I am ALSO very paranoid and don't use Facebook or any social media besides this website.

Sorry I was wrong to characterize you as a social media user. I assumed you were due to your offense to snowflake but in my defense I only know you from your posts on this website. Obviously not all millennials are like that but most are, turns out you are a reactionary contrarian but a minority of your generation. So, if you aren't a social media snowflake, then why take offense to the term when we are trying to shame them into being more like you?

Calling people snowflakes in an extension of this idea:



"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else... You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. We're all part of the same compost heap."

People called my generation slackers, cynical, disaffected and selfish. The labeled us Post-Boomers, Baby Busters, New Lost Generation, Latch-key kids, MTV Generation, the 13th Generation but what finally stuck was Generation X, describing an undefinable variable. Now you don't hear any bitching about us but instead we are described as active, happy, achieving a work-life balance and having the most entrepreneurial tendencies. Why did this happen? Because, nobody told us we were special, we didn't have helicopter parents constantly fawning over us--they just handed us a key and left us on our own to "do our own thing" because they were "busy" with something clearly more important than ourselves. If we wanted a trophy, we had to earn it. Pretty sure generation snowflake is not going to be as positively described in midlife. If generation snowflake wants respect, they have to earn it. Clearly they have not yet done so. When generation snowflake does something worthwhile rather than just circlejerk over themselves, they can start earning respect. PS. Boomers don't have much respect either, they are universally hated by their own parents generation and also by Generation X for much the same reason millenials are. Boomers are like millennials in many ways, except the millennial just turned the boomer bullschit up to an 11. You know 11, it's the number of the dial past 10.

As for skinny jeans, all I will say is that somehow I was able and still am able to get plenty of puss in my men's fit carhartt blue jeans. But then again I prefer quality polite women with long natural hair, skinny waist, big tits and nice ass who likes a man in man's jeans rather than some blue haired, short haired, fatty with hipster glasses covered in tattoos and bizarre tribal piercings with a nasty personality ranting on about "muh feelz" and "muh privilege" and who prefers the androgynous metrosexual who wears women's clothes. Skinny jeans are the physical manifestation of everything wrong with your generation. I'm going to stop now because the skinny jean rant would be a never ending wall of text, gnomesayin?