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#852224 - 08/14/13 12:49 PM Vasectomy...
smokin' salmon Offline
Smolt

Registered: 05/24/06
Posts: 75
Loc: University Place, WA
Just curios if any one of you gents out there that has had this procedure done eperienced swelling afterward? I had mine done yesterday and now I feel like I'm carrying an orange in my jockstrap. eek eek
Should I be concered or will it subside?

Thanks
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#852227 - 08/14/13 01:00 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: smokin' salmon]
Jerry Garcia Offline



Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9013
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put a sack of frozen peas in your panties and wait a couple of days before you get back to moving around a lot.
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#852239 - 08/14/13 02:03 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6209
Loc: zipper
go for a bike ride
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#852240 - 08/14/13 02:20 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: fish4brains]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13508
Only one orange? I felt like I had two grapefruit. Like JG said, frozen peas, ice pack, or whatever. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, the condition is not permanent. Soon you will enjoy the relief of more sex more often without the concern about her being knocked up.

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#852255 - 08/14/13 03:19 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
Brewer Offline
2112

Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 4898
Loc: in the mass production zone
keep ice on the jewels and drink lotsa bourbon.
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#852258 - 08/14/13 03:27 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
Probably some blockage. Nards are gonna swell up to the size of a watermelon and probably be in excruciating pain for a few days until the blockage goes away.

I recommend a lot of ice, pain killers, and some time in the bed watching some Netflix movies for the next couple of days.

I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on PP.

Oh, and expect some pain the first time you get your nutt. Won't hurt too bad, but it's not going to feel all that great either.

Ok, I might have made that last bit up. Or not. Guess you'll find out in a few days. Enjoy the thought process, as you now you're gonna be thinking about it now.

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#852264 - 08/14/13 03:51 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: The Moderator]
Snake Pliskin Offline
Bead

Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 1202
Loc: Duvall
Had my done 25 years ago with no complications. I may have told this story before.....after the surgery I asked the nurse how soon before I would be sterile and she said after I had sex at least 15 more times so to be careful. I quickly answered, "so by tomorrow then?" Showing she had no sense of humor, she glared at me and said no.

I had two cousins who had the procedure done in Wenatchee. Both had complications...bruising and swelling, but I told them, what do you expect at a combination John Deere Tractor repair/movie rental/urology clinic?

Snake
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#852265 - 08/14/13 03:53 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Snake Pliskin]
Sol Duc Offline
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Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
FCK That......pull out!
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#852267 - 08/14/13 04:03 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Sol Duc]
FleaFlickr02 Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 3344
Had mine done about 8 years ago. For the most part, the application of the local anesthetic at the beginning of the procedure was the worst part. Thank God, that only lasted a few seconds. My recovery went pretty well, but I did have one incident where I went to sit up fast and got a flashback to the pain of the anesthesia. After that, it was frozen peas for me for a few days.

Swelling, although not uncommon, can get bad in a hurry, so I'm told. Get off your feet quick (but don't try to get up too quick) would be my advice. As Sg said, there are better days ahead.

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#852270 - 08/14/13 04:07 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13508
Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Sol Duc
FCK That......pull out!

BS..ram it in as deep as you can, shoot the wad, roll off and go to sleep. That's the way real men git er dun. grin


And then either end up paying child support for 18 years or become dead beat dads. grin.

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#852274 - 08/14/13 04:16 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
Sol Duc Offline
April Fool

Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Sol Duc
FCK That......pull out!

BS..ram it in as deep as you can, shoot the wad, roll off and go to sleep. That's the way real men git er dun. grin

Ditto's
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#852291 - 08/14/13 05:58 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Sol Duc]
willametteriveroutlaw Offline
Spawner

Registered: 10/26/02
Posts: 908
Loc: Idaho
I'll kick in 50.00 to pay for Redhooks....
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#852293 - 08/14/13 06:17 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: willametteriveroutlaw]
Sky-Guy Offline
The Tide changed

Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
Originally Posted By: willametteriveroutlaw
I'll kick in 50.00 to pay for Redhooks....


Winner

My girl had her junk fixed so my junk could remain intact.
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#852299 - 08/14/13 07:04 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Sky-Guy]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
Had mine done on a Thursday. Had a Garage Sale on Friday & Saturday. I sat in a lawn chair, alternating between peas and whole kernel corn, took some pain pills, and I had fun haggling my ass off. We made $1,200.00.

Try the tighty whitey's for a few days. They like a little support after the procedure.
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#852308 - 08/14/13 07:29 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
YBD
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Sol Duc
FCK That......pull out!

BS..ram it in as deep as you can, shoot the wad, roll off and go to sleep. That's the way real men git er dun. grin


Faces and tramp stamps aren't there to look at.

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#852338 - 08/14/13 09:28 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Dogfish]
JTD Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
Originally Posted By: Dogfish
Had mine done on a Thursday. Had a Garage Sale on Friday & Saturday. I sat in a lawn chair, alternating between peas and whole kernel corn, took some pain pills, and I had fun haggling my ass off. We made $1,200.00.

Try the tighty whitey's for a few days. They like a little support after the procedure.






YOU had a garage sale while medicated? Why wasn't this publicized? I am imagining a sporting goods and tool bonanza with potential easy pickins'.


DAMMIT.


grin
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#852360 - 08/14/13 11:25 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
Timber Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 2447
Loc: Stumpy Acres
You are all good as long as the sack aint black... Is that racist?

Awe fucck it who cares.... Pound the bottom out of it with the watermelon nuts and see how that works... grin
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#852368 - 08/14/13 11:46 PM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: Timber]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6209
Loc: zipper
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#852376 - 08/15/13 12:10 AM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: ]
fishchick Offline
Parr

Registered: 10/17/10
Posts: 46
Loc: Western Washington
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#852413 - 08/15/13 08:35 AM Re: Vasectomy... [Re: fishchick]
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Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
Some people are proud of their balls.
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