PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING!

The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!

The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of her political identity.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed. “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity status to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”

“He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.”

And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER's investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol's pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.

“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”

The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”

Meanwhile, as members of the Palin family’s war viciously over “Trooper-Gate” and claims of Sarah’s extramarital affair have turned the political race into a chaotic arena of threats, denials and vicious attacks by political black ops, The ENQUIRER has discovered shocking new details about the red-hot affair scandal!

For the full story of the secrets Sarah Palin is trying to hide – pick up the new ENQUIRER!

Sounds like the typical American family.

The typical American family?

Our Financial Failings
Family Savings Look Scary Across the Board

By Neil Irwin
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, March 5, 2006; Page F01


Meet the typical American family.

It has about $3,800 in the bank. No one has a retirement account, and the neighbors who do only have about $35,000 in theirs. Mutual funds? Stocks? Bonds? Nope. The house is worth $160,000, but the family owes $95,000 on it to the bank. The breadwinners make more than $43,000 a year but can't manage to pay off a $2,200 credit card balance.

That is the portrait of the median American household as painted by the Federal Reserve Board's Survey of Consumer Finances. The survey, which does not distinguish between sizes of families, nevertheless offers the most detailed look available of the balance sheet of U.S. households.

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Great. Let's put them in the White House.

Good gad, anyone who quotes the National Enquirer as a legitimate "news" source needs to go out and inflate the tires on their house. The neighbors are sure to run them off.

You have to be kidding!

That little peice of trash is going to make my day. A liberal who believes anything the NE prints!

You do realize JLH that reporters can print whatever they want as long as someone told them so. I lived in Alaska for 6 years and heard all the stories. Yup by gum it's true!

Hell according to one up there source I was a wife beater. I've never laid so much as a finger on my wife of 46 years.

Jhook, line and sinker.........

Good signature line Mr. Hokum. Very applicable here......

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein

According to Conservatives themselves, Liberals don't read Supermarket Tabloids, they read The New Yorker, The Huffington Post, New Republic, Harper's & Mother Jones, while they sip imported Tea and plot to install a homo-communist regime bent on corrupting Boy Scouts, teaching book-learnin' to wimminfolk, and confiscating our shootin' irons.

Conservatives themselves have stated that it's constituents are more "American" and read more "down to earth American" fare like "Weekly World News," The N.E., US weekly, and People in between church services, manual labor, and Terrorist Hunting.

I mean, if Sarah Palin can't get the dumbest rag in America to fall for her facade & lies, who can she?

Oh Wait: Hank, Boot_Gay, etc etc...

The Enquirer is no less a legitimate news source than is FoxNews, which seems to be the talking points/talking heads bible for the RWWJ's.

Fish on...

Todd

Is that what you said when the Enquirer broke the John Edwards scandal too JHook?



Somethin' tells me it wasn't...

I'm repeating hearsay, but I heard that the Enquirer stands out among tabloids in that it has never been successfully sued for libel or slander or had to retract a story. I thought all tabloids are the same, but apparently the NE prints true stuff in a sensational style.

Sg

Nope, Matter of fact I didn't give a ratsaass about Edwards. He wasn't running for anything except the men's room at the hotel. The story was in a few more pubs than the Enquirer if I recall. And at least it was partially true if you believe Edward's own version

Uh, no.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer

See the section describing "Noted Lawsuits".

It gets sued regularly. Pure trash.

They have been sued many time and have lost or settled more than a few times. Most famous case was with Carol Burnett
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer
But... The N. E. also uncovered Jessie Jackon's illegitimate daughter and Bill Clinton Bj from Monica.

So it's O.K. to condemn Palin's son for his indescretions, if it's even true, but it's O.K. to give the Black Messiah a pass on his admitted drug and cocaine use.

OH, I forgot it's got to be true after all the "National Inquirer" said it's true.

Let us not worry about the drug use of our current resident of the White house. Alcoholic, cocain using George W. Bush. Snorted coke while his daddy was Prez. Yes that didnt happen.

They also left Cheney's gay daughter out of the mix, and the Bush kids, even though they were drinking and partying as much as their father...

Palin's problem is that she keeps making stuff up about who she is and how she runs her life, so it isn't really an indictment of the kids, but of her lying...it's just one of the many aspects of her pseudo personality, like her being a "maverick", "taking on big oil", and being "anti-pork"...when you run on those things, as well as "family values", then you better have the truth to back yourself up...if you don't, then this is what happens.

Fish on...

Todd

That's due solely to the fact that Chelsea Clinton gave them nothing to talk about. She was a good kid, a model student, and by all accounts, very likable. I remember reading about Gore's son on a fairly regular basis. Like the whole press could conspire to maintain a "hands off" policy..............the National Enquirer don't play that.

And what is the press going to go after Obama's kids for? Coloring outside the lines? A 4/10 score on the spelling test?

The fact is, when your platform is family values, backing the War on Drugs, and cutting pork, and yet you don't seem to have a handle on any of them yourself, then eyebrows are going to be raised. I can't believe Republicans are incredulous that this is happening...............like it would be any different if the shoe was on the other foot.

It's campaign season, the race is getting tight and the gloves are coming off. What did you expect..............a discussion of the issues?

Thumper & Stever,

Thanks. Nice to know NE is what it looks like. One of the problems with hearsay is that it has no more than a 50:50 chance of being right.

Sg

Keeping up with the Joneses....Most likely 90% true.

I bet Levi's the laughing stock at school, probably wishes he'd blown that wade all over Bristol's face...instead

Mf

"I doubt I'll be voting for anyone with that sort of view?" Don't you know? I thought your mind was made up KK. Are you confused? Or just unsure? I know who I'm voting for. There's no doubt in my mind.

Why are you so concerned with the choices the Republican Party has made? According to your projections based on intense research and intelligent analysis the Obama Team cannot lose. The advantage of voting for the loser means you get to critique every decision and policy for the next four years. Ah but the American public! The great uneducated masses which will not heed your warning! They get what they deserve! Ain't America great?