#768971 - 06/27/12 10:06 PM
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The Chosen One
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One attaches that leader to the handle on a Clorox bottle....... Take a long line...about a mile of 1/4 rope. Starting at one end, tie the 1/4 rope off to either small block Chevy engine, a chunk of concrete with some form of metal loop in it, or anything heavy. Kerplunk that weight down on the river bottom. Work your way up stream. Every 100 yards or so, take yer Clorox bottle with the above leader attached to it and clip it on yer line. Do that for about a mile or so. Go home. Drink some shine. Eat some hog and in the morning after the hang over wears off and you've gotten off your sister (be careful not to crush her shmokes!), hop in the boat and find where your line started. Oh crap. Forgot to mention to use a 5-gallon bucket (with a lid, dumbass), to mark where your anchor is. Oh well, looks at the trees and opossums and you'll find the spot where you dropped your anchor. Dive down and get it. If it's too heavy, grab the line ya nincompoop and come on in the boat. Follow the line to your first Clorox bottle. If she's a standing still, hit your buddy in the back of the head and tell him he [Bleeeeep!] up on baiting the hook and bring that [Bleeeeep!] back on in the boat. If you come across one that's doing the weave dance back and forth in the water, you got a good un! Grab that bottle and hang on, woooowheee! Be ready with the net, the bat, and the Glock pistol (recently recovered from repo). If it's just weavin' and moving in the water, it's likely just a bass, carp, catfish, snapping turtle, or maybe even a beaver. All thems can be handled with the net, your hands, or a gaff. However, if'n you come across a Clorox bottle and she goes under, more then likely you gots a gator. Couple things you can do at this point: a) Go home. Pussy. b) Make your good buddy driving the boat get it. Probably not realistic as I'm the only one in the clan so far who has thought of that idea. c) Use your gaff to snag the Clorox bottle, grab hold, hang on, and WOOOOWHHHHEEEE - that damn gator's gonna be pissed! Shoot it! Shoot the damn gator! Right between the eyes, ya moron! Wait? What? Sockeye in MA10? Yeah, I know how to do that too..... 
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#768973 - 06/27/12 10:25 PM
Re: FAIL!!
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redhook
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heres the rod... bottom 2 peices go together to make it a 8'4" rod, top peice goes in to make it a 6" rod... from the 30s, possibly late 20s, dont know what the emblem means either, its kinda worn off anyways... each peice is 38 inches long...  
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#768978 - 06/27/12 10:36 PM
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redhook
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train wreck? maybe, but it wasnt my doing... thanks Chick...
that stupid Pink was probably 3 pounds... im pretty good on weight guessing..
oh yeah, like i said, it was a joke... you obviously dont get jokes...
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#768982 - 06/27/12 10:46 PM
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#768986 - 06/27/12 10:50 PM
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redhook
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typo I and U are directly next to each other, and honestly i dont care to correct my typing in any way if you are going to be an a$$hole...
you know dick...
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#768989 - 06/27/12 11:00 PM
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
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Guess the weight of this one ? FRONT BUTT!
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#768991 - 06/27/12 11:03 PM
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redhook
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So can I Chuck, I don't need to prove myself to anyone. I already have done this before. You really don't have to read it if you don't want to.
Simple as that.
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#768993 - 06/27/12 11:08 PM
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redhook
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also Chuck its You're, not Your, Mr. Grammatica...
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#768995 - 06/27/12 11:14 PM
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redhook
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and you can Zing that sh!t all the way to Miami...
Dan, can i get a AzingMen? or am i not worthy yet?
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#769001 - 06/27/12 11:36 PM
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redhook
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next time you try to attack someone Chick, make sure you know what your typing... otherwise its an epic FAIL on your part...
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#769008 - 06/27/12 11:45 PM
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redhook
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You're (<<<<< see that) right Chuck, I would'nt know fail, because I'm not a failure...
you gonna keep pitchin?
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#769012 - 06/27/12 11:50 PM
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redhook
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Chuck you're (<<<< again) about as tall as a tee, who the hell are you trying to clown on lol... lolZZZZZIIIIINNNNGGGG
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#769017 - 06/27/12 11:55 PM
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redhook
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enough of that sh!t.... its the internet, people are a$$holes on the internet...
seriously tho.. if anyone knows of anything of these pics and such, let me know... i will also do what Parker told me to do...
so, anyone want a Ruby Cross? lol yeah ... never mind... unless your serious...;)
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#769019 - 06/28/12 12:08 AM
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redhook
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BWP those pics werent even the tip of the berg... i have hundreds, Renoir, Botacelli, Michalangelo, Van Gogh, Cezanne, Monet, DeLacroix, one specifically on the "French Impressionists", rough estimate, 2-400 plates... some large, some small, some of the Michelangelo stuff is kinda big, but not color...
ill see what i can figure out with an appraisal, i need to find a reputable one tho, regardless of the cost...
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#769023 - 06/28/12 12:17 AM
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redhook
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today, nothing, didnt have anything to do today... tommorow, got sh!t i gotta do, friday im gonna hit the river...
why, you wanna come fishing?
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#769028 - 06/28/12 12:27 AM
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redhook
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you dont worry about me Jake, you worry about yourself alright...
Chuck, stock in the Baby Gap doesnt equate to anything "network".... starting to rage like an attack Min Pin... chill out dude jeeeezzzuss
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