What's the first thing a WSU Cheerleader says in the morning?

"Get off of me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

How do you keep a cougar out of your backyard?

Install goal posts.

Oh sure, fire this up and RETREAT back to work

Why do Cougar football players have T.G.I.F on their shoes?

Toe Goes In First

They'll coug it.Good luck,
SZ

Nice...+1000.

Fish on...

Todd

A Seattle area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body.

He rolled it over and to his amazement, there was a cork in its rear-end. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard the University of Washington fight song come out the cadaver's butt.

Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor.

"Sir, you've got to come down and help me! I've just seen something I can't believe," he cried. Annoyed by the naivete of his assistant, he followed him downstairs. "There! Look at the cork in the ass of that body", said the assistant. "I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please, you do it."

The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork. Once again, the University of Washington fight song started playing.

Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: ihave heard thousand of assholes sign that song

What do you call a Husky athlete after he graduates .....a pimp!
"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. Being a Husky prepares you to drive a Firebird.

How does a husky cheerleader know when the whole Coug team has a high sperm count? She's got to chew it, before she swallows it.



GO COUGS!!!

Mf

Here's a pretty good joke


























































1916


Now THAT'S a joke.

1916...

Since the game has not been played yet, all we have to go on is history.

I think this sums it up nicely.

Any questions?

Jeebuz...I understand the unrequieted support...but if you actually think the Boogers won't get their asses kicked...well...

























...you're a moron.

Fish on...

Todd

Why did the Coog cross the road?
Because he likes being run over.

The real joke is....... the UW defense.


Actually its kind of sad.

If only c00gs knew Photo Shop....

What's sad is a Cooger telling anyone else that they're sad.

Pot
Kettle
Black

Most of the players on our sucky defense have a bowl win under their belt. Can any player on your sucky team say that?

Like I said - sad.

"The real joke is....... the UW defense. Actually its kind of sad."

And when they stop the Coog offense it's.....?
if you weren't a Coog I'd say you haven't seen sad yet. But I know better. You have a lifetime of it. Don't depress me with your existence.

Wulff's 9-39 record is pretty impressive. Looks like the Coogs found a keeper!