Everything a Man needs to know about Women

Pretty good. Thanks for the laughs.

Showed up on my email yesterday...good chit!

Could have really used this in my 20's.

I think the most funny part is that it's being presented by a dork in a bad shirt wearing a tie with a pair of khakis, and a pocket protector.

I bet he's never moved beyond the lower lower lower left of the entire graph his whole life.

Fish on...

Todd

Wasn't that a paraphrase of Tom Cruise in Cocktail?

This reminds me of a drop dead gorgeous girl I met my sophomore year in college. I could not believe she was interested in me. She wrote this huge complex letter telling me how amazing I was and stuff. I was so naive to think this type of letter was a good thing considering she had known me through classes for all of a half of a quarter. Anyway, I remember her crying for no reason, and what I call the web of despair growing. When I finally dumped her ass, probably to go fishing because I was tired of the web of despair, she said, "you are dumping me!?!". Suddenly I was her enemy, and she was screwing one of my best friends in days. I learned a lot from that psycho bitch.

What this half tarded guy doesn't seem to get is that beauty is only skin deep and honestly the best most loyal and loving women in the world are rarely anything but hot. My current lady is beautiful but not "hot" and I am 100% fine with that.

I can vouch for the red-headed comment.



Loved her like CRAZY... But...Well...


Yah.

So, stay away from hot redheaded strippers named Tiffany, I don't think so!

Yep.

She is way out there on the hot scale and way above the line.


It's a trap!

Thinking this could work but someone could have told me that a little sooner.