Charlie sheen gets in on some duck beat down as well...

hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I’ll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)
your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.
the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.
the only ‘Dynasty’ you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.
the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it’s sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.
shame on you.
you’re the only surviving
brain donor I’ve ever known.
when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.
on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I’m pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.
repulsed by you;
c sheen
hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

C Sheen delivers the smack !


dirt-clod stacking

They don't savvy the smack lingo so it's a non-event for them anyway.



It was good smack, though.

FP's video was fantastic.



I like those girls. They seem wholesome and really nice.

Apparently they can't read.

If you don't belive, its fine its your perogative but to say that anywhere in the bible it condones homosexuality is about the same as saying that Todd voted for George Bush..

ummm.....I think I could enjoy that party...

So does anybody go to gay bars in our gang to get a little action or is it just me!!!PEACE

If you dont like that video then you are gay and going to hell!

Hey everybody !

I'm going to heaven !!

7 years later, the Duck Dynasty hillbillies are still nobody's