PORTLAND, Ore. - Homeless individuals who were sick and tired of a man pleasuring himself inside a portable potty with the door open decided to teach him a lesson he wouldn't forget. So they snuck up behind the toilet and knocked it over, officials said.

It all started around 8 a.m. Thursday at the Eastbank Esplanade at the foot of Portland's Hawthorne Bridge. Portland police say a 48-year-old homeless man was pleasuring himself inside a Honey Bucket portable toilet with the door wide open.

"(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't," a homeless woman said. "Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty and kick it."

The 48-year-old man, who was covered in fecal matter, was rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue crews. Due to the circumstances, police did not arrest the man.

"Physically, he's fine but he had a crappy day," Willie Halliburton with Portland Police told KATU News, adding it was the first incident of its kind in his 27 years of police work.

I witnessed an excavator picking up a piece of big detention pipe and when he lifted it it swung and rocked the honey bucket a couple of feet away.....dood comes running out of it with his pants around his ankles and blue water in his boots.....it was tough surveying the rest of that afternoon we were laughing so hard.

I was in the shitter one day at the job site and one of my co-workers picked me up with the bobcat forklift and drove me a little ways,the bastard . Luckily I didn't get any on me.

A simple trick works rather well.

Wait until your target gets seated and drop a golf ball sized rock down the chimney.

The splash from the corner of the [Bleeeeep!] tank will get him/her just enough.


Sometimes a larger rock is use full based on the level of dislike you have for the individual.

Thank you master sensei, that move will be utilized in the future.

This is pure evil. Hateful & vile evil. I love it!

Time to flush this thread.

Being in the asphalt paving business for 28 years there really hasn't been anything I haven't done or seen when it comes to honey bucket love on co-workers.......Just sayin................I always tried to do my business on the back side............out side if possible..........LMFAO. Good luck,


SZ

PS, Always check the TP roll first to see how much there is............if plenty than always make a huge birds nest to throw down first before blowing it up.............= NO Blue Chit on your azz..............Just sayin.

This works great until Mount Shitasoreass climbs near the seat level.