this is for the guys.


I am sick...and ...tired....of you guys. seriously!!!! single men that is. like myself.


have you ever....ever seen a beautiful women you would like to meet while grocery shopping/walking/at the bar( although i do not recommend taking any girl home from the bar)??


did you get her number?


WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

this is irritating me. i have sympathy because i used to be there. but man it is irritating to watch guys just...walk away when they are clearly interested!!! or see a woman they would like to meet....but just pass it up as "why would a girl like that date me?"


i just want to let you guys know that ...that is the biggest cop out line i have ever heard in my entire life. not only is it completely false....its a cop out.


just thought i would let you know that the day you start realizing that you are a catch, any girl would be lucky to have you....you will be successful in meeting women as well as MANY other areas of your life.

sorry i just watched a friend of mine use the cop out line and it really pissed me off. i am tired of guys taht think woman run this "meeting/dating" show. THEY DONT!!! you let them. the day you stop letting them is they day they dont any more. stop having this scarcity mentality. there are MILLIONS of woman in this state alone. why are you worried baout what ONE of them thinks about you? who cares?!?!!? blehhhhhh

anyway. jsut venting a bit.

Coming soon to a bookstore near you- "Meeting Women For Dummies" by the Merg!
Probably be a"pop-up" book

Brag about your women skills after you load up the June flotilla. You'll have everyone's attention at that point.

Here's a money maker: Merg's Fashion Thong for Men, yellow in the front, brown in the back

Thanks AuntyM, I think that was a compliment.

Actually, I prefer women to approach me.

I'm just wonderin' how any of us guys managed to have any kind of love life before we read the Merg's post?

I have read this three times and am speachless.. thats pretty un-common.

Vince tells us how to find fish in secrete places and Merg tells us how to find women. I think a day in a boat with you tow at the same time would either broaden my horizons or make me want to shoot myself.

All in all, pretty entertaining stuff. If you can work up a post about how to have my wife not get mad when I scope out all these hot chicks I am terrified of I'm all ears

The Merg stars as DON KNOTTS IN THE LOVE GOD!

Simple. Dont check out hot women. its a lesson in self control the more you have of it....the better off you are. something men ( including myself) have to learn....as we are on short supply of it from the factory.

Now here is a fine example of what i am talking about The blind leading the blind.

i am interested to know your views and expiriences in picking up women of high values and standards? give me a few stories of how well some of the things you have tried worked? work on my confidence for me....what do i need to be thinking when i walk up to a women when i want to get her number? tell me....what do you think about ...what were your struggles, trials, and tribulations in meeting exceptional women and trying to start a conversation with a women you are interested in? i would love to know


If i want to make a million dollars...i will take advice from someone who makes a million dollars a year...not someone who makes 30,000.



i was not posting this to make a point. i was venting. Men let society and women tell them what they should be doing to meet and date women....its a freakin travesty.

90% of women dont know what the heck they want...until they met him

one size does fit all.



one man who believes in himself, has confidence, is funny, clean, chivalrious, sets standards for himself and the people he chooses to bring into his life, and doesnt settle for ANY second class behavior from ANYBODY.....is good enough for every women in this state.....that is worth dating

count on it.

its just an epidemic i see everywhere. men trying to impress women.....WHy!?!?!

the day you dont need some womens APPROVAL ...for ANYTHING is the day women will fight to get yours. its human nature.

ever hear a women complain about something you or some previous guyhas done to her ?? ( we are not talking abuse or anything like that)

" i hate when......my ex used to listen to his music really loud"
normal guys say what?

" oh...i never do that ( in their head they make a mental note not to listen to the music so loud) "

STOP THAT!!!! you are not being athentic. you are lying to yourself and her. if she cant handle loud music at this point in the game....or is going to judge you for listening to loud music.....screw off!! theres like 10 million women within a 10 mile drive!!!!

my answer?

" thats to bad....i listen to my music so loud sometimes...i make the neighbors down the street wet the bed"

funny? yes....its also ' http://www.i dont need your approval.com'

stop trying to impress women....make them impress you!! they're the ones who need to impress you to see if they are good enough for you!

gosh....its ...mind boggling some of the things men do for attention from women!!! look how they dress, dye their hair, wear those cute shoes, silky dresses...who are they trying to impress YOOOOUUUUUUU!!! and the other girls who thought they would be the cutest but mostly you.

Start acting like a women when you go out on a date. seriously!
talk about how the last one screwed up. just a few times. if she spills or trips or slops food...lift up your arms and say semi loudly " your so embarrassing!!, i cant take you anywhere!" its funny!!


be funny....if your not funny....you are lost my friend.

i could go on and on. blehhhh its just irritating to watch my fellow men get bent over one woman....or pine after this one woman....or worry what this woman or that woman thinks, or they have to get wasted to talked to ONE woman!!! just one!! it kills me to watch my fellow man ruin his life worrying about this woman thing....this supposed Elusive thing that is like 75% of a mans life....i just want to shake them " your in a pu**y trance!! snap out of it!"


when you figure out this women thing....and realize you could have any women you want ( seriously) ANY ONE!! it gives you the confidence....a confidence i cant describe. your job will go better. you will get promotions....find a better job...and be well liked by everyone....your quality of life goes up....your a happier person. its one less thing in your life to worry about. what if meeting women...or finding THE woman was just like ....eating. just another function you can do. you dont have to eat all the time. and you certainly could eat BETTER. but your not worried about it. just another part of your life that you can do anytime you want....do you know what that feels like!???? god...its liberating. sorry i am going on and on here but society has made a bunch of pining pansy's out of us and its irritating

Sounds like Merg read and memorized his copy of "The Game."

I'm not sure what I would have done with that kind of information when I was 18 or 20.

hmmm i have heard of that book....never read it. was recommended to me by a man named david deangelo.

Merg.. is this what your trying to say.

How to Date Fine Chicks
The first rule in dating fine chicks is to treat them like they are ugly. This will keep them from treating you like [censored]. Fine girls know they are pretty, but they do not know how pretty they are in comparison to other fine chicks. This makes them insecure. Unlike ugly chicks, who know that they are f#@king ugly, fine girls want to hear that they are pretty. Avoid that sh!t. Only say they are pretty when they ask. If you go off worshiping her, she is going to wipe her ass with you.

Most of you should be fishing, hunting and having a good time because life is too short to obsess about women all the time. Half of them are more trouble than they're worth.

Quality women will find you if you just relax and be comfortable and happy with who you are.

------------------------------------------


Merg is trying to set the bar where it doesn't belong.

i broke these things into 2 groups. this one down here...totally false. but if you take that first bit of advice....you will do just fine.

the bar belongs higher than most men think . if you set your goals out into space.....and you just reach the sky....then you are doing just fine

and keep in mind....as a woman...you have NO idea what its like in this man body and how much we think about it:)

hahahah sooort of.....hmmmm i will have to think a bit to answer that one but i will give you a really good answer.

Merg, when it comes to picking up women, Bill Murray said it best in the movie "Stripes"........"chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual".

you have to understand that no MATTER WHAT...if you are looking for an attractive women....they get hit on, approached, talked to by men.....about 200 times a day. ....beleive me i know...i have a girlfriend



she is the nicest girl. awesome. but i have watched her turn guys down frequently. its like 100 times a day. its nothing for her . she doesnt even think about it. so if your trying to hang out with her and just see if she's even "your" kind of material...you have to have a very different mindset and approach then every other guy. so do the opposite of everything oyu have ever learned or thought about women and you will do just fine : )

make fun of her in a playful FUN and FUNNY way.

cocky funny

borderline arrogant...but arrogance is a false sense of confidence. NEVER BE AROGANT
just be a little cocky BUT always in a funny way.

that girls ass is HUGE
turns into

"j.Lo is in the house"

its funny.

be comfortable.

the one thing i worry about what you said is...never treat a women anything other than you would want ot be treated. that being said...everything i have said...you would love to be treated like that. its fun...ambiguious...flirty...not sure whats going to happen next...different...entertaining.....but always with respect. just like you would want.

