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#901872 - 07/31/14 04:58 PM Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat.
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
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So...just recently the Godawful Old Party sued President Obama for exercising Executive Orders too much.

That's asshat enough, of course...for two reasons. One, it's perfectly legal, and two, Obama hasn't done it nearly as often as those Right Wing Stalwarts that Boehner would love to cock gobble...

Obama Orders: 183
Bush 2 Orders: 291
Reagan Orders: 381

Not that we needed to see those numbers to see that Boehner is a complete and utter jackass, as are any other of you right wing fruit loops who whine about Obama's Executive Orders, but there they are anyway.

Next, in a startling display of douchebaggery, even for an asshat like Boehner, his office put out a press release today.

The press release notes that the Congress has been unable to do anything whatsoever about the problem of all the Central American kids turning themselves in at the border. The press release doesn't note that the Congress, thanks to Boehner, has mostly been unable to do anything at all over the past six years except attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act once a week and hold hearings about Benghazi and the IRS, also weekly.

The best part of today's press release is that Boehner and the rest of the asshats in the GOP leadership call on the President to...drum roll please...

Take action on his own, without the need for Congressional action, to alleviate the problem.

Sue him last week for too many Executive Orders (even though he has done far less than Dumbya or RayGuns), blame his inability to do a damn thing on Obama (when Boehner has proven he can't do a damn thing at all in Congress all of his own accord), and then demand that the President act unilaterally, without Congress, to address this problem.

Now I understand that these clowns are without shame and that they know they are full of schit, and that their voting base are the types of fools who not only eat this stuff up, or still vote GOP "For the Economy rofl ", but to the "reality based" crowd this is both amusing and entertaining.

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Statement by House GOP Leaders on Border Bill

July 31, 2014|

Speaker Boehner's Press Office

WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders John Boehner (R-OH), Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), Steve Scalise (R-LA), and Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) today issued the following statement regarding H.R. 5230, the border supplemental legislation:

“This situation shows the intense concern within our conference – and among the American people – about the need to ensure the security of our borders and the president’s refusal to faithfully execute our laws. There are numerous steps the president can and should be taking right now, without the need for congressional action, to secure our borders and ensure these children are returned swiftly and safely to their countries. For the past month, the House has been engaged in intensive efforts to pass legislation that would compel the president to do his job and ensure it can be done as quickly and compassionately as possible. Through an inclusive process, a border bill was built by listening to members and the American people that has the support not just of a majority of the majority in the House, but most of the House Republican Conference. We will continue to work on solutions to the border crisis and other challenges facing our country.”

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#901876 - 07/31/14 05:54 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
Todd Offline
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The problem with right wing jacknobs like you and Boehner, not to mention every blathering piehole on FauxNews, is that the word "unconstitutional" to them is defined as "don't like it". Just like how "treason" is defined.

"Asshat" is defined as hypocritical and/or "talking out their asses"...like you and Boehner.

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#901883 - 07/31/14 06:33 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Showing how many Clinton had wouldn't have any bearing on what a hypocrite you or Boehner, or the rest of the GOP is.

You should send your wonderful analysis of unilateral immigration law to Boehner...it's too bad he didn't run it by you before putting out his press release today, could have at least saved him from being quite as much of an asshat, at least for today.

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#901887 - 07/31/14 06:49 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Jeebuz...I just saw your favorite suckoff recipient Krauthammer say the same thing I did.

As distasteful as that is, that he and I agree, it's even more funny that you don't mind that Boehner is a hypocritical asshat.

Even better was a video clip of Boehner last week saying that the President should, in no way whatsoever, promulgate any immigration laws or regulations unilaterally...a week before putting out a press release that he should do exactly that.

When the diarrhea mouthed shitclowns on FauxNews are calling Boehner a hypocrite and blaming the lack of anything happening on him and the GOP leadership then that leaves the GOP with damn few supporters on this.

Namely...you, Hank.

