I've seen some bad s**tshows here in college...

Best story is of some dude on the floor below me in our dorms...

We were at a party with him on a Thursday night and everyones drinking and he and a few buds were going to do the Power hour (60 shots of beer in an hour, 1 per minute) but after the first 20 mins, he feels like he can make it to the century club (100 shots of beer in an hour) and so he steps his game up and is taking multiple shots per hour. Needless to say his tolerance isn't exactly up there cause he's a freshman in college and didn't drink in high school. So by the time he's done, everyone is taking off from the party cause it was pretty boring.

Somehow this kid gets home and is absolutely tanked at this point. Fast forward to the morning. His roommate wakes up to find the kid completely naked and he dropped a big brown log on the floor. He also managed to yack all over his bed, and pissed ALL over the room. On the desks, in the drawers, on the floor, just a total disaster.

Kid doesn't remember s**t and the next day he's asking everyone how much he drank and if they remember anything he did last night...

He watches his alcohol consumption a little more now...