Man jailed for sex with car wash vacuum
March 26, 2009, 8:03 am


A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in jail and ordered to submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police said the man was arrested after a resident called officers.

In October last year, police attended the location after a report suspicious activity at a car wash near Detroit, Michigan.

An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act with the vacuum.



However; in his defense he did apparently pay five bucks and walked through the car wash to clean up before his interlude with the vacuum and also paid the 2 bucks to the vacuum so what more could he have done, come on.

hahahahahhahaha.....they should not have caught him...give the man a break...we all have needs...hahahaha...c

+1 At least he wasn't leaving a mess for someone else to clean up!

No residue, no foul.

That sucks.

if the dudes gotta pay for sex, he could at least pay for a prostitute! im sure they got some real "inexpensive" ones there in detriot

those nickel/ dime whores i getting harder to find, but spanaway seems to have a few left. rode hard and put away wet

Subtle. Very nice.

perfect Parker

Perhaps, but it certainly wasn't (Swedish)Peterman, if that's what you're implying, m'lady.

Dear AuntyM-

Your preoccupation with my sex life, real or imagined, has exposed your subconscious longing for EnglishPete's wedding tackle. My allure as a gentlemen often has this effect on women of grace and intelligence. Please send me a PM and we can arrange a clandestine meeting in a swanky place like SeaTac.

xoxo, EP

Watch out Aunty! It's a trap!

Oh sure, it all starts out charming enough for Aunty, as she is swooned by The Duke of Death's verbal skills:

"AuntyM rocked me like a lightening bolt!"

"AuntyM made sounds like I've never heard before!"

But be warned. He's going to lure you to the edges of the Hoh River where as he "holds Aunty in his arms and admires her wild beauty", he will bonk her on the head with a rock!

His excuse for such brutality?

"After our long, glamorous, and sweaty "encounter" on the river, I noticed she was bleeding. So, I did what all others who admire Aunty would do. I hit her on the head with a rock. Twice."

Be afraid Aunty. Very afraid........

If the dude paid for the vacuum and was simply in his car/truck minding his own business then "What up".If he was out of his car and standing @ attention for everyone to see then dude needs to be locked up for a bit.I have never seen a sign @ the carwash saying you couldn't engage in sex with a vacuum cleaner.Nor have I ever really looked.Like Parker said,that really suck's.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

How "anti-climactic".

Your state of self-denial about your need for EnglishPete's love is understandable as many women feel they are not worthy of such a fine gentleman. I will keep an open date for you for our eventual rendez-vous d'amour.

EnglishPete is shocked, amazed, and aroused. Aunty is obviously aware that EP is well endowed, hence your acknowledgment of the hoover being too small. EP did not have you pegged as a user of "toys" which piques his interest. EP is afraid of anything that sucks, understandably, as you must have noticed the teeth of women from England. Never-the-less, EP's growing lust remains unrequited.

To paraphrase Parker, I'm afraid, very afraid.

Stop with your subterfuge Aunty! EP saw your prom photo on this website many moons ago and knows that Aunty will always be a hotty!!! Besides, even if you had a stroke, survived a house fire, had a goiter, and could recite the collective works of L. Ron Hubbard, you only have to compete with Camilla.

did anyone ever confirm if this was Lewis County or Grays Harbor?

Car wash vacuum? Coulda' been either or both.