Let's not forget about Sky-Gal. The dude uses soooooooo much "Just for Men" that the Stranger dedicated a whole back page ad in his honor.

It's all good though. Apparently, I'm watching his boat at my place while he goes tramping around on vacation. He brought it over last night, nesting mice and all (thanks). His dog took a dump in my yard and he left it (of course). Asked me to fix a fiberglass booboo to boot (wtf?) I have no business building up glass nor being anywhere near an ocean going vessel. BUT...a gentleman has to learn sometime right?

Hey Stam - happen know any guys that can fix glass and hot wire a boat? I'm also thinking of a fancy new rainbow paint job and renaming it. Payment is a grab bag of whatever is found on-board. Any ideas on a new name? Should I make it a board contest or poll?

I'd say I have him by the balls, but those are firmly locked up in his ex's purse.

Ohhhh Pakkkeerrrr. I'm coming for youuuuu!