I think B-Run's quote from years ago fits this thread nicely. I believe it goes something like:

"No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her sh!t" ... or something like that?

Thanks for the advice Merg... I'll try to put it to good use! But at 44... them young twentysomething girls just don't seem to respond to me the way they used to?

Merg,
Your advice doesn't go well here as most of the readers are not in the same position as you. Since this is a fishing board, I will put this in fishing terms. Most of us have taken our possession limit. Any additional attempts to fish, even catch and release, could result in serious fines. Those in that are still fishing, do not have as fresh as bait as you do.

You may enjoy catch an release, but there are some problems with continuing this over the long run (I won't go into the moral objects to this, though if some people are right you may pay dearly for this in the end).
First of all, as your bait gets older, you will not catch as many as you have in the past. The ones you do catch, will definitely not be of high quality and will cut horribably. Most of the quality fish will have already been taken by other fisherman. Agian, while new fish may move be available, they will not take your bait unless you are lucky enough to suppliment it with very expense additives.
As you get older, be careful. As some of the older members here may tell you, there are a lot of down river brights that become extremely agressive as you get older. Avoid these at all costs. They cut horribably and are not worth possessing.
On another note, I noticed that you seem to imply that you like to try to catch multiples. These may be fun to catch and release but while they may appear to like your bait, they most likely are cannilbalistic. If you try to take these home they most likely are more interested in eating each other and leaving you hungry.

If you are smart enough to realize that you should take your possession limit and quit fishing, be extremely carefull. Treated badly, your catch could go bad quickly. If you chose wisely and treat it right, your catch can last you a lifetime.

Words of wisdom from Krijack..Take heed, ass, oops I mean grasshopper!

Hahahaahahhha.......I am amazed that I made it this long without that info. Three kids later and the Merg gives me love advice.........thanks kid ....but chicks like you post are a dime a dozen (but still hot) we've all had 'em then married for content. (too be continnued)

Find a soul mate and you'll chill out.

Just check for an adams apple. Hahahhah.

Thanks for the helpful try.

thats whats funny. its hard to understand as a woman....but all of the physcology...literally thousands of women i have talked to and interacted with...... women do not have a choice in the attraction department. i could show you any time of the week. pick any woman ( thats single, just because i dont wreck homes but i used to just go after taken women in my bastard days)

anywhere. i can establish an attraction with her. its all about your frame of mind and how you come across.

why do women ( 99%) of the time stay with men that beat them???

or treat them like crap??

or pick the wrong "bad boy" type ALL THE TIME????

ever notice beautiful women......with the goofiest lookin dudes??

dont see to many good lookin guys with ugly women.

theres a whole slew of physcology behind it. once you learn about how the interaction goes...and you have the confidence to pull it off....

this is years....Years ...of beating the streets...reading books....hahaha testing stuff out on women. wonce you get it though. its amazing. theres a game going on. No matter who you are, how old you are...there is an interaction "game" so to speak , going on between a man and a woman when they interact on that level.

guys: you ever been talking to a woman....its goin along jsut fine...your thinkin your doin ok...then ...bam....you get this weird vibe like......i think its done...i think i just lost it??? but you dont know why.....or she all of a sudden wont return your calls?? or acts a little weird around you?? its all that physcology that goes with interacting with the opposite sex. you missed something and it basically just hosed you


thank god women can be attracted no matter what you look like because that enables ANY guy to go interact and establish an attraction with ANY women he chooses. ANY!!!!!!

men are totally different. 90% is if we are attracted to the "looks" of a woman. We are all visual. But......thats visually stimulating in our OWN minds. society pushes most men to think that super skinny model types are the way to go. but taste differs. it would have to for the human race to go on. But fit looking women will always be attractive to men because of the fact that , taht is a desireable trait in any mate. visual stimulation. Women are 90% personality stimulation


i have a fat bald friend about 210 lbs 5' 8" .....this man dates some of the hottest women i have ever seen. most of them ...yes...arm candy. but after you date the idiots for awhile you start to narrow down your standards....your morals....and your values. you start being able to get VERy picky.

he finally found one of the most amazing women i have met in my day...drop dead gorgeous....smart....bachelors degree.

no no no i know most of you are older....i was starting this as a vent. mostly i think that 99% of guys under sell themselves.

no offense Krijack.....i think what you said there is underselling yourself. I want the best for myself. the smartest, most attractive women i can find. Dont i deserve that? why do i have to settle.....? I will put it to any man who is unhappy....to not settle for ANYTHING!!! It just angers me when i see men just saying "oh well"


yes i realize most of you are married or taken...whcih makes this an interesting conversation.

but at the same time i wasnt just talking about women.

these days i have seen alot of men just settle...for this job.....for that women, for whatever reason.....for this lifestyle.....its like ... gosh...very frustrating.


my generation has it worse because of the way kids are gettign treated these days and the quality of the parents raising them


i was just venting...alot of it stems from the fact that i see alot of men ( some of my friends) settle for a women because they Crave that companionship.....or they feel alone. they settle because they just give up on meeting "the one" blehhhh makes me puke in my shorts.

have a nice day guys.

three kids!! you are an animal. write a book man! i would love to read it. anybody that can raise more than two is a legend in my mind

Do you have anything in a low-rise, mesh.........bikini if possible?

I think I just figured it out.
Merg is T.K.s illigitimate spawn!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

beautiful sig. my friend


if theres anything worth pondering and absorbing this line right here will change your life. saeems so inconsequential doesnt it???

i will tell you in life....you can convince...or do anything to anyone , anytime you want if you beleive what you believe....more than the other person.

"your in my reality now..."

i have boggled peoples minds with this. If you truly beleive this....it will come out in your behavoir. This is a powerful physcological tool. If you keep the frame of mind that your reality bubble surrounds you, and that any one that steps in it is in your reality.....wow.....i have seen and done some crazy things with this. you just smile and know that anyone in your bubble is subject to your reality.....whew...i get a boner just thinkin about it. thats how i have gotten every job i have had....every girl i have ever met ( in the last three years) all the cars i have ever bought ( many) every deal i have ever walked into. its absolutely amazing. i learned it from a physcologist. amoung other techniques and excercises .

Years, Years of beating the ...what?

i think i'll stick to that first stage right now!! haha i'm diggin it

The Merg's prowess with the ladies(and I use the term loosely) seems to be nothing more than ego stroking for himself... Be careful, the lure of easy women also has a consequence which you may or may not be prepared to deal with..Beware of dirty clams...

Merg,

I think Deangelo is described in "The Game." He was a student who became a top gamer and began teaching it.

Your strategy is right on for girls in your age group. By the time they're in their late 30s, with kids and divorced, what they're looking for in a man changes significantly. Those with any brains are no longer interested in jerks, or witty cocky funny guys like yourself. The brainless ones take longer to mature, not unexpectedly.

Merg, as you grow up you'll learn that, just as with fishing, the older you get quality becomes more important than quantity.

I've seen the pics you post of women and I haven't seen one I'd be remotely interested in. They all look like ditsy airheads who spend life in front of the mirror and hanging out with arrogant losers. Can't do anything because they might break a nail or mess their hair up. I can hear them now "as if" "it's like" "he drives a porsch" "ewwww" "awesome"......these women are why alcohol was invented.

Salmo G.


wow.....you are a very...very learned man. i would be interested just to go fishin one time with you or something. not many people get around to broadening their horizens to physcology and books that deal with physcological issues ( pertaining to men and women) and beyond.

if i remember right, you have a degree in a few things? besides life

not trying to sell anything. just trying to challenge other men to not settle for anything, beleive in yourself and what you do.


