#803553 - 11/29/12 01:17 PM
Marriage Certificates
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The Original Boat Ho
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With the State changing Marriage certificates I had a thought. Why change the traditional one? Why not just add a couple.
You could label the current one Hetrosexual. Leave Bride and Groom. Even some perverts might prefer use that one.
You could have another labeled Homosexual. You could leave the spaces for Bride and Groom blank , so that the perverts could fill those spaces in with anything they like.
Might need another labeled Other.
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#803556 - 11/29/12 01:30 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
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I think they should put spots on there for "Dumbass" and "Dipshit", too.
Fish on...
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#803559 - 11/29/12 01:40 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
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Well Gutz ~ you do seem fixated on the gay marriage thing. Was your recent transplanted part donated by a gay person?
Edited by Chuck E (11/29/12 01:46 PM)
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#803563 - 11/29/12 02:04 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Returning Adult
Registered: 12/09/03
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Loc: Seattle
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What's "Hetrosexual"? I have never heard that word before. Even if one ignores the subject matter of your post, you still sound like an idiot based on your grammar and spelling.
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#803566 - 11/29/12 02:37 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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The Original Boat Ho
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Well Chuck, donations are anonymous. And at any rate it was a Kidney not an asshole. ;-)
"you do seem fixated on the gay marriage thing." You probably haven't picked up a newspaper or listened to the news on TV or Radio recently.
Sorry Brant, I will try and use spell check when posting. I see you have been a member since 2003 and only have 365 posts. What brings you out of the closet on this issue?
"I think they should put spots on there for "Dumbass" and "Dipshit" " Are those terms of endearment pervert's use?
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#803567 - 11/29/12 02:57 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: GutZ]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 09/07/05
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"You probably haven't picked up a newspaper or listened to the news on TV or Radio recently."
I do but I don't try to keep up on the latest news about gays & gay marriage which you obviously do.
Edited by Chuck E (11/29/12 02:58 PM)
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#803568 - 11/29/12 02:58 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Dick Nipples
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"I think they should put spots on there for "Dumbass" and "Dipshit" " Are those terms of endearment pervert's use?
No, they're terms of derision for anyone who can't seem to let go of his hate around who other people love or marry. Fish on... Todd
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#803569 - 11/29/12 03:06 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
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I think it's just a matter of misinterpreting what the Bible says.
"If a man lays with another man, he must be stoned." - Leviticus 20:13. Gay marriage + legalization of marijuana = biblical prophecy fulfilled
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#803570 - 11/29/12 03:08 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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The Chosen One
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Are those terms of endearment pervert's use? You seem to use the word "pervert" a lot. Are you talking to yourself in a mirror? See definition #12 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pervert?s=tGays and lesbians getting legally married is not perverted. A hot tub, a bi-sexual ostrich and 3 pounds of guacamole is kinky. Two gay men and a cup of nettles for "nettle play" on their genitals *is* perverted.
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#803573 - 11/29/12 03:14 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
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Two gay men and a cup of nettles for "nettle play" on their genitals *is* perverted.
Thanks for clearing THAT up for me Parker
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#803575 - 11/29/12 03:15 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Repeat Spawner
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Said with surprising authority Parker! {;>)
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#803580 - 11/29/12 03:23 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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The Chosen One
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Mental Note: When you see three people over in the corner of a property looking at some "leaves" in a small cup, DO NOT go over to them and ask them what is in the cup...thinking it was going to be dope.
For the love of god, DO NOT GO OVER THERE!!!!
What has been seen and heard CAN NOT be unseen and unheard.
I am forever traumatized..........
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#803581 - 11/29/12 03:29 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
[Re: GutZ]
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With the State changing Marriage certificates I had a thought. Why change the traditional one? Why not just add a couple.
You could label the current one Hetrosexual. Leave Bride and Groom. Even some perverts might prefer use that one.
You could have another labeled Homosexual. You could leave the spaces for Bride and Groom blank , so that the perverts could fill those spaces in with anything they like.
Might need another labeled Other. hey PutZ, i have a little trick that really helps with issues such as this, it works great if you stick to the plan, and dont stray from the objective.... ready? mind your own fvckin business... simple as that...
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#803585 - 11/29/12 03:38 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
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Loc: Olypen
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The proper word is "deviant"......not perverted. Parker.....stay away. Between that last comment of yours and that banana with the brown end........
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#803586 - 11/29/12 03:43 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Poodle Smolt
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I can't imagine what will go wrong here.
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#803599 - 11/29/12 04:11 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Change the marriage certificate from 'Bride' and 'Groom' to 'Partner A' and 'Partner B'.
Done deal. Why do you hate 'Merica so much, Hank? Why must you threaten GutZ' marriage so much? Hell, I don't even know if he's married or not. Fish on... Todd
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#803604 - 11/29/12 04:31 PM
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The Original Boat Ho
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Is that what you have done in California? I've learned alot today. The term is deviant not pervert. There is tolerace for deviants, but not homophobic bigots. Save it. I'm finished.
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#803605 - 11/29/12 04:33 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Bye, then.
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#803609 - 11/29/12 04:46 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
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With the State changing Marriage certificates I had a thought. Why change the traditional one? Why not just add a couple.
You could label the current one Hetrosexual. Leave Bride and Groom. Even some perverts might prefer use that one.
You could have another labeled Homosexual. You could leave the spaces for Bride and Groom blank , so that the perverts could fill those spaces in with anything they like.
Might need another labeled Other. hey PutZ, i have a little trick that really helps with issues such as this, it works great if you stick to the plan, and dont stray from the objective.... ready? mind your own fvckin business... simple as that... +1
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#803610 - 11/29/12 05:05 PM
Re: Marriage Certificates
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 1078
Loc: Silverdale, WA
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I guess I don't agree with gay marriage (probably a bigoted point of view but at least I am honest) but I also understand that it doesn't affect/change anything in my marriage or life. I voted in support of it, because by saying no I would possibly be preventing others from being happy and even though I don't agree with it, the actions that cause their happiness has no direct influence on my life.
I have been married for 21 years and haven't seen my marriage license since a week after I said "I do", so I don't see the wording as all that important.
Edited by gvbest (11/29/12 05:20 PM)
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