I'm thinking about a new product line for Americans to be launched later this week. Each booth would be specifically tailored to members of each major party.....
We could set one up for Hillary supporters in Starbucks locations, malls, wine bars, and Apple stores.
It would look like this:
Inside, we could have the following items:
For all the crying and bleeding eyes after HIllary loses
and one of these to stick their head in:
and one of these, so they could dump some of said sand on their genitals while they cry to fellow libs about the election results
On the wall, a picture of their savior, ........until last week, then he was the devil, but now he is an angel again:
Finally, this safe space will come stock with some fireplace things so they can pull their heads out of their ass with ease after voting for the most corrupt person any of us have ever known:
Vaseline optional.
For Trump Supporters, in their tents scattered at flea markets, gun shows, John Deere dealerships, and evangelistic MEGA churches, they get one of these:
A Whack a mole game that suits their intellect, now new and improved with Illegal aliens and Syrian refugee popups:
On the wall, this poster:
on the table, this book..cause they need it
A smartphone so they can take some selfies:
and some printed cards...on one side they say "We like people who tell us that our problems are simple and easy to solve, even when they aren't." and on the other side a picture they can take home to look at and reassure themselves they voted for the right guy:
Maybe I could charge an entry fee of $5.00 for 5 minutes, and save all that money to dump into the campaign of a future 3rd party candidate...bankrolled by the sheep who follow the two primary parties.
Have a Nice day 'Murica.
Signed,
An Independent voter.
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