Long, Long, Long time ago (I know sounds like a fairy tale). Went out with this hottie drinking wine all night. I don't even like wine but I'm on a misson. Don't remember much about the night but I wake up in the morning with miss hottie in the bed,and i'm hurting. Head is pounding and food isn't sounding real good. Get out of bed, get dressed and realize I'm in a boat. Step out on the back deck and light up a smoke trying fo figure out how we got here and wondering where my car is. Nice morning and the boat is parked in a slip at a marina. Hottie gets up walks out on the back deck and says good morning, got a smoke? I light her up and say this is a dam nice boat, who's is it. She looks at me and says "last night you said it was your's"
Figured it was time to leave and go find the car.

Still don't like wine.........