William Banzai on Jamie Dimon speaking to the Congressional Panel:

"Jamie Dimon is absolutely right, gambling is not investing. Gambling is a regulated industry and you go to jail if your break the rules."

Perfect!

Bikini Barista stand sign in Gorst today:

I wonder if a dancer, upon entering a ballroom, looks down at the floor and says "I'd sure like to tap that"

Buddy of mine who just got caught cheating tells his old lady.


"I dont know what you are so pissed about, it is just one less time you had to do it."


She gives him a strange look and follows with "Your right".

Obama on Bush hiding behind executive privilege:

In a 2007 interview on CNN’s Larry King Live, Obama said there’s been “a tendency on the part of this administration to try to hide behind exec privilege every time there’s something a little shaky that’s taking place.”

“I think the administration would be best served by coming clean on this,” Obama said, after Bush claimed executive privilege on the issue.”

Jerry Sandusky claims he's really young at heart.

He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.

saw this on a buddies page

True

Does Redhook live on that street? Or at least a near relative?