WSU football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.



Head coach, Paul Wulff, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.



Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Damn.

ouch!

That was freakin beautiful man.

That would be funny if the UW didn't suck as bad.

Apple Cup O8 Prediction:

UW 0
WSU 0

After the 25th OT, with neither team coming remotely close to scoring, let alone coming close to that white powdery line, the attending Governor calls it a "tie" and tells everyone to go home.

The was great. Had me going for a few seconds there.

That was hilarious. Thanks. I was thinking anthrax is certainly possible base on a few WSU coeds I saw years ago.

Wow...a scathing Salmo g. zing!

that was good

Yeah, you're probably right. If anyone can Coug a game like that, it would be the Cougs.

Actually their punter is the Cougs best player!

He should be, he gets the most playing time.

As soon as chemists at WSU determined the substance to be cocaine, the speed in practice picked up..