Eventually, the "facts" will be a reference to the Willow Creek, Patersen/Giblets film of a dude in a costume tripping over driftwood....

There you guys go, mocking Rich again. Let me tell you, them house slaps and wood knocks, they be for real (or reeelz, if you prefer). You know how my new house happens to be located in a hot bed of wildlife habitat, right? Well, shortly after Mrs. Salmo and I moved into the new abode, after I'd gone to bed, I was hearing this knocking sound, or maybe it was a slapping sound against the daylight basement wall downstairs. Cuz where else would I put a basement, if not downstairs? Geez youse guys are slow sometimes. Anyway, I heard the sound, and I'd read about house slaps in a bigfoot article in the newspaper some years ago when it was happening in suburban Issaquah, of all places. But that ain't far from North Bend, and everyone, well everyone in Rich's BF society knows that there's frequent BF activity around North Bend. Anyway, something was either knocking or slapping, or both, at my house downstairs. Since there are deer, racoons, probably opossums too, along with bear and the occasional elk, why wouldn't there also be a Bigfoot in my neighborhood?

Exercising the precautionary principle, I loaded my Winchester SxS and ventured downstairs. Slowly. Didn't want to spook the slapper or knocker away. I moved to one of the windows that gave me a good view of close to where the sounds were coming from. Sure's hell, it was real all right. Bigfoot caused the transdimensional wind to blow against several sheets of plywood I had leaned against the deck posts, further causing the outermost plywood sheets to slap and sometimes knock against the other sheets that has a more solid lean on the posts.

Now how cool is that, I ask ya'? Only a highly evolved Bigfoot could exercise transdimentional wind and use it to make only some sheets of plywood slap and knock against other sheets of plywood. And knowledge of use of transdimentional wind would be possessed only by a creature from beyond the Outer Limits of dimensionality. Being well armed, not to mention bare ass naked, I unlocked the basement door and went outside and adjusted the unstable sheets of plywood, and came back inside. I retreated to my bedroom and reported to Mrs. Salmo what I discovered about BF's use of transdimensional wind to make the plywood move. She believed me, as she said, "Yeah, did you unload the shotgun before you put it away?" So there ya' be, witnesses and all. What's to doubt?

I would much rather have a Bigfoot house slapping then the same Bigfoot knocking on wood.
That being said there are certain times of year when the feet will pull on themselves while slapping.
Similar to how a dog shakes it's leg violently while having its tummy scratched.
If you accidentally stumble upon a tugging slapper sequence proceed with caution.
Chances are good the Bigfoot will respond aggressively if interrupted.

What if no houses are present? Obviously the bigfeet can't slap something that's not there, do they slap whatever dwelling is common? Yurt slaps, Igloo slaps, single family ranch style modern architecture slaps?

Let us know how your investigation goes. I'm skeptical about Bigfoot but I know a lot of people I trust completely that have had an experience and have seen stuff that's tough to splain....without the addition of windowpane.

Before house slapping Bigfoot was often seen Tee Pee creeping.

I've got $5 for the first one from this board to run up to Rich's house at 3am and slap it like a cheap street walker being motivated by a strong pimp hand.

Hoot a few times, too, and I'll kick it up to $10.

Fish on...

Todd

Go and get em, Rich.

Sometimes the journey is the reason for the trip and this investigation may be one of those times.

Rich, you continue to deliver. You spelled out your trolling tactics to everyone and they couldn't take the bait fast enough. Best cut the leader on "kk". He's a decent guy but I'm worried that hook is buried a little deep.

Hellz yeah,

Tree knock..............tree knock.........whhhhhooooooooooooppppp.......whhhhhooooooopppppp

....enter, Gnome

Redhook had a trailer slap last night.

I've done dumber things for less.

Hell yeah! Bigfoot is an Eddie Floyd fan!

Well done Rich.

Grinning...

Your too cute..

Fagging the board up.

Just got back from a long weekend of chasing steel and trying to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with Bigfeets, Gnomes, Tweakers, and other Guerrilla Steelheaders.

I gotta say I'm a little bummed out that Rich hasn't come through yet with a Bigfeet or pointy hat Gnome pic!? C'mon Rich......No hairy stool samples, roof slaps, Tree knocks, screams, uprooted ferns, rock tosses, stick forts, mating calls, or anything us believers can build on??

I checked it out a few days ago. It was nothing to write home about, there may be something going on but nothing definitive.

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