Well, god damn. I'm 100% convinced the Earth is flat.




"I've got a common level, and bottle full of Zima. Mother Nature's necture." -D. Baker.

Finally someone makes a decent topic on this site! I'm glad you made it so I can post in it before my account gets NUKED on 11/11/18.

Might as well forget everything you've learned in school because the whole thing is a hoax. The Earth is flat. I've driven from Coast to Coast and it sure looks flat to me. I've flown from Seattle to China and there is no way China is underneath us, otherwise they'd fall off. The only way to unplug yourself from the Matrix and see the world the way that it really is, is by drinking delicious MALT LIQUOR out of 40oz glass bottles. MALT LIQUOR, the greatest beverage on God's Flat Earth!!1!

Yeah, makes me wonder just how much smarter Baker would be if he drank MALT LIQUOR instead of Zima.

Bet he could make a serious run at Trump if he switched to MALT LIQUOR.

The earth is not flat, but it is hollow and 1 billion people live inside.

Lizard people?

This is very true.

Donnie Baker is stupidly entertaining as America's dumbest dumbfvck. Good for a daily laugh.

Of course they are lizard people, duh.

Fish on...

Todd

Fools.

The lizard people are extinct.

The Lava People are now Vogue.