The official results are in Oregon is the biggest sh!thole on God's flat Earth. I can't fvcking believe you guys blew it and re-elected Brown.

Do you love cock, the smell of open ass and watching trannies march naked in the streets while they smoke dope, shoot heroin and sh!t in the alleys? I suspect you do and think you fit right in. Also make sure you speak spanish and look forward to catching hepatitis at the dentist from some 3rd world illegal immigrant. Oh and don't own anything because it will get stolen by meth addicted homeless while the cops stand by and giggle and munch on donuts. Oh and make sure you love losing at tire to some fvcking boomer guarding their parking spots with metal rakes. Oh and don't be white because because every muslim, lesbian and brown minority will be standing in line ready to give you aids because you will have to prostrate yourself before your masters bent over with your buttcheeks spread wide open--you disgust me.

Oh and the public market is infested with footlong cockroaches and money grubbing chinese vendors selling duck shaped dog meat they get from the mass graves of aids ridden strays that terrorize the city. Oh and make sure you love roadrage because they hate cars and force 6 lanes of traffic into one. I hope you love masked Antifa harassing old people, directing traffic and beating up innocent motorists. Oh and make sure you love being governed by scared sh!tless retarded hysterical childless women who want want to ban guns and male testicles because "of the precious children".

Fvck Oregon what a goddamn sh!thole, you fvcking morons ruined it. Fvck Oregon, fvck Portland, fvck Oregon 20's, fvck charging a 10 cent deposit on MALT LIQUOR and fvck each and every person from Oregon. Nice cool weather, though.