All Hail

Actually, You are the one who continually sounds retarded. A personal inventory isn't in the cards for you, however. Perhaps because you are some kind of minion leader? Have you seen any mermaids lately? Got some pics of their ass? Merg is in your area, maybe he would be willing to give you a few lessons. You are capable of learning, aren't you? Or are you just a special kind of stupid?

Why the hate for Slab? He's a good man.

Merg is in the area filming Chugaway. It's a gay porn film inspired by Tom Hanks' Castaway. Some pretty low budget [Bleeeeep!] I hear, but he misses trying to surf.

I don't understand why Slab gets so much flack. The guy is a staple for entertainment and compassion and he is a steadfast regular.

I said something similar about Reefer when he was banned; why all the hate when the guy sticks here day in and day out. He dishes it out just as well as he takes it.

I always relate to sitcom characters, Seinfeld mostly; did anyone hate Kramer because he was a freak?


Jee*us. Just let it go already, life is short.