"Those with any brains are no longer interested in jerks, or witty cocky funny guys like yourself. The brainless ones take longer to mature, not unexpectedly.


hmmmm that is hard to determine. Deangelo....and ...hmmm cant recall his name ..wrote "the ellusive obvious" says that the character changes.....but the drives that drive us....do not. they just change a little. Deangelo interviews many men into their mid 30's that still are out doing it.

what they say is that it just takes a different approach, when you go for smarter more mature women you also have to step up. tone down. whatever. the issue being....are you acting like you? or decieving someone into thinking thats you?

True....i am not as successful with older women as i am with younger women. Being as i am high energy, intelligent, funny. i have only found one woman in my life that can compare. most peopel are just not that into life, adventerous, outgoing as i am. so obviously my field of women that i can narrow down to the "good ones' is a VERY small field indeed. i will say though that i have done it.....its harder and requires more of my time....and it requires me to act someone i am not.....but it can be done....and if i felt like acting "not me" i could date all the older smarter, fun women i want.


but not as successful. because anytime you dont act like you....people know it.....it just wont work as well. plays back into believing in what you beleive in more than the other person.


the thing about is ...besides it not beign the point of this post.....i dont worry about it...at all.... i dont really care. theres plenty of women out there....i have plenty of time. i can be as picky or as choosy as i want. what do i care how long it takes?? i have all the time in the world. I now have an AMAZING, gorgeous, fun, funny, spontaneous, straightforward, no nonsense kind of girl. one of a kind...in looks....in personality....in everything. I have never even come close to finding this kind of caliber of woman that is responsible, has values morals that she absolutely sticks to. is reasonable. but is still a sensitive women its awesome.

i dont think women are trouble at all. i think its all mindset, you have to be willing to comprimise but still stand up for what you beleive in and what your about. just be reasonable, and caring.


they are as much trouble as you let them. why would they be any less trouble then us men already get into? i think men are just a lot more selfish then women and its hard for them to sacrifice anything, or put themselves in other peoples shoes.

anyway. this conversation is awesome. Salmo G. i am still in a little bit awe of how broad your knowledge is.

hahahaha i never said that those were quality women. EVER. those words did not leave my mouth. You described them exactly as they really are. Thats why they are on those pictures. no girl i date is ever in pictures like that. hahaha thats not quality...thats quantity. meeting women worth your while is a lengthy process of weeding out all the thousands of daddy issue, insecure, stuck up, moronic, women. but.....men have jsut the same amount of stupid, selfish , buttholes, as women. hahahah its all in where your at in life....have you started to deal with the emotional issues you carry around? or are you still blaming everything on everyone else still?

Gee Merg, I didn't think anyone as self confident as you could be in awe of anyone, even yourself, given the way you come across on this internet BB. I think I gave you a bit of grief a while back for some of your hyperactive proclivities, meaning no harm really, but your internet persona is more hyper than the energizer bunny, hahahahahahaha. I get the feeling you're a pretty good kid, and VHawk seems to like you, and you probably are more worldly than most of your age group peers.

Yeah, at this point my degree in life is more valuable to me than my degree in biology. Take care and have fun with your bikini fishing derby.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.

Merg, turn out the lights and they're all "Eye Candy"

Chicks definately go though stages of needing to "redefine" themselves as they mature, and if you're the guy sweeping her chimney when she shifts gears, you are history.

Merg: Your GF looks hot, and by hot I mean a high maintenance pain-in-the-ass. Fuc% a hundred more like her, find one you can deal with on a long-term basis, marry her and have kids, enter middle-age and deal with real life shi%, and if you're still with her then regail us with your phylosophy on women.

BTW: Human monogomy is a hoax. We do it, but it's not natural.

Sol, if you could do this, you could have any chick in the world!

I thought Sol could do that

I agree with Sol's last post...

About 8 in 10 people get divorced because they are following genuine human pathology compared to the 2 in 10 that choose to remain married. Like it or not.

This entire thread cracks me up...Merg, eventually you'll discover that scoring hot college chicks when you're 22 is just as easy, and just as fleeting and unimportant, as scoring hot high school chicks when you're 17.

There is not a woman under 30 that I have met that I would even call "a woman"...hell, they aren't even close to being a woman until they are 30.

You should print out this thread, and go back and read it in ten years...you'll be shaking your head at yourself just like every man over 30 is right now.

That being said, enjoy being a kid for what it is...just don't mistake it for being in any way similar to *real* life...the kind that lasts for decades, not months, or four semesters.

This post should not be titled "Men.....and why they suck at meeting women", it should be titled "Post-pubescent boys.....and why they suck at meeting young girls"...because the advice you are giving is for post-pubescent boys and 18-23 year old girls...it has nothing to do with "men" or "women"...

Fish on...

Todd

I don't agree with anyone's post. Even my own. I'm a rebel and I thrive on dissention!

Sol, are you counting my stats in these figures?

True that, Aunty...true that.

Fish on...

Todd

So, Merg, be sure to let us know when you get booked on the talk show circuit, and all those lucrative book deals.

In specific, this has given me a chuckle, listening to someone probably about half my age 'tell it like it is'.
I am guessing for many that read this, it is pretty much the same 'perspective'.

KK


This thread is hilarious!
Remember to bring those glasses. Those girls are going to think that you're the koolest The youth of today really know how to have a good time. Don't forget after having a few drinks, how to use your pink worm. A good rule of thumb is that the Pink worm matches well with Pink......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

merg, you should save all of your posts and vault them. read them in 15 years and you will laugh your arse off. your reasonings will change in time. trust me merg you will settle for someone who is not your type now. eventually you will realise that that the real hotties are the ones your passing up now! read this post and others in above in 15 years and see what you actually married. looks fade and crash hard! find the gal who is focused on real life stuff and can focus on you as man. there's your girl.

The ulta hot looking chicks I went to school with turned into spent skanks by the time they were 30 years old, without exception. On the other hand some of the plainer looking girls no one gave a second thought about at 20 years old blossomed into mature stone cold foxes at 30. Just like flowers, some chicks blossom early, but once pollenated they wilt and the man-nectar is delivered elsewhere.

Sol your 12 step program for not posting seems to be failing...and I'm glad.

too funny. Awhile back I hired some kids to help me with some yard work. They live around here and I sort of know them, they are in 9th grade. They were talking about some chick at their school who has "big boobs"... I'm listening to em yak away about these boobs so I went over and told em " This girl with the boobs is gonna have 4 kids from 3 dads and look like crap when its your 10 year high school re-union... the girl you want to get close to is that one who is kinda skinny, tall, has no boobs, shy, smart " so I gave them and example of one of the girls about their age in the neibourhood... " No way.. that chicks nuthin dude "..

" 10 year re-union, that chicks gonna be super model hot... married to some unbelievibly rich dude... does not even remember your name and is vagely aware that your were an asshole in her neibourhood ...trust me on that "

They still think I'm full of crap about that, but thats how it works. We had a tall skinny mormon girl in my class that nobody would have looked at twice.. at my 25 year re-union she is still smokin hot and as described above... Kids don't know squat.

Same deal with the guys. All the cool jocks and popular burn-outs back in school turned out to be fat-ass morons working in the trades 10 years later, and the dudes that couldn't buy a date back then all scored on marrying the now 30 or 40 year old hotties that no one paid attention to back in school.

man that is so true BRS. girls that were the buzz amongs the boys in jr. high all were knocked up twice by the time the 12th grade rolled around.

you guys know who morgan fairchild is right? totally smoken hot hotty. ever seen her senior portraight? total schnouser... fairchild is now in her 50s and still smokin hot!

