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#475331 - 12/24/08 10:53 PM The difference between a man and a woman is....
eyeFISH Offline
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Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12616
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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Feel free to add your "pearls" of wisdom.
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#475335 - 12/24/08 11:17 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: eyeFISH]
laterun Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1016
Loc: Napavine,Washington
When a man says nothings wrong ,nothings wrong.
When a woman says nothings wrong, look out!

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#475338 - 12/24/08 11:41 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is... [Re: laterun]
Irie Offline
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Registered: 11/26/06
Posts: 4317
Loc: South Sound
Originally Posted By: laterun
When a man says nothings wrong ,nothings wrong.
When a woman says nothings wrong, look out!


Amen, brother.

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#475344 - 12/25/08 12:23 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is... [Re: Irie]
sodfarmer Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 298
Loc: sleeping in my duck blind
A women is always right
A man is always wrong
According to my wife

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#475356 - 12/25/08 02:44 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: eyeFISH]
Oregonian Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 1765
9 Words Women Use

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').


8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!


9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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#475363 - 12/25/08 04:23 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Oregonian]
ParaLeaks Offline
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Registered: 01/11/03
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Loc: Olypen
Oregonian.........drilled it!!
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#475437 - 12/25/08 09:19 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Oregonian]
eyeFISH Offline
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Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12616
Originally Posted By: Oregonian
9 Words Women Use

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').


8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!


9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


OMG!

I had a patient bring me that entire post into the office last week! Too funny.
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#475615 - 12/27/08 02:18 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: eyeFISH]
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
If I say something, and it can be taken in two different ways, and one of the ways annoys you, I meant it the other way.

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#475617 - 12/27/08 02:30 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Salmo g.]
B-RUN STEELY Offline
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Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 3233
Loc: IDAHO
Turns out I don't know a bunch about women these days. I do know this however.

The difference between a B!tch and a slut

A slut will do anybody.

A B!TCH WILL DO ANYBODY BUT ME !!!

Hope that does not offend anyone.
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#475710 - 12/27/08 11:33 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: ]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
Men can rationalize buying a $30,000 boat after saving $100,000 by building a house and putting a lot of sweat into it. Blood, sweat, tendonitis, scars, etc.

Women can rationalize buying an $8,000 ring and a $35,000 mid sized SUV because she's been keeping things together at home while the man has been working 100+ hours a week, and thinks she's earned it. She's also been working on chastity and the size of her butt.
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#475712 - 12/27/08 11:40 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Dogfish]
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Posts: 2269
Loc: Where ever Dogfish tells me to...
Having a rough day there Dogfish. My GF wants to know what the ring looks like. I Want to know when the work stoppage/strike starts ! !
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#475715 - 12/28/08 12:28 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: FishRanger]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
They might even be so bold as to leave a Ben Bridge business card with "Size 6, item # 10428944, 1.5 carat solitare, 14 K white gold" on the hallway mirror. I'm sure your girlfriend can imagine it from the description given, but just in case, here's a pic.


Anybody got a porn mag of only BJ's? Maybe if I put that on the hallway mirror, that'll happen soon too.
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#475716 - 12/28/08 12:39 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Dogfish]
Sol Duc Offline
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Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
lmao...good luck, let me know if that works.... grin
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#475719 - 12/28/08 01:01 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Sol Duc]
Achewter Offline


Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2237
Loc: N of Seattle
find a 57 k boat before she waste the rest of the savings.
Why is it that a girls best friend is the most over priced waste of f$#%ing money on the planet.
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#475722 - 12/28/08 01:47 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: Achewter]
JoJo Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 461
Andy,

You bought the ring though didn't you? In the end it's cheaper than giving her the house and renting yourself an apartment.

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#475726 - 12/28/08 02:56 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: JoJo]
Dogfish Offline
Poodle Smolt

Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
No F'n way. At least until I get the house finished and I get that boat. I can understand the vehicle, but a ring? What the hell does that do? SIts on a finger. Doesn't tow anything, doesn't provide any utility of any sort.

So any help on that porno mag would be appreciated.
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#475759 - 12/28/08 02:47 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: ]
John Lee Hookum Offline
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Registered: 10/12/01
Posts: 2453
Loc: Area 51
With the economy tanking the way it is, it wont be long before gorgeous women are accepting glaze donuts as wedding rings, and then eating them as wedding cake at the reception. wink rofl

Hold out men, and make sure the "O" bling for her finger fits your wallets as good as her "O"s fit................. grin

Crispy Cream that bling? thumbs



Edited by John Lee Hookum (12/28/08 11:22 PM)
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#475760 - 12/28/08 03:10 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: John Lee Hookum]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
The right ring had to be one I could write a check out on the spot without dipping into my savings account. I'm sentimental, but I'm no fiscal idiot. And if I'm not going fishing, I don't get out of bed on weekends without some fooling around first. Relationships should be rewarding, not taxing. Hmmm, I could be a philosopher.

Sg

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#475761 - 12/28/08 03:13 PM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is.... [Re: John Lee Hookum]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Andy seems a little tense.

Working 100 hours a week will do that to a guy.

Andy, I think you should take a day off soon and go fishing..........or maybe go kill something and then eat it.

You have a lot on your plate right now. Things will simmer down pretty soon, you'll be in the new joint, you'll have your man cave, and things will be good.

Is a ring necessary? I guess it depends. While I agree that a ring is anything but utilitarian, they seem to hold some kind of intrinsic value to lots of wimmenfolk.

Anyway.........good luck in getting your new place built and let me know if you want to go wet a line and get nothing done for a day. Weeknds only 'til February for me.......I've already wiped all my vaca from the books.
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#475834 - 12/29/08 04:00 AM Re: The difference between a man and a woman is... [Re: Dan S.]
Satan Offline
I love me

Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
I had to delet that post. It was out of line even for me smile


Edited by avid angler (12/29/08 04:00 AM)

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