Too bad he didn't have a Howitzer mounted on his window sill so he could have blown the fugger into smithereeens without even leaving his bedroom.

Fish on...

Todd

Good call...a nice tomato is hard to find.

Fish on...

Todd

Saw the story last night. All I can say is that guy is farking hillarious.

1. When he says he was naked and then he smirks into the camera and says the thief must have been "intimidated".

2. The part where he says his girlfriend ran out with a bat and he said something like, "That bat has been behind the door for 10 years... it isn't the first time she's brought it out".

And if the cops had shown up a few minutes later, the homeowner could have just kept that chokehold, and the world would be a slightly better place, nakedness notwithstanding. Now the perp will be processed by the criminal justice system and be back on the street, if he isn't already. And as soon as he's breathing freely again, he can go back into business tonight, breaking into whose vehicle or home?

See what I mean? Killing these perps is the only alternative that actually works.

The way this brings out my red-neck upbringing, you'd hardly guess I'm such a peacenik almost hippy who happens to prefer solutions that actually work.

BINGO!!!

Amen Salmog!

Yer killin' me, that's for sure!

Now the homeowner needs to get a lawyer and sue the POS for anything and everything imaginable.......like interrupting his life to deal with creep.
Of course that would require a judge who isn't interested in who the poor thief had to sleep with while growing up as a child of a broken home, and other excuses for present day behavior. Good Fkn Luck finding that.