Yea, one of my buddies was "the man" in High school. Married some hot chick when he was 19, got a job at Intermountain gas running a back hoe, spent every night from 5:00 till 10:00 sitting in the bar. Lived in a trailer house.. hot wife dumped him and married the Dentist she worked for... So, he still drives a back hoe, he still sits in the bar every night, and "he" pays 550 a month child support to his ex and the Dentist for the one kid they had ( who live in a 6,200 sq foot house , drive whatever they happen to think is cool at the time and spend a good portion of their time at their 3,000 sq ft cabin , or maybe skiing in whatever state is best at the moment )

I'll go fishing with him a couple times a year and he non-stop bitches about the " Dentist" and the ex., Always says he is gonna kick his ass someday. I don't tell him, but I have been golfing with the Dentist several times and the dentist could beat his fat ass, and is a pretty good guy. I asked him once why they made the guy pay them child support because they sure don't need it.. " We deposit those checks into a trust fund for that kid, never cashed a single one.. but if he ever asks you, tell him thats how I make my car payment "

But at one time he was the guy everyone else wanted to be

Standard trade-up practice among women. I guarentee you that chick sucked-off the dentist before she had the confidence to tell your buddy she was leaving him.

Yea, thats a fact. She had gone to a "dential hygenist" conference for three days. Two days after she got back he was parking his back hoe and some dude served him divorce papers. He went home to raise hell and her stuff was gone... she left a note saying he could keep everything. Next day cops served him with a restraining order. Got himself thrown in jail three times in the next two weeks.

Kinda funny, the Dentist told me that she told him that she always wanted to "do" me before she meet him. Sorta wish I had that info back in the day.. I would have felt bad about it for about two strokes

Now I feel bad for this F*&ker, I think I'll go see him on his bar stool tonight. Talk about that bad ass Nova he used to have and make him feel better

Two dudes who married well (Sol and B-Run) just sitting around bs'in. Get in the game Seastrike.

They are all on their way up to me! But I keep kicking them back down to y'all.

Mergantroider,stick to what works for you,posting pictures of young naked chicks. My attention span wouldn't allow me to read 90% of this thread. I don't care how you score your bitches as long as you share them with the peanut gallery!

Reading bits and pieces of this has made me laugh harder than anything I've read in quite a while. Kind of like a high school sophomore who's just polished off his first 6 pack telling me how to drink, or a guy fresh back to the dock from his first charter trip with a couple 4 pound coho lecturing me on how to fish..........thanks for the entertainment ...............

funny stuff..........

Whats funny.....well not really.....is the conclusions all have you have drawn off...a mere couple hundred posts i have made on here. you base all of your "advice" or "learned knowledge" off of the fact that i am 22.

the post was simply ...yes..geared towards the under 30 but also in life in general...the title was a bit misleading.



I like Salmo G. perspective on me. its what everyone tells me. its what i have heard my whole life from "adults" even as a kid. i am an only child. i have learned alot of what i know from watchin "older" folks flounder around in post adolescence and mid-life crisis. The ability to define who you are, what kind of power you have, and what your going to do. What i will laugh at down the road is the mentality of what i think i am doing in life and where i am going to be. its unrealistic and is probably way off. One thing i have observed...ha ha ha controlled, manipulated, convinced, changed, helped, laughed at, and read about basically my whole life is human behavoir. Mostly a facination of why i do the idiot things i do. the emotions that drive it and the logic that i think i have.


I can tell you if a womens a keeper, i need to watch a little longer , or a kick her to the curb in the first five minutes i meet them. a few key questions that pinpoint the expiereinces she's had as a child and how she has dealt with (or the lack thereof) the emotional struggles in becoming an adult. Also a few key questions of how far along her critical thinking is that enables her to have a little better common sense than the average person their age. Insecurites. morals ( the actual ones, not the bull crap ones they "think" you are swallowing as they tell you) values, and lastly goals.

first five minutes. 99% of the girls i meet every day...dont even make it 3 minutes. They are written off as either someone to watch for a few years, or just friends.

So when you guys spout off about how "this" or "that". Your preaching to the choir. you know the old adage "you will thank me when your older"

i started thanking my dad for all the crap he made me do when i turned 19. It helped me do alot of things that my other friends couldnt do. It was also the year i forgave my dad.

i am also not like you old folks....lecturing/forcing opinions/or biased advice. I am just here to tell you my expeiriences, how i think they can help anybody become a more confident, happier person. whether it be with women or with life in general.

"Reading bits and pieces of this has made me laugh harder than anything I've read in quite a while. Kind of like a high school sophomore who's just polished off his first 6 pack telling me how to drink, or a guy fresh back to the dock from his first charter trip with a couple 4 pound coho lecturing me on how to fish..........thanks for the entertainment ............... "


Well i am here to entertain. : ) also to say that just because you "think" you know something doesnt always mean its the "right" or "correct" way of going about things. Not to say that i am right either. but assuming an arrogant attitude that you know better than someone you have never met before, or spoke with about any issues whatsoever, is at the least.....ignorant. Just irritating.


and yes Salmo G..... i think out of all the people here i would peg you for the smartest. The attitude of your posts suggests that you are fairly modest person with a good "loose" view on life and how you should live it. People like you that have open minds and are willing to honestly challenge your way of thinking.....i have MASSIVE respect for. it takes a big person to alwyas take a look at what they think is "right" or "correct" no matter how much they beleive in it ...and second guess it. Something i learned in a few books i have read your vocabulary, and manner of "speaking" also leads me to beleive that you are funny, learned, and have had a few expieriences in just about anything. nothign realyl phases you. also quick to apologize....very big in my book.


anyway. hadnt checked this in awhile...jsut thought i would check in to see some more "old opinions"

Nobody would have guessed you were an "only child"... That explains a lot!.Snicker...Snicker!

never said anyone did anyything wrong......check your spectacles. : )

your just assuming that because of the "sound" of my voice. Advice is just that.....advice. take it or leave it...i never said it was right....or wrong

i just noticed you live on harstine. I have a friend, well my dads friend anyway, that lives on Harstine. Rusty Yates....lives on Yates road : ) named after his dad. My grandmother grew up on Harstine with Rusty's mom....who's name escapes me at the moment. Jewel Doering is my grandmothers name. She used to be Jewel Pinard back in those days. Been out to Harstine quite a bit. beautiful island. Nice and quiet.

Jesus tried to "advise" the church elders too.....seems that worked out well for them didnt it? and until that time for a few hundred years things seemed to be ok ? ha ha ha oh i dont want to hear it, i was making a joke. I have an answer/information for everything.

So now you compare yourself to Jesus? Merg, you are a legend in your own mind, New World Man, and B.M.O.C all rolled into one package. Don't stop bein you, cause you're the only entertainment some of us can afford!!

This thread begs for attention, sort of like a drive by shooting does. To contantly scream out loud for everyone to look at how cool one is, and how uncool others are, (as this thread does) suggest an emotional imbalance of some sort, or immaturity to say the least. It runs counter to the principles of TA (Transactional Analysis), I'm OK ...you're OK. This thread Is more about the author and his "I'm OK and your're not" approach, than anything else.

Personally, I don't offer any extra points to girls that are used as mascots for an alcoholic beverage. Most men have seen that and it's not pretty. Now the Clydesdale are different, as they are protected by animal rights organizations, preventing them from the inconvenience of unwanted pregnancies (Enumclaw), alcoholism, or exploitation by association with and alcoholic product.

The proper title for this thread should be, "boys..... and why they suck at meeting girls". Having a penis does not automaticaly qualify one as a man. Experience, Humility, life skills and education are important factors as well.

