Paker's a Cosmo-sipping little weenie and Sky Gurl isn't much better.
No and no. I don't sip, drink, or consume cosmos, although I probably would if you handed one to me. Alcohol is alcohol and anyone that say otherwise isn't punishing their liver enough! As far as I've been told and seem to know, I don't have a little weenie either.
Too beaucoup! Too beacoup!
Can't vouche for Sky-Guy on either of those, though.
If you've seen the size of his new boat, he's obviously over-compensating for the lack of something. Just saying.
Scam was the cosmo sipper I believe. Parker might like them? I have no idea. I don't even know what's in a cosmo.
Correct. Stam is the little delicate princesss that loves a cosmo. Matter of fact, I personally watched him order one from the meanest looking bartender chick up in LasCraigas. The look on her face after that order still cracks me up today!
I prefer a good single barrel bourbon or a plethora of good and peaty/smokey non-blended scotches. Eh, fine, I'll drink Johnny Walker Blue if you twist my arm.
Much like Hanksters infatuation with the Clinton's and the Obama's, he's taken a liking to the idea that I drink cosmos. Whatever floats your charter boat, dude.
Once I get past the used part I don't mind it a bit.
Sorry about turning that 1-car garage in to a 3-car garage for ya. Plenty of room for you to park now.
Sincerely,
The JackHammer
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