I have a couple piles of dog turds in my back yard that I would sell for the right price

I have a few of thouse Dog Turds laying around, would you want to trade a few? What do you feed you dogs? I only deal with Premium Quality Turds. How do you ship yours/ UPS, FED X, Next day Mail, do you flash freeze, vac pack, so many diffferent ways so little time.
One last Question what is your adress I will send you all mine for FREE yes! FREE you just pay COD on the whole lot.

It's been fun see ya latter.

Fishalot

Team "Sneakin'Out"

Mine ate my stash man so mine is far superior!!!

Bob D

Maybe you'd be interested in the toilet paper that I just wiped my arse with and use that to wipe the snot from your nose, ya punk kid...
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