If you go up to strangers and brag about how cool you are, and how uncool they are,.. you may not get to see as much manhood as you would, by treating strangers as OK unless otherwise indicated. I'm OK, you OK! Get it? Not a rant, just experience and common sense.

Just glad I don't have to catch glasses with my face in order to be cool on a BB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

ha ha ah i knew i'd catch crap for that, i said i didnt want to hear it! haha it was a joke. oh man you should hang out with me in person....


you know how you'll run into someone and as they shake your hand they get that puzzled look on their face like i dont know you but i am trying to remember you...." sorry i dont remember your name..."

yeah.....that never happens to me. no one has ever forgot my name or not recognized me after they have met me. its always " hahahah JeRID !! whats up man havent seen you in years!"

well said....i like it. and for the record....i am the coolest guy you will ever know : ) COUNT IT!!!!!! hahahahaah

( if you take that seriously, i will kick you in the nuts)

You're like the real life version of a shitt% cartoon. The kind where the voices don't match the movement of the charicter's lips. Fun to watch for that reason alone.

Don't sweat it, dude. I don't think you think you are better than anyone else. I just think you're cocky and nieve like I was at 22, 22 years ago. No worries. Age fixes that.

Sol, you crack me up, man! I kinda figured people would start getting annoyed with the Merg's pontificating. Just surprised it took so long. John Lee sure flamed him good. Question is, will the Merg take heed? More than likely not.

so that would make you the informational old cartoons that they try to use to teach kids about sex in schools....pretty funny to watch and listen to, but i am laughing to hard at how outdated it is to learn much

( that is the first time i think i have ever responded in kind to any of anyones snide little jokes )

: ) i knew i could count on you Sol. Well i am any thing but nieve....and i hate that word cocky. It is a word used for someone who fakes confidence....an emotional problem where you are insecure about something...so you overcompensate by being cocky...or overly a$$holish....usually goes along with a slew of unhealthy emotions and problems like some sort of addiction. porn, alcohol ( in my case, glad thats over with) , cigarettes, masturbation or an addiction to an emotional feeling, the emotional feeling of being close to someone, being wanted ( big one for girls that had crappy dads, or no dads)

so everytime someone calls me cocky....i think of all that crap. i hate that word. i am very emotionally stable and mentally healthy ( if not all there )


but wahtever. i'll take it. Age comes with a lot of bad side effects i have noticed...i mean have you read the warning label on that!!

call now and we will give you two doses of "i know better" instead of one!!


side effects include but arent limited to

-prostate trouble ( man law #36 "no man shall EVER under any circumstances put any of his digits, phalanges,objects,or partake in the penetration of another mans Anoose unless determined by a board of other man that it is absolutely necessary read: deathbed)
-erection problems ( you used to watch me shave.....now all you do is stare at the floor, dear penis ...i dont like you anymore)
-crotchetyness
-close mindedness
-loss of stamina
-every form of cancer you can come up with ( tease your balls, squeeze your balls ....so you dont get cancer)
-death ( the big one)
-lameness
-irritability
-vision loss
-hearing loss( selective hearing or otherwise:) )
-saggy balls
-wrinkles, pains, cracks, snaps, twinges, pops, aches, gray hair, and the general deterioration of your body


if you expierience any of these symptoms then you definetly know that in any conversation you know best and always will no matter what.


comes with alot of perks though........

ummm


knowing stuff? slowing down?

i dont think that i want the fixin age comes with...as far as i am concerened...ignorance is bliss

sign up today!!!

Dont complain i am totally busting your old balls. its all good fun. Sol we definetly need to go fishing with each other. just for the SOl entertainment of it !

Ahhh, the ego.. you probably haven't won a fight since fifth grade , and that was against a girl.. that was a quote from the movie "Bruce Almighty".. Morgan Freeman as God....One day reality is gonna hit you in the face like a freight train. Do not scoff at your elders, because they all have been where you are, and have lived to talk about it.. Respect those who have gone before you, as they have a wealth of knowledge that you as a young'un should learn to believe is what the world is really about. It's okay to be a rebel, as long as you can wake up one day and realize that us older folks are'nt just bitter and angry about life. Rather we have been there, done that , and understand that life is not about conquest, its about being humble and acccepting that none of us knows everything about women, fishing, being a whole person, or being truly happy. I weep for the future, if you are a representative of that future. I can rest easy, though knowing that there are real MEN like my son who represent the REAL future. Merg, You need to grow up. My son in Iraq would kick your ass....

The older I get the more I realize how little I knew when I was young and how little I know now. Maybe Merg you are the one in a million who has figured life and women out at a tender age.

all i hear is " pride pride pride, my ego's bigger, pride pride, threats, pride"

Now i am not a real man? dude....come on. real mature, grown up elder man.Seriously. you sound like 13 year old kid in a locker room boasting about how his dad is cooler then my dad. How old are you?" my son could kick your ass" oh...my...gosh.... sounds like growin up aint much different than elementary school At least Sol was funny. Great...your son is a real man,..... as opposed to a fake one????. thats super. Sorry to hear he is in Iraq. that sucks. I pray for those guys...its ridiculous. my buddy just got back....sniper...watched his buddy bleed to death. hes messed up because of it and i think thats wrong for anyone to go through that.

but dont come preachin to me about elders this and that, and spitting poetic "weeping" poetry, when your gonna act like 12 year old girl. seriously. ive heard better froma middle schooler. if thats a real man....i'll be the fake one.the next time you want to climb up on your pedestal of righteousness....please have the maturity and couth to act the part. Otherwise your basically just opening your mouth to switch feet.

and i am humble...you just dont know me I am done with this pissing match with you. I think we can agree to disagree here without any further "weeping" for the future of mankind based on one mans opinion of another ...fake man. : )

dont get pissy i can already hear your blood pressure rising...i am a smartass all the time. you dont need to read it if it makes you angry...thats not my goal here.

i do scoff at folks that make desicions/opinions without any information. If its funny....i dont care wither way..its entertaining. : )

and as far as i can see you guys are already doing such a bang up job of running this country....i dont think my generation has a high standard to meet here. so i would be doing the weeping now, especially since your not getting any younger and as far as i can see older people have it harder than they ever have with health care, retirement, and what not. So open wide......insert the other foot. : )

love the opinions guys, Jerry Garcia.... thanks...maybe i have? sigh....i hope so...but i fear there is more to learn. it seems to be the consant thing in life...once you think you got somethin pinned down....it changes on you....thats why i like Fruit Of the Loom

life....i have a little figured out.....

-stop worrying so much about everything...lifes to short. focus on the important things.

-just be happy, things happen in life to strengthen your resolve and shape you as a person...so hardships are just strengthing me... i dont stress to much...actually i dont stress at all.

- help other people.Even if its just a smile on a bad day. when you have the ability to be happy helping others....you are gonna be right as rain...emotionally and spiritually. when you have the emotional cappacity to help others and delight doing it...that means your happy cup is full and you are just sharin whats spillin over the cup. it also builds character and helps you broaden your scope of things

- stop whining...i have two legs...i can walk on them...two eyes that work great...two arms that both work..breathing...fit....what is there to whine about???

pretty much everything else i find falls into or is a by product of these few things.

now the women thing....well ....you could write a book about that : )

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for the record.....i have no ego. i am confident in who i am....what i believe in.....and everything i do. when i do something or learn something....i DO IT. i make it a point to be the best that i can be in everything i do. If thats an ego....than i got it ....bad.

