Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
You're so f'n dead, Toff.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
I see I'm going to have about a half dozen motherfuckers pushing up daisies in short order.
And I'll be smiling the whole time. Like this ----------->
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Illyrian
Repeat Spawner
Registered: 12/20/09
Posts: 1475
Loc: Spokane, wa
Speak for yourself Ranty. You probably have a piece of broken mirror you could sit on. Energizers and a flashlilght for the dark places and your in business. You can go spelunking.
Todd
Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
I think Randy Newman has it all wrong...I mean, I think short people are really fuckin useful...for laughing at and schit...like changing my oil, or setting mousetraps under the house...that's hard for tall people.
Plus, they're easy to row around when they're little...but have poor river vision due to not being able to see over the gunwale...but little people do look funny in regular sized baseball caps, and fishing waders.
Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Toff,
You're the first motherfucker.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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