Now that's just plain mean.

I repeat: I was just picking up some paper off the floor and my hand accidentally brushed up against that undercover cop's hand.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

If you don't watch your step, I'll sic my bodyguards on you.

Here they are:




On second thought, one of those dudes looks like the cop that busted me. I think I'll fire both of them, and hire this guy instead: