So I was resting at the bench for my next round of close-grip benchpress and this fat bish comes in with a personal trainer, smelling like she literally SHOWERED IN COLOGNE! Oh God I cannot explain to you phaggots how she reeked of a 20$ cheap cologne.

Anyway so I'm just sitting there getting punched in the face by her stupid phucking nauseating cologne and apparently the trainer brought her to the Lat pull-down machine and started teaching her how to perform it correctly. At this point I was like "This bish doesn't have any phucking lats and by the looks of it doesn't need any. If anything she should be busting her ass on the cardio like all the other fatties!"





She had her hands in the pocket the entire time the trainer taught her how to use the pull-down. Anyway, so the trainer leaves and I'm literally 3 feet away from here, and that's when it hit me RIGHT IN THE FACE again, the stench of cologne and herbal essence.



A couple of dudes standing near me saw me make that face, they started laughing and acknowledging my feel

Anyway now she's got her back towards me and she was bending here and there with "Dat ass" right infront of my face, Scoping around looking for guys. If the visuals of this fattie along with the mind-numbingly disgusting cologne wasn't enough, her ass was now infront of me.



The Squarest, most hideous "Ass" I've ever seen in my life. It looked like earth caving in after an earthquake. Like a whirpool sucking everything inside, like a black hole, you get the idea.

So anyway that's when she turned around and says;


"Can you stop checking me out pls?"


LOL I was about to stand up and punch her in the gut as hard as I could but alas, I calmed myself down and just gave her a silent expression









She just gave me this piggy look and started doing her "Lat Pulldowns" lulz like your phuckan fat ass really needs that right about now. Anyway, WHILE she was doing the pull downs I caught a glimpse of something that was just astonishing to say the least.





SHE PHUCKING BROUGHT THE COLOGNE TO THE GYM





Fattie did about 3 reps and left to do that phaggy exercise where sloots sit around and move their legs like they're crushing a penis with their thighs. Jimmy status = Rustled but I did get a laugh out of it by the end so I guess its not too bad.



Cliffs;

-whales comes to the gym doused in cologne
-gave everyone a headache within a 10km radius
-took lessons from a trainer on "lat pulldowns"
-lats should be the least of her worries
-thinks people are checking her out
-asks me if I can stop checking her out
-Jimmys rustled
-starts lat pull down
-turns out she brought the cologne to the gym
-phucking fatties I swr

Hank would be funnier if he copied and pasted that sort of stuff.

Just wait a couple of minutes.....

Fishy

fish_bra,

you should take out your tounge piercing before you type

You must have enjoyed the stench and the view or you would have gone to some other work out station unless you just go thru life looking for something to whine about.

That is the best recap reply in PP history.

FP's really making the most of his posts now that he's only allowed one daily. Very nice.

da fuk is this?

reddit or the misc. forum slow?

Lol. This one's diffidently up there.

Mf

These 24 hr. bans have paid off.

Strong work fish-brah. FP's suggestions on visual aids certainly add substance to the picture you were painting.

The only edit that I have would be that it is a "gunt" not a gut, that you were describing.

Excellent work all.