Another acronym for PP. I have no idea how many pages there are of this stuff, but you can add your own to the list if you wish. Good luck

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?page=5

I read your post, checked out the link and did nothing. It's the most exciting thing so far today.
MLIA

Today, I read about pathetic losers who talk to their computer screen, and.....oh dam.

I post condescending, absurd, inflammatory comments on an internet fishing board, but most people don't "get it". MLIA

Richard Simmons is up next.

By request SS:

Today, I requested a lock for my bedroom door to my mom. Even though we both knew it was because I masturbate, we did not bring it up. MLIA

i started the day with a wake and bake, shot a cat in the ass with my BB gun that was taking a poo in my wife's garden, and had a pancake eating competition with my buddy....i had 16 before i puked. ADITLOD (average day in the life of dewbie)

I killed a bunch of people once. MLIA

A customer called that never actually buys anything. I let his call go to voicemail. MLIA

Got home last night to find a bathtub full of [censored]. Sewer lateral is attached to two homes and the neighbors house is higher than the one we are renting. I got Epidimytis, going to get a script this afternoon. Got last place in office Nerf Hoop pig a few minutes ago. Just got a nice contract before that. MLIA.

Right up to here, you could have posted on http://www.fmylife.com/

Epiditimytis. Nice!

The highlights of my month will be going to the spring concert and resigning from the school board. MLIA

I worked through lunch on a side job trying to make some extra cash so I can buy a bigger house for all these kids. Tonight I'm istalling a basketball hoop in the driveway so I can try to shed a few pounds before summer and work on my jumper.
MLIA

I hear that the the fur-covered thread works best on the damsels KK...

Vedder told me.

MLIA.

You got a f'n problem with that?

That almost qualifies as a Zzzzzzzzing.

Are you SURE you want to go Zzzzzzzzzinging ol' Dano right about now?




















































































No................you're not, are you?

Or maybe you won't.

Seems like I spend tooooo much time here trying to catch Marsha.....

MLIA

Mf

BWP,

Buy another one, have your share, stick your dick in it, and then place it back in the fridge. That might cure your MLIA for a day.

None, actually. MLIA

I read this post and thought I might have a problem with it. Instead, I just got sleepy and went back to playing solitaire. MLIA

my wife asked me if i wanted turkey or ham for my sandwich, i couldn't decide and told her both.....MLIA

Your wife makes you lunch? Not average, I'm afraid.

I've watched the latest addition to the pole dancing thread....three times today. MLIA

I've hit the top of my head each of the last 3 days. Monday evening on the bottom of a glu-lam beam as I was fitting a piece of white wood trim. Tuesday evening on the underside of the hatch door as I was putting my new air compressor (remember the first one was stolen) into the back of my car cuz I don't dare leave any tools around my house construction site. Today on the underside of the rearview mirror of the gov't rig my supervisor was driving on a site visit and got a flat tire that I was changing cuz he recently dislocated his kneecap and I thought I should cut the guy some slack. MLIA.
GDITMMM

thats great!

yesterday I farted in front of my dog and the cat. they didn't care. MLIA

Yesterday I sold an old camp trailer to a guy for $650. Today he picked it up, but I wasn't at home, MLIA

my wife called me to complain about her sister....i was distracted by a butterfly and didn't hear anything she said. MLIA

Yesterday, my dentist recommended a $30 mouth guard because I clench my teeth at night. I went to the sporting goods section at Target and bought one for 99 cents. MLIA.

And with that.........we have a winner!!!..........

Mf