SOTU Drinking Game as lifted from a RW rag (sorry fishy!)

•Whenever Obama says “jobs,” pour eight percent of your drink down the drain.
•Take a shot whenever Obama mentions the word “gun” or other Second Amendment-related terminology.
•When Obama engages in class warfare, stab the richest person in the room with your broken beer bottle (which was broken, of course, by smashing it on said gentleman’s head).
•When Obama mentions “green energy,” swirl your drink in a windmill-like fashion and pour it down the drain.
•When the president says “debt” or “deficit,” take one of your friend’s beers and promise to pay him back later.
•If Obama says “It’s the right thing to do,” scream “YEAH IT IS!” and chug your whole drink.
•If Obama says “Let me be clear,” take a shot of vodka or translucent alcohol of your choice.
•If Obama mentions technology or technology education, “mupload” a drunk “selfie” to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.
•When the president uses the passive voice, hit your neighbor the right, and blame your neighbor on the left.
•Drink a vodka with Red Bull every time Vice President Joe Biden looks like he’s about to fall asleep.
•If Speaker of the House John Boehner’s complexion looks particularly orange, pour a screw driver.

My additions include taking a shot everytime the following words and phrases pop up:

"Common Sense"
"Top Priority"
"Focus"
"Victim"

Finish the bottle if Nugent goes apeshit in anyway.
Finish the bottle if "You lie!" gets a shout out.

Gonna be a LONG night in Drunky Town...;)

It won't be a long night - everyone will be completely wasted in about 10 minutes, and passed out within 15 minutes.

Not a bad SOTU - pretty standard stuff. Lots of previously tried ideas that didn't turn out so well; some fibs; some non-starters and some good parts. He was more central than I thought he would be considering his "mandate". As an engineer, I did like what he had to say about STEM. As an American, I didn't like the thinly veiled Climate Change (more taxes and regulations that will kill jobs) and weapons threats.

Rubio is speaking now...L8tr...

I'm going to ask my boss for a $5 raise today and he will have to give it to me after I assure him that my raise won't cost the company one cent in higher costs.

Yeah - raising the minimum wage is not what the economy needs right now after the ACA and our current economic climate (tax structure). It would increase unemployment as small business owners and customers can't afford the piling on. Costs would be passed onto customers which would in turn reduce discretionary spending. It would be a disastrous vicious cycle and aid the race to the bottom. Maybe that's the goal for getting more government and handouts. It's a non-starter and will not pass Congress.