#475331 - 12/24/08 10:53 PM
The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
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A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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Feel free to add your "pearls" of wisdom.
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#475335 - 12/24/08 11:17 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: eyeFISH]
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1016
Loc: Napavine,Washington
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When a man says nothings wrong ,nothings wrong. When a woman says nothings wrong, look out!
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#475338 - 12/24/08 11:41 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is...
[Re: laterun]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/26/06
Posts: 4317
Loc: South Sound
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When a man says nothings wrong ,nothings wrong. When a woman says nothings wrong, look out! Amen, brother.
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#475356 - 12/25/08 02:44 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: eyeFISH]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 1765
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9 Words Women Use
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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#475363 - 12/25/08 04:23 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: Oregonian]
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10363
Loc: Olypen
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Oregonian.........drilled it!!
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#475437 - 12/25/08 09:19 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: Oregonian]
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12616
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9 Words Women Use
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. OMG! I had a patient bring me that entire post into the office last week! Too funny.
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#475617 - 12/27/08 02:30 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: Salmo g.]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 3233
Loc: IDAHO
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Turns out I don't know a bunch about women these days. I do know this however.
The difference between a B!tch and a slut
A slut will do anybody.
A B!TCH WILL DO ANYBODY BUT ME !!!
Hope that does not offend anyone.
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#475710 - 12/27/08 11:33 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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Men can rationalize buying a $30,000 boat after saving $100,000 by building a house and putting a lot of sweat into it. Blood, sweat, tendonitis, scars, etc.
Women can rationalize buying an $8,000 ring and a $35,000 mid sized SUV because she's been keeping things together at home while the man has been working 100+ hours a week, and thinks she's earned it. She's also been working on chastity and the size of her butt.
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#475712 - 12/27/08 11:40 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: Dogfish]
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Carcass
Registered: 09/26/06
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Having a rough day there Dogfish. My GF wants to know what the ring looks like. I Want to know when the work stoppage/strike starts ! !
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#475715 - 12/28/08 12:28 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: FishRanger]
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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They might even be so bold as to leave a Ben Bridge business card with "Size 6, item # 10428944, 1.5 carat solitare, 14 K white gold" on the hallway mirror. I'm sure your girlfriend can imagine it from the description given, but just in case, here's a pic. Anybody got a porn mag of only BJ's? Maybe if I put that on the hallway mirror, that'll happen soon too.
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#475719 - 12/28/08 01:01 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: Sol Duc]
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Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2237
Loc: N of Seattle
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find a 57 k boat before she waste the rest of the savings. Why is it that a girls best friend is the most over priced waste of f$#%ing money on the planet.
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#475726 - 12/28/08 02:56 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: JoJo]
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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No F'n way. At least until I get the house finished and I get that boat. I can understand the vehicle, but a ring? What the hell does that do? SIts on a finger. Doesn't tow anything, doesn't provide any utility of any sort.
So any help on that porno mag would be appreciated.
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#475761 - 12/28/08 03:13 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Andy seems a little tense.
Working 100 hours a week will do that to a guy.
Andy, I think you should take a day off soon and go fishing..........or maybe go kill something and then eat it.
You have a lot on your plate right now. Things will simmer down pretty soon, you'll be in the new joint, you'll have your man cave, and things will be good.
Is a ring necessary? I guess it depends. While I agree that a ring is anything but utilitarian, they seem to hold some kind of intrinsic value to lots of wimmenfolk.
Anyway.........good luck in getting your new place built and let me know if you want to go wet a line and get nothing done for a day. Weeknds only 'til February for me.......I've already wiped all my vaca from the books.
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