If it walks like a duck....Merg you are a man albeit a superficial one. I'm guessing you've probably got a pair of trapdoor jammies with an S on the front. As for pedestals, it's easy to spot lesser ones from the perspective of the enormous one you have firmly planted yourself on. Ok , so we agree to disagree on this subject, and you'll get no more barbs from me. Enjoy your youth, because it'll be gone in the wink of an eye. Ahh, glory days...

now that....i can agree with you.......its already going by fast

and yes...big S on the front

A poster child for Ritalin.
An "only child"...well it was obvious you didn't have any sisters as you really do not understand women. If you saw my younger sisters Merg you'd be all over it and they'd play you like a fiddle. Why? Because not only do they have the looks but they are about ten times smarter than you. But, I can't imagine a time in their lives when they would have given a guy like you the time of the day.

"kick her to the curb in the first five minutes i meet them"

hahahahaha. With your obvious arrogance either one of my sisters would leave you as a quivering mass of self-doubt jelly. My youngest one, having been in a lot of fitness magazines (not body builder stuff) would probably leave you a quivering bloody mass. BTW, she turned down A-Rods advances. How much chance do you think you'd have? Stay within your class, eventually breed and make more idiots.

Merg, I am a man of my word and said no more barbs coming from me... I am however happy as hell that someone else chose to step up and carry the torch. Reap what you sow...In the words of Abu.."later"!

Merg,

The simple fact is that age brings wisdom. I am happy for you that you are so wordly at such a young age but your bravado belies your immaturity. Most men really don't "grow up" until around 23-25 years old as life starts to show us really where we are in the grand scheme of things.

I seem to remember having the same "grasp" on life at your age enjoying life to its fullest with women, whiskey, and whatever came my way. I'll tell you what, I am glad I have learned humility and the ability to understand that I really don't know $hit, fishing ability, advanced degrees in school, relationships, et al. Life is chaotic, brutal, difficult and perplexing. But it comes with so many pluses as well which is why I guess we all keep slogging through it. Noone will ever have it all figured out which I think is why so many of us are trying to educate you with our replies.

Just stop and take some lessons from others that have walked where you have not. Put your boundless energy into fishing, reading, learning or whatever pursuits you enjoy that do not harm others. But please... just stop.

Good luck,

Terrapin

this thread just continues to crack me up !!!

Merg, you should be a talk-show host. Just put an opinion out there and see how many people you can get to call you.

The way it's looking at the camera is hilarious!




Look stlhead you're pretty funny and all, but it's really going to take multiple pictures of your sisters for anyone to take you seriously...

LD, you troling for some soft core porn?

ND---I would have to agree with LD lots o'talk but a little proof. Pics would go a long way in proving the error of mergs ways.


RVW

Whatever's biting.

Drivin' that train, High on Cocaine, Casey Jones you'd better watch your speed... Trouble ahead, a lady in red, take my advice you'd be better off dead... Of course, he's probably too young to understand where I'm coming from.

Hey Merg,

Well, this has gone way off topic, but that's par for this forum.
I hope you don't tone it down; it wouldn't be you if you did. I think I misundestood you for an annoying little d!psh!t at first. Now I just think you're over full of the love of life. Nothing wrong with that. I think I understand that you understand that you don't know it all, but are just confident in what you think you do know. I like that attribute. And you're direct, and that rubs many people the wrong way. I see that as a problem ownership issue that isn't necessarily yours. And you have little or no discretion. Sometimes that is a problem, and sometimes it will be made to be your problem. But you'll catch on, cuz you've already demonstrated that you're not as dumb as a stump.

And if you leave the hahahahahaha at home, I could probably even stand you in my boat for a day if you take your Ritalin.

I'm glad meeting girls is as easy as breathing for you. Because this is the time in your life that you can really capitalize on it. Someday you'll be as old as I am, and you'll still be able to meet women perhaps even easier than breathing, and it'll be 'so what?' Older folks say that youth is wasted on the young. I'm glad to see that you're making what appears to be the best of it.

Sg

What Salmo G said.

I wish you the best kid. We are a product of our experiences and you have very little experience at such a young age. keep on loving life, but never feel that it's just you that's running the show. You will eventually realize that there are many things in your life that you are powerless over. Always show your gratitude, but never in a cocky, bragging sort of way, because that doesn't work. For me, I am blessed and humbled that in spite of the mistakes I made in my youth, a guardian angel was there to light my path, even though at times things got dark and confusing. That's my experience and I'm not asking you to buy it, I am only sharing from the heart, and hope that it can make a positive difference in your life. That's the reality (confusing) in the world today, with it's critical mass of corrupt politics, corporate crime, disease, free range hate and the so called war on terror. With the lines being increasingly blurred between what's right and wrong, good or bad, we fined ourselves pulling straws, and trying to avoid the short one on a more frequent basis. Man, It's a jungle out there! Especially for the the youth and the unexperienced.

Again, best of luck to ya, and may I suggest that you watch and follow the tail lights of those that are in front of you, because they have obviously been there, done that, and survived.

I'm a lot like Jerry, in that as long as I realize I don't really know S.H.I.T, it keeps me humble, teachable and capable of learning. Just hope that this thread is useful, in that I find most are sincere and are really trying to contribute to a good kid. I also have a son about your age and I share the same with him. BTW, we fisherman tend to be that way most of the time, in our willingness to share, including the proper techniques that work best, or our bait of choose, gear reviews and suggestions, tide table and rabbit foot charts,etc. We willingly share information that may be helpful (excluding the rock we stand on, or our personal bank account info ), for fishing a hole, or when angling lifes daily offerings for keepers. It took a village of fishermen and women to raise and teach me in my youth, in addition to the abundance that my wonderful parents provided. That was truly a blessing. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Now leave the catching of sunglasses with your face to someone else. You have already out grown that kidstuff in this thread alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

Merg, you are getting some fat juicy slices of humble pie before the Ink is dry in these threads. You bragged about how cool your GF was, posted pic's of her, and defended her as the exception in your response to Sol's doubts about her. However, before the thread is dead, you share how you had to dumped her for the predictable reasons that many of us (including Sol) Veterans had shared. Now I hope you can see the difference between Rookies and Vets. That's why you are now expected as a wet behind the ear Rookie, to carry a Veteran studs tackle bag, or make sandwiches, buy beer, spit shine his wader boots, etc.,if asked. In other words, when and wherever a PP Veteran stud is fishing or just making the scene, if they whip out your Bikini pic, you know it's time to bend over.

I bet during your bragging, you never pictured yourself as Gay as a Male Bakini model, on a fishing board. In life S.H.I.T. happens fast! One day standing tall and upright, the next your bending over wearing a bikini.

Just kidding around. Now you see what I ment about humility. A real world lesson that most can relate to. Been there done that! Good luck, and always be a sponge for wisdom and knowlege.

JLH can't send you a private message....you a friend of Bill?

You bet! 16 1/2 years

Gawdang weather.

Has the Merg been exposed? He always seemed like someone who could talk the talk, but can he walk the walk? Those who brag are the ones not getting any. The ones who don't are the ones that are, but are smart enough to keep their mouths shut. Well,
Merg, it looks like after the Angling Angels fiasco, even your most ardent supporter(Vhawk) has decided you are nothing more than a loudmouth punk ass. When are you going to learn some humility? Are you even capable? Chances are you're not. By the way my son would still kick your ass.

Jake, how did you hear about the DeAngelo thing? Did Hohbomb say something. Dang that's just mean.




Goes easy there Nookie...No need for the hostility. He's young and loud, but nothing about him is either mean or selfish. And being young and overconfident is the perogative of those still in their twenties. Eventually life will kick him in the twig and berries like it does to the rest of us, so that when he's 35 he'll probably have just the right amount of confidence and humility.

And he gets laid plenty enough. Maybe too much. I heard the neighbors complaining about the 'noise'.

And lastly...I don't condone cock fights.

Edited by VHawk (Today at 01:49 AM)

ROFLMAO.

Best laugh I've had all week. Too bad I'm the only one who's gonna get it. Nothings secret around here.

