Here is a piece I wrote the other day, thought I would share it.

Silence crept closer into the early morning as the wind strong and steady sway maples, alders, and firs.
Laying innocently below, branches and brush scattered together spawned physically and rhythmically a song winter and fall composed infinite years before.
Each step the ground below crackled and crunched expressing dislike to my tromping around, breaking the beautiful silence graciuosly bestowed by a power super unknown.
I reached the river bed guiding me to rolling rapids and calm pools ahead. Rocks of all shape and size combined, creating a floor soft to the eyes and solid to the elements of season.
Desert colored, though Arctic chilled sand, share the landscape.
One could look at the river bed as a solution to solve fudes,
futile in conceiving havoc.
The slithering course of the river displayed compromise, anger, tranquility, and solidarity.
Jagged canyon walls skyscraper high and oil well low signify change and diversification in life.
An example of creation at the level of trigometry times space age innovation.
This is the river I see when eyes are closed and immagination is opened.
Never a dull moment or yawn of boredom,
while contemplating this Number One New York Times Novel of existence.

Tough crowd.

Fish on...

Todd

Jackie,

Never hurts to put thoughts into words. The spelling is atrocious, to be honest, but it is understandable. Way too many adjectives, also. You can paint a picture with words, but you need a "softer brush"..

Run it through a spell-check next time, and then try to put it into a more readable format.

BTW, who gives a [censored] if anyone likes it...it's your work, so enjoy it as it is.

Mike

Appreciate the feedback. I will follow the advice Mike, and thanks. You're right Todd, Tuff but good crowd none the less. Have a good weekend all.

Ya, what they said. You forgot the verbs.

Try a Limerick they are always entertaining.

Read this Limerick I just wrote:

My ship back in port,
I walked the streets for sport,
Cost 100 bucks for the eve',
but Rhonda was a Steve!
I overpaid for my escort.

Didn't know you were getting a side of franks & beans, eh?

I need a word that rhymes with "weirdo".

Like ISO said, run it through the spellchecker and have fun with it. Screw what anyone else thinks.

Well if d'oh is part of the language then there are lots of rhymes

.... he was a queer d'oh

.... he drank a beer d'oh

I need a word that rhymes with combover. Its for a birthday card I'm writing for my father in law.

Roses are red
and ready for plucking
girls out of highschool
are ready for.....
























































































college

although you seemed to have spent serious time working on this piece.... brewer must give cudus to avid. his is in your face reality with fierce conviction seasoned with male feroricity. yet properly delivered to our modern times and mental thought.

What Brewer is saying is that I am a bad mother [censored]

Avid is no dumbass.

Smartass.....Hell yeah.

I've been called a lot of things. But syko is pretty much spot on there. How about this bit of prose?

Sad sad tale of a man named Decker.
Cursed in life with a corkscrew pecker
Spent his inheritence on a futile chase
Searching for a gal with a corkscrew case.


He finally found her
but alas,he is dead
Because the goddamned thing
had a left hand thread

This is the sad tale of Brewer
'Cause The Pants would not let him ... go fishing
he pleaded and begged
showed her UEC eggs
but The Pants just made him keep wishing



I think we're getting close to needing a separate forum just for brewer related talk......

i got really sick recently and ended up in the hospital...my freind (and co-worker) wrote a get well soon card for me and heres how it went

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I miss you at work
cause theres blood in your poo

i thought that was the best poem ever...hahaha...c

Another place another time...

Mf

Zane Grey was by far a better writer when it came to his fishing exploits than Hemingway IMO. That and he was the greatest anmgler of his day,possibly of all time. Not just regarding 1000 pound Marlin either,but he was an alll around fisherman,tuna,swordfish,and Florida tarpon,bonefish,and Northwest steelhead. The dude put his money where his mouth was. I wish I could be more like Grey.

Thanks Blue. Sorry about the speelling, I will try to defuse that problem in the future