Congratulations. I'm sure Choad will chime in and get yer back, mebbe Sol Dunce, too...so you're probably not all alone.

You'll be in excellent company rofl

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#901889 - 07/31/14 06:53 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: Todd]
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Krauthammer, still not a very pretty man.
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#901894 - 07/31/14 07:54 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Actually toad unlike you I try to be pragmatic about things. I think the lawsuit is pandering ,unproductive and a sign that the politics of this once great country are broken beyond repair. Boner is an asshat but then again that seems to be a prerequisite for working inside the beltway anymore. If my grandma was in charge she would lock them in a room until they could work out a solution and no dinner until it was done. Hard to see anything when you are always looking down to make sure your toe is on the line.
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#901895 - 07/31/14 07:59 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: Us and Them]
Todd Offline
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Crap, Hank...first you lose Krauthammer, now you can't even get Choad to back what the GOP is up to...

It's down to you and Sol Dunce.

Let's see where he comes down on this.

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#901896 - 07/31/14 08:03 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: Todd]
Todd Offline
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And Krauthammer wouldn't know an impeachable offense if it went out on a Friday and sold weapons to our sworn enemies (aka "treason") and secretly took the money and gave it to rebels that Congress specifically forbade it to provide funding to (aka "multiple felonies").

After the Clinton/Starr debacle the GOP should be forbidden from even uttering the word "impeachment"...what a bunch of fuckin money and time wasting jackasses.

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#901900 - 07/31/14 08:43 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Yeah...no.

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#901904 - 07/31/14 09:37 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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I'll give you bonus points if you can manage, just once, to stay on topic instead of changing the subject every other post.

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#901905 - 07/31/14 10:05 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: Todd]
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Bonus points if you can manage to pull the golfers schlong out of your mouth for a minute or two. wink
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#901907 - 07/31/14 10:30 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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There's no okey-dokey, but there's plenty of precedent:

"A panel of legal scholars and lawyers assembled by the American Bar Association is sharply criticizing the use of "signing statements" by President Bush that assert his right to ignore or not enforce laws passed by Congress."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/23/AR2006072300511.html

"With pressure mounting to extend next Monday's enrollment deadline for the Medicare prescription-drug benefit, the Bush administration took another small step in that direction Tuesday, waiving penalty fees [through executive order] for very low-income seniors and people with disabilities who sign up late."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/obamacare-medicare_n_4788731.html

"The Reagan Administration sometimes used administrative delays as a device to enforce its philosophy of less government and to save money..."
http://www.nytimes.com/1991/03/31/us/us-...=all&src=pm

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#901909 - 07/31/14 10:52 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
wal1ter Offline
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Registered: 02/17/08
Posts: 81
Originally Posted By: Hankster
Didn't Kucinich introduce a bill to impeach Boosh? Yeah, he did.

What was that all about? Something he thought Boosh did that was unconstitutional, no doubt.


That damn Obama, doing stuff that every other president did. Who does he think he is!?

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#901911 - 07/31/14 11:05 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: wal1ter]
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I believe it's a tactical battle on each side to show the voters how bad the other guys are. Boner and congress think by stalling on all issues they can force Obama to take exec action. That is an attempt to sway the midterm elections by making them dems look like they are running a kingdom. Obama on the other hand is doing everything he can to make the republicans look like they are un willing to cooperate, they are and so is he. The American people lose on this deal .
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#901918 - 08/01/14 01:06 AM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Hankster
Umm, doing those things are impeachable acts.

In reciting the oath of office, Preznit Barky said, ".....and to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Barky isn't doing such a hot-shot job of the 'preserve' part. He's taking it as a suggestion and kinda wingin' it to the best of his ability.

wink


OK? I guess you got me me there.
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#901961 - 08/01/14 11:46 PM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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Excellent cut and paste...



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#901972 - 08/02/14 10:41 AM Re: Big Surprise..John Boehner is an asshat. [Re: ]
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