"So.....

When a woman posts on her local Facebook community board that "I'm in my 60's and have never had a facial, looking for recommendations"

What is the appropriate response?

I'm dyin' here....
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LOL - send her a link from your favorite porn site but beware she may end up back on this thread after her heart attack!
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. . . and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and have dominion over the fish of the sea . . .