Originally Posted By: sodfarmer
It is really bad when you wake up next to someone the next morning that even a paper bag over her head wouldn't help! Had that happen twice


Bad morning after a night out.. You oh Chit doing the coyote..
Good morning after a night our.. Her going Oh chit and doing to coyote.

I've pissed alot of different places blacked out drunk. It just happens.

My most interesting drunk story i guess was one mardi gras (in oregon) a few years back when I was trying to convice girls to Show me there tits. I was greeted by some success followed by shots. I stumbled out of the bar and saw a blonde and proceded to yell show me your tits. Appearantly she couldn't do that with her bullet proof vest on. I don't remember much after that, except appearantly I pissed in the back of her cruiser at some point and woke up in the drunk tank, they dropped the charges of drunk and disorderly conduct luckily and were actually laughing at me in the AM.
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