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#521929 - 07/22/09 02:29 PM Jesus arrested in Chehalis
stlhead River Nutrients Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 6732	'Jesus' Arrested In Chehalis Richard Thompson KIRO 7 Eyewitness News Posted: 10:17 am PDT July 22, 2009 CHEHALIS, Wash. -- KIRO 7 Eyewitness News has learned a man who was claiming to be Jesus Christ was arrested in Chehalis early Wednesday morning. Police said a woman woke up to find a man walking down the hallway of her home. She demanded to know who he was. The man said he was Jesus Christ and was lost. The frightened woman then told the man to get out of her house. After leaving her home, the man went to the woman's pickup truck and removed some items, police said. The woman again shouted at the man and asked him what he was doing. The man said he had taken her truck for a drive earlier and was just removing his belongings from inside. He promised not to take the vehicle again. The woman called police, who arrested the man and transported him to jail. Chehalis police said drug use may have been a factor in the man's behavior. _________________________ "You learn more from losing than you do from winning." Lou Pinella
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#521930 - 07/22/09 02:33 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: stlhead]
Todd Dick Nipples Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 27838 Loc: Seattle, Washington USA	Originally Posted By: stlhead Chehalis police said drug use may have been a factor in the man's behavior. Ya think? Fish on... Todd _________________________ Team Flying Super Ditch Pickle
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#521945 - 07/22/09 03:58 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: Todd]
Marz Returning Adult Registered: 02/04/09 Posts: 299 Loc: Edmonds, WA	... and it has been written that Jesus will once again walk the earth, in the town known as Chehalis he will call upon a chosen one to use her truck and walk among her halls... ...but that isn't supposed to happen until 2012, so I think this guy was just a tweeker.
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#521946 - 07/22/09 04:00 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: Marz]
TBJ Carcass Registered: 01/08/07 Posts: 2199 Loc: Bainbridge Island	Maybe it was Seastrike borrowing her truck to launch his boat? _________________________ Fish donts gots no good metal to listens to. - Skwisgaar from Dethklok
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#521947 - 07/22/09 04:01 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: stlhead]
Mikespike MPD Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 2544 Loc: Santa Rosa, CA	Originally Posted By: stlhead The man said he was Jesus Christ and was lost. obviously this guy is a faker - Moses was the one that got lost.... _________________________ Don't believe everything that you think. "Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."
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#521960 - 07/22/09 04:43 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: Mikespike]
Irie River Nutrients Registered: 11/26/06 Posts: 4317 Loc: South Sound	Gotta love Loser County. Always good for a laugh.
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#521963 - 07/22/09 04:51 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: ]
4Salt River Nutrients Registered: 03/07/00 Posts: 2955 Loc: Lynnwood, WA	Well... he IS supposed to hit "all points in between". _________________________ A day late and a dollar short...
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#521965 - 07/22/09 04:53 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: ]
EnglishPete The Duke of Death Registered: 03/13/09 Posts: 242 Loc: Upyerarseland	Originally Posted By: Kanektok Kid Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans Even for a diety, that's a hellava detour............. Au contraire! The Mormon's say that is where the Garden of Eden originally existed, so he's just headed back to the ranch think he's gonna turn some water into wine on the way though _________________________ I may be the Duke of Death, but I'm no English Bob What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall.
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#521991 - 07/22/09 06:37 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: ]
Sol River Nutrients Registered: 12/19/03 Posts: 7477 Loc: Poulsbo	They should have nailed him to one of those trees along I-5 down there that say, "Praise the Lord." He wouldn't have been lost anymore.
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#521993 - 07/22/09 06:52 PM Re: Jesus arrested in Chehalis [Re: Sol]
chasbo Spawner Registered: 10/09/07 Posts: 795 Loc: oly	"Gotta love Loser County. Always good for a laugh." Miss the neighborhood itchy?
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