Googling and actually reading what it is is two different things. Exposed ? i have always been exposed. People are ignorant and take it for what the name says. All my friends have watched it...and swear by it. its physcology at its finest. David spent 6 years ( at the time of the set i have, its going on 10 -15 by now) of his life dedicated to understanding the physcology/dynamics of what goes on. Three of my physcology major buddies love it. Its only a small piece of the puzzle though. its just like Donald trump....if you want to be successful at something....dont listen to some idiot who can only pick up a few women in a month. Talk to the guy that can pick up about 20 numbers in a night....throw away 10 and only call 8 or so. I have personally seen it. Again...1 small piece to the puzzle. theres more to it...it all has to do with the personality type you have and what your morals are. : ) you could go out and have sex with a different girl every night if you felt like it...its um...not hard. : ) But thats morally wrong and physcologically damaging (take my freakin word, from expirience) every guy fantasizes about it. But only because they cant do it due to limiting beliefs

i explained the DVD's to Tonya. She hates it because its deadly..its the truth and once you learn the physcology of it...you can do whatever you want with any girl (take my word on this one too ) She realized that she has no say so.....ask her....she says theres no way she could not be attracted...no way...i used her as an expirement...then told her about it. ive done this with a few women. they all have the same reaction....that its not fair : ) It gives men the power, no matter what you look like, who you are, or how much money you have....to pick up any women YOU so choose. Its all up to you whether your going to settle for average...or go for exceptional. Most guys settle for average...because they figure thats the best they can do...then it converts into your life...settling for average becasue you think thats all you can do and your unconcious brain tells you thats all youve ever done. its very irritating to watch.


exposed? no...it takes more than David D. to be good at picking up women...and it takes twice as much experimenting/reading to be able to realize what you want in the opposite sex...what your willing to sacrifice in a realtionship...and to be able to be emotionally stable so that you can EVEN HAVE a decent relationship with another person. it took me a long time to realize that my reltionships were failing because i was not emotionally stable. i was carying around alot of garbage. I was letting women walk all over me because of it. Now......ha ha ha ha bring it on!

Laugh it up ....i could really care less. the thing about is....i only give the DVD's or show guys about this stuff....if i think they arent going to abuse it. in the hands of a complete asshole/womanizer that just wants to get laid...this is deadly and should not be shown to them. I wouldnt feel comfortable giving it to them. i dont tell anyone...ha ha ha because i dont want them to know...why would i want competition? which is a moot point anyway when you learn this stuff. i have a select few friends that know this stuff and we have the best time going at and messing around with women. Its an absolute riot. Guys come up to us all the time asking how we do it. Arrogant...no way...i can even have you meet them if you want. go out with us....its absolutely entertaining. But pointless. i never take any girl home from the bar or club....they're junk. fun to practice on for newbies that we take out and mess with. i am always in the process of teaching someone.

every time i teach or show somebody...they do the same thing i did...hit it hard ...learn a bunch..go out all the time...and have a guargantuan amount of abandonless, random sex. then you start to realize that all those years of wishing you could.....really it was because it seemed unattainable...so it gets boring when you can do it every night...you start getting really picky, picking girls for certain ahem...qualities...and it keeps going up from there.

the other thing is...when you hang out with more than 4 or 5 women at a time, it consumes a MAssiVE amount of time. i had my own planner just for women i met. kept track of phone numbers and little random facts. but ultimately it will kill you in time. you have to meet a shitload of women, get phone numbers, make calls, set up 15 minute hang times ( for the first hang out) go out later that night or that week...and keep them all straight. Nowadays....ha ha ha not worth it. i enjoy being single i keep a few around ( mans got needs !) and since i dont go out anymore the only place i meet women is shopping for food/clothes or just walking around town. its not a big thing to go out and meet a bunch of women any more. If i start feeling needy of having some fun...i go out for a weekend and get a few numbers. no big deal.

the guys that i show this stuff are guys that dont have a lot of confidence or they see what i am doing all the time and ask me. i ask them why they want to know. what are they looking for exactly. the answer determines whether i want to say anything about David D. and what ive learned or if i just laugh and say...i dunno.

David D. has OODLEs of stuff he has written. many many books, cds, tapes. What i have is a small portion...a set of dvd's. just basic physcology, why things are the way they are, understanding them and using the knowledge to become a more confident person in life...and with women. he gives a lot of tools to re-wire limiting beliefs in your brain. not just with women, but in life. its awesome. His books...i have read part of one. they delve way more into the physcology of it.

David also has books and seminars for women also. cool stuff. awesome tools.

Anyway...make fun all you want...its funny...really...i laughed...more at you...than with you..but i guess its still laughing : ). In tonya's defense...i did tell her not to tell any WOMEN...so i guess i cant blame her. ( ive done this with bisexual women...and went and picked up women.....at the time i met tonya i was doing that so i thought i could get her to go out with me...unfortuanetly she is one of the rare girls that has never even kissed another girl...but she does like other things :))

your talking has confused my ADD. humility? in standing up for what i believe in and kicking her to the curb for violating what i keep as "RULES THAT SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED OR VIOLATED"

" when you say your going to do it.....DO IT!!! or have a DAMN good excuse"

boom....gave her one more chance...strike TWO YEEEEEERRR out!"

why do i need to be humble about that? I thought she would be different....she thought she could treat me like every other guy though. She cried her brains out....i still said no...and thats the last i have talked to her.

ok your right.......SORRY i thought she was different....sory i posted pcitures and was happyi may have found one that is worth her weight in sand shrimp.....next time....i will say nothing. "???

NOOOT!! its entertaining so stop whining about your age and just be entertained : )

Well hot damn it all makes sense for me now......crystal fricken clear.

Thanks Merg.

RVW

PS. Before you espose your views of PSYCHOLOGY any further you must know how to spell that which you claim to know all about. It is PSYCHOLOGY not PHYSCHOLOGY no silent "H".

I know survey of psych is fun next you'll move on to psych 101 and in 6-8 years graduate with an AA. Keep at it you are making us proud lad.

You annoy the fuc% out of me, dude. You might try some Imodium A.D.D.

never claimed i could spell ( love the name by the way...funny court case to read about) psychology...wow thanks...glad thats all you got out of that...those college courses on "reading Comprehension ( sp?) wurkd fer u

as far as that goes...i do a bit of speed reading...vocabualry is important just to know the meaning of the word in the context its in. When you speed read your looking at groups of words...your brain doesnt actually look specifically at the word...just the word as a whole or the sentence as a whole....hard to explain..i think Salmo g. can explain better than me. To read faster you actually have to "read less" so to speak. You skim over the words...your brain is so fast it puts the groups together to form comprehension ( sp?) instead of individual words. so there is a number of ways you can spell psychology and i would skip right over it and know that its the word "pyschology". so when i go to spell a little more of a complicated word that i dont spell often its hard ( i have a photographic memory) to recall how it was spelled the last time i read it. Or even the last ten or so times i have read it....i know somewhat of the letters invovled..i use some english language comprehension...to put it together...sometimes it works...sometimes it doesnt...some words i have read so much i can spell it wrong right off the bat..but then look at it and go " not right...." then adjust to what my photographic memory remembers skimming over alot. Words like pyschology are tough in that sense.

i dont speed read as fast as the "speed reader course" ...but with practice i can get darn close. it is very much about concentration. in an 8 hour session of reading a novel i can easily double my words per minute by the end of the book ( 700-800 pages) so i apologize if some words spelling elludes me.

Cool.

then stop reading..... I know that i annoy you...thats my job. So sit back...realx..calm down, and eat some fruit. i told you all before...when i have 8 out of 10 haters....i have to ask myself...why dont i have the other 2? am i not being honest enough? am i not pushing their "thinker" buttons? Are they Butt hurt becaus they didnt get a rise out of me? i will continue to annoy you unitil you realize your just two bitter bungholes lookin for the toliet paper.

and for you sol.......


