back, said "Oh, sorry man! We thought you were someone else!!" and drove off. My girlfriend was curled up in a ball on the floorboards sobbing and wearing only what clothes she'd managed to grab when they came and I was so shook up I could barely stand.

Be thankful that your story did not include a banjo and/or the phrase "you got a purty mouth boy."

City Slicker!