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#737319 - 02/01/12 07:13 PM What will you do with a drunken sailor?
Todd Offline
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Apparently, you call the cops.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2017379984_drunkensailor31m.html


Drunken sailor opens wrong door

A drunken sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman was "totally humiliated" by his actions but is unlikely to face criminal charges.

By Christine Clarridge

Seattle Times staff reporter

An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office.

The 21-year-old, identified as Dalton C. Pierson, was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment in 7600 block of Vineyards Lane Northeast early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Deputies were called by the resident's son, John Jaeger, 56, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger urinating "all over the floor." As Jaeger got up to investigate, he heard his mother cry out, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Evelyn Whitney said she had been fast asleep when the stranger climbed into bed with her.

She screamed and asked him what he was doing, according to the sheriff's report. Pierson answered, "passing out."

Pierson was asleep when deputies arrived, according to the Sheriff's Office. Deputies woke the man, who was then "muscled" into handcuffs, according to the sheriff's report.

Deputies said in the incident report that the "visibly intoxicated" Pierson didn't realize he was in the wrong apartment.

Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office, said the sailor was released to his friends.

Pierson is stationed at Naval Base Kitsap — Bangor.

The incident report has been forwarded to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office, but Wilson said it's unlikely Pierson would face criminal charges.

The apartment that Pierson had been visiting and Whitney's apartment look alike and Whitney's door was unlocked, he said. The young man's actions were "drunken stupidity," but they don't appear to meet the elements of a crime, Wilson said.

Whitney and Jaeger said they were terrified during the encounter and angry afterward.

"You don't know what you're dealing with and all these stories run through your head," Jaeger said.

But both felt a little better by Monday.

Pierson apologized and promised to pay the cleaning bill when he returned to the apartment with his supervising officer, they said.

Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be," and to learn that the Navy intended to discipline him.

Whitney, meanwhile, said she was very impressed because Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," she said. "After that, I felt much better."

Christine Clarridge: 206-464-8983 or cclarridge@seattletimes.com.

Seattle Times news researcher David Turim contributed

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#737326 - 02/01/12 07:40 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: Todd]
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Christ the conversation with his CO should be just a thing to behold!
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#737327 - 02/01/12 07:42 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: Rivrguy]
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Months at sea on a dry boat can make normal people do some strange things.
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#737329 - 02/01/12 07:46 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: SBD]
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He's lucky someone didn't pop a cap in his [Bleeeeep!].

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#737372 - 02/01/12 10:01 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Funny......and ........funny.

I'll be 25 years sober on the fifth (really!) of this month.
I can relate.
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#737379 - 02/01/12 10:22 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Damn.....we'll have to go celebrate!! thumbs
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#737380 - 02/01/12 10:23 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ParaLeaks]
Todd Offline
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Originally Posted By: Slab Happy
Damn.....we'll have to go celebrate!! thumbs


Just don't leave your Diet Pepsi on the coffee table around Hank.

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#737439 - 02/02/12 02:17 AM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ParaLeaks]
Satan Offline
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
Originally Posted By: Slab Happy
Funny......and ........funny.

I'll be 25 years sober on the fifth (really!) of this month.
I can relate.

18 years in May for me, Mr. Happy.


17 years in July for me. Buncha ex drunken sailors?

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#737450 - 02/02/12 09:20 AM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: Satan]
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All ex-government issue, for sure. Congrats!
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#737527 - 02/02/12 02:16 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ParaLeaks]
c&b Offline
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Registered: 01/19/11
Posts: 56
Loc: Kitsap County
19 Years on the 6th of Feb....for reasons like that....and the coyote ugly women I kept waking up with
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#737588 - 02/02/12 04:14 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: c&b]
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Congrats to you guys. I haven't had a drink since last night, and honestly hope I never have to go much longer than that. Fortunately I got the comode huggin' drunk gene instead of the alcoholic one that runs in part of the family.

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#737600 - 02/02/12 05:05 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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I drink but I don't get drunk. An IV drip keeps you on an even keel.
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#737603 - 02/02/12 05:25 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: Todd]
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Originally Posted By: Todd


"resident's son, John Jaeger, 56, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger urinating "all over the floor." "



that rug really tied the room together...

The only thing worse than a carpet pisser is a 56 year old still living with mom!...

rofl only in Bremerton

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#737705 - 02/02/12 11:08 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Parr

Registered: 01/19/11
Posts: 56
Loc: Kitsap County
Which one are you referring to Auntie M......peeing on the carpet or waking up with ugly women in your bed? lol
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#737706 - 02/02/12 11:08 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Loc: Olypen
smile Nothin' quite like wakin' up starin' at the words ....... American Standard

trust me.

wink
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#737725 - 02/02/12 11:53 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ParaLeaks]
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
Having been a drunken sailor on more than one occasion,especially when in WestPac, I have never climbed in bed with an 80 yr old. Well, at least that I remember. I have, however, been loved long time and have had a happy ending.
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#737785 - 02/03/12 11:11 AM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Registered: 03/13/09
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Loc: Upyerarseland
Originally Posted By: Piper


The only thing worse than a carpet pisser is a 56 year old still living with mom!


Fishprince? Fishprince? Class,anyone,anyone?
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#737807 - 02/03/12 11:50 AM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
Dave Vedder Offline
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Loc: West Duvall
Seems to me that she might be living with her son?
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#737812 - 02/03/12 12:05 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: ]
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Loc: West Duvall
When my mom got too old and weak to care for herself my sister moved in to help. Mom's house, big sacrafice on sisters part. Sometimes families do what they need to, to support each other. Just saying.

But hey, it's always easier to assume the worst about everyone.
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#737824 - 02/03/12 12:37 PM Re: What will you do with a drunken sailor? [Re: Dave Vedder]
Piper
Unregistered


come on Dave... You have to remember we're talking about bremerton here! beer

Hey, at least he has a real roof over his head (and walls) - unlike the outdoor pissers that live under the highway 3/kitsap way overpass

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