Peace be to all you brothers

Merg, go find big stick and @ngie and start your own board. Your posts are a waste of space on here, some mod lock his sh!t down.

Merg, you just don't get. Dude you don't have to play superman, or any other super hero today. Put your cape away and give yourself a break please! This should be a time of reflection. A time for looking back to see what didn't work, and what did work, so that next time the outcome can be different. This is not about who wins or loses. It's OK to be human. That's what we have been trying to tell you all along. You don't have to know everything there is to know in the Universe today, and that's OK. You are the product of your experiences for a 21 (?) year old, and that's OK! You don't have to know everything there is at this stage of your life. Relax, take a deep breath, and try saying, "Wow", compared to the scheme of things, I don't really know S.H.I.T. It takes a lot of weight off and your shoulders, and gives you permission not to have to act a script, thats written for Clark Kent of Indiana Jones. That's OK! That's Humility! Saying I was wrong in my assumptions is humility. Not having to be perfect is humility. Willingness to take a personal inventory of one's own actions is humility. I hope I cleared up any confusion for you, of my understanding of humility, and how it relates to your situation.

Again, it's OK to be human. Try giving yourself a break. No need to prove how cool you are, because we all got that a long time ago. Your cool man! Your cool with me anyway. None of us are perfect.

Now stop with the uncool stuff and get back to the kool stuff, like learning and taking advice when it's better than your own.

Easy!

Ya' can't understand Merg unless you understand that he's in a different universe. That makes him a poor fit with everyone in this universe who has no knowledge of his universe. When I was ignorant of the universe he refers to, I would have thought Merg is a straight out kook. Well, he is a kook, judging him by the universe that most of us know. But what he's talking about, with respect to young women in their teens and twenties, is flat out on the mark. On the mark that is, for at least 80 if not 90% of young women. Almost everything I have ever known about logic does not apply to this situation. It is quite amazing. That he got as many non-fishing chicks to commit to his and Vhawk's fishing trip in the first place, even though most later bailed, is a testament to the technique, method, belief system, whatever.

I read this whole thing today in between phone calls, and other bs. Merg, I don't know you, but you tickle me bro. I mean I've seen some silly bulletin board wars before, but this one is so random that it is more entertaining than most.

I'm trying to picture you sitting on your easy chair speedreading through "Moby Dick" or some psychology text. As soon as you finish speed reading a novel do you slam it shut and yell "I read the sh!t out that m0ther4ucker!"?

Lets get the facts in a bulletin format so that we don't lose any when this thread hits page 16.

1 - You have the ability to pick up lots of chicks, using psychology.
2 - You can read really fast, and could teach the course....

Is there anything else?

Does your DVD set show you how to hypnotize your significant other without them knowing it? I thought about going on a diet, to make my wife more attracted to me, but then I decided if I could hypnotize her somehow that would be a lot easier.

ROTFLMAO I laughed the $hit out of that one. High five.

"As soon as you finish speed reading a novel do you slam it shut and yell "I read the sh!t out that m0ther4ucker!"?"

That's some funny chit right there!

Fish on...

Todd

ROCKET RED....that's the funniest stuff I've ever read on here. "I read the sheet outa that muthafkr..." lol...omg I'm dying.


Merg,

You need to pick up the chain your dragging behind you, that way people will stop yanking it. You got way too defensive. Think about it, you put up a thread explaining to guys who are mostly alot older than you, why they suck at meeting women.

David DeAngelo has something when it comes to picking up girls, but it doesn't work as a writing style online. Cocky and funny. Girls find the approach interesting, but the communication style has to change when you communicate to guys online or you're gonna leave people with a bad impression.

BTW it was me that let the secret out. I edited the thread 30 minutes later (at 130AM) but it was too late. I did tell you I was gonna post it. You might not remember because you were somewhat intoxicated.

Seriously Merg you're talented. The write up you did on our trip on the Kalama with Hohbomb was pretty funny. We'll talk on our way drive down to the Big C in the morning. I need to salvage my credibilty as well. RIght now it's in the same shape of that rusting shipwreck out near Ft Steven's. I have some ideas...but nothing I'm going to post about. I'll take that as the lesson I learned.

VHawk

The Fountainhead should be a good speed read.

That just made my top five

Best.
Lines.
Ever.

Yer pretty funny, RR.

This whole thread is f'ing crazy... but in a good, entertaining way.

Hang in there, Merg. I appreciate your spark for life and seem like a friendly guy with a decent moral base guiding you in the right direction. For some people though, I think all that gets lost in white noise you put out.

I'll give you and VHawk some serious credit for "adventurous" fishing (legalities aside), including the recent downer. Fishing with you guys must be hilarious because you know something is going to happen.

Maybe you should throw out some fish pics to soothe the masses... at least that what Big Stick would do.

-Kaiser D

I've got the pics in the mail today. Now if I was smarter and had a Mac I'd be able to open the files.

Hohbomb, put up some good ones please, at your discretion. I can't get my comp to recognize anything on the discs.

VHawk

Hey!!! I have an idea...Why not let the kid blab and not respond?!?!?! He's funny as hell and it seems some of you have soft skin by taking what he says as a personal jab at you...
Merg I walked the same walk when I was your age but never tried to get elders to follow... I just went on my own..You understand what I'm gettin at? If not I'll be blunet and tell ya...Reality is alot of folks dont give a rats asss... Just have your fun and dont try to drag others into it that dont want too...Your a cool YOUNG cat we all been there kid....Have fun and stay out of harms way...

Like Rocket Red I read this whole thing this evening. Can someone tell me how I can get back that part of my life I just wasted. It is like driving by a wreck on the side of the highway. You do not want to look, but you just cannot help yourself. I used to have better things to do until I signed up for this. Where's Dr. Phil when I need him?

This probably is my age showing, but in my day you didn't treat women this way, even if you could. Of course that was 45 years ago and maybe times and women have changed. Men sure have.

That's all I have to say about that.

This is too funny.. Thanks for the Laughs this A.M !!!

I think the Merg will read thru this whole thread and yell " I posted the Sh!t outa that Mutha Fu$ker "..

Anyway, this got good. Sol covered the way I feel about it. Also, kind of want to tell Vince that he has changed character about the same time he started hangin with the Merg.. just sayin.

At 37 years old, the only thing about me that's gonna change is where my hair grows.

"At 37 years old, the only thing about me that's gonna change is where my hair grows."

Hey, I'm 37 years old, and I continue to get fu#%ing better and better every gawddamn day, Vince...

There...I refuted the $hit outta that motherferker!

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, I'm 38, F#%K!

KK,

Damn right! And to think they think they really know something. Wait 'til they really find out. What a shock they're in for!

" I walked 5 miles uphill both ways to pick up my women at the bar, and it was 40 below.........3 feet of snow...... "

K2 - man you had it easy in your day. I'm older than you and it was worse when I was chasin' wimmin- I would have been happy if it was that warm and only three feet of snow.

Would you old guys like me to send over a sack of prunes ?

Send some wimmin dude. I could use some.
I've got about zero energy for chasin broads anymore.

You just need a boost of confidence like Bob....he takes the little blue pill.

Gawd, Merg, you've really stirred 'em up!

Got the Prunes and Viagra elders telling us how it was back in the Stone Age (drag them back to the cave by their hair), the seriously senior elders trying to remember their last date, and the more recently retired studs (married with kids) wishing they could take Merg up on his challenge to go cruising for chicks.

Salmo G's got it right - Merg lives in a parallel (20something party central) universe. Like Paris Hilton and the bimbettes she runs with. If you look hot and are also funny/unusual, you get ~lots~ of action. The hot chicks his age are 99% attