Originally Posted By: NickD90
Originally Posted By: Illahee
Keith Richards is a walking phenomena of nature, baffling all of medical science as to how this man can still be alive.


Keith died in 1979, it's just that nobody had the heart to tell him.

+Ozzy. They actually did a real genetic study on Ozzy and he really IS a freak of nature. Highly genetically resistant to hard drugs and stuff or something.

Crosby is another one. Like....how? Chit...even Stevie Nicks or Grace Slick! Slick is now 80+ or something. The human heart and liver is pretty amazing I guess...


If only we were given a "good to go" card at birth. We could drink and smoke crack with crack whores and catch all the fish with impunity! And the rest of ya'll with the "don't even go there" card can just watch and drool and get skunked.