big moby
Carcass
Registered: 08/28/08
Posts: 2150
Loc: varies
Originally Posted By: 2MANY
I forgot what we were talking about.........Dude. Have you seen my keys???? Great, I forgot my fishing license. You didn't fill up the boat? Where is the lighter?? I left my rod leaning against the boat back at the launch. Quick! Jump and swim! My boat! At least the weed didn't get wet. You can't bust me. I've got my card. I always cough like this in the morning. It's not as bad for you as smoking cigs. I actually function better when I'm baked. I didn't inhale. I don't know. Must be a skunk around here. This water pipe is strickly for tobacco. I don't have a clue why my urine sample is so diluted. Don't worry... It's safe on me. They only look in the luggage for this kinda stuff. It's legal in Alaska fool. I can handle it. I get high after I'm drunk all the time. When I'm baked I actually slow down and hunt better. It's my allergies. It's not a gateway drug. I used it long before I started doing other drugs.
big moby
Carcass
Registered: 08/28/08
Posts: 2150
Loc: varies
Originally Posted By: 2MANY
I forgot what we were talking about.........Dude. Have you seen my keys???? Great, I forgot my fishing license. You didn't fill up the boat? Where is the lighter?? I left my rod leaning against the boat back at the launch. Quick! Jump and swim! My boat! At least the weed didn't get wet. You can't bust me. I've got my card. I always cough like this in the morning. It's not as bad for you as smoking cigs. I actually function better when I'm baked. I didn't inhale. I don't know. Must be a skunk around here. This water pipe is strickly for tobacco. I don't have a clue why my urine sample is so diluted. Don't worry... It's safe on me. They only look in the luggage for this kinda stuff. It's legal in Alaska fool. I can handle it. I get high after I'm drunk all the time. When I'm baked I actually slow down and hunt better. It's my allergies. It's not a gateway drug. I used it long before I started doing other drugs.
now read this outload while playing a Wide Spread Panic album in the background.
Excitable Bob
Returning Adult
Registered: 03/13/07
Posts: 401
Loc: fuctifino
Even I can still remember that one, guess you are just too young.
Now this is a real classic, on Lawrence Welk, even.
I would have posted this yesterday but I forgot. Dont think I woke up anyway.
Edited by Excitable Bob (04/21/1103:16 PM) Edit Reason: I forgot
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She sits on the dock a fishin' in the water uh, huh I don't know her name she's the fisherman's daughter uh, huh Come on down to my boat baby Come on down where we can play Come on down to my boat baby Come on down we'll sail away.
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