#745955 - 03/08/12 04:10 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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"I'm drunk and you are ugly. when I wake up in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." or some chit like that..... that what I know about old churchy...
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#745959 - 03/08/12 04:28 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Obama would have understood The Phony War. Operation Iraqi Freedom and I had a little chuckle right there.
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#746008 - 03/08/12 07:14 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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"We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” "My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop." (one version) "There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result." Not a bad guy, for a Brit.
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#746015 - 03/08/12 07:30 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)
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#746046 - 03/08/12 09:42 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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And...how many terms did he serve as PM?
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#746055 - 03/08/12 10:28 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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River Nutrients
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"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) False."If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain." There is no record of anyone hearing Churchill say this. Paul Addison of Edinburgh University makes this comment: "Surely Churchill can't have used the words attributed to him. He'd been a Conservative at 15 and a Liberal at 35! And would he have talked so disrespectfully of Clemmie, who is generally thought to have been a lifelong Liberal?" From Wikiquotes: According to research by Mark T. Shirey, citing Nice Guys Finish Seventh: False Phrases, Spurious Sayings, and Familiar Misquotations by Ralph Keyes, 1992, this quote was first uttered by mid-nineteenth century French historian and statesman François Guizot when he observed, Not to be a republican at 20 is proof of want of heart; to be one at 30 is proof of want of head. (N'être pas républicain à vingt ans est preuve d'un manque de cœur ; l'être après trente ans est preuve d'un manque de tête.) This quote has been attributed variously to George Bernard Shaw, Benjamin Disraeli, Otto von Bismarck, and others.
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#746061 - 03/08/12 11:20 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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Dick Nipples
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Sharing the truth won't matter...they'd turn right around and share it as attributable to WC again tomorrow.
They've been doing it for 60 years while either knowing, or not caring, that he never said it.
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#746068 - 03/08/12 11:40 PM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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River Nutrients
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The truth? GMAFB.....it's attributed to WC everywhere. 1 site out of....oh all the rest and you're ready to swallow his load?
My people attribute it to WC and you've been wrong since birth..so I'll stick with anything but what you claim as truth.
As for gogirly.....Even though you're old enough to have heard it first hand, you're not smart enough to know chit from bean dip. But at least you found one site out of a hundred to distort your world view. It only took ya' a few of hours.
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#746077 - 03/09/12 12:12 AM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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There are a few problems with that quote...
One...it's a bullschit premise, to beging with.
Two, dimwits attribute it to someone much smarter than they are, hoping that it will be taken more seriously than they ever will be.
That being said...they'll keep on saying it. Premises one and two have never stopped them before.
Fish on...
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#746095 - 03/09/12 01:27 AM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/09/99
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Oops wrong WC
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. W. C. Fields
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. W. C. Fields
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. W. C. Fields
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. W. C. Fields
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. W. C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. W. C. Fields
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break. W. C. Fields
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#746128 - 03/09/12 11:13 AM
Re: Churchill, Winston
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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.....it's attributed to WC everywhere. By donkeys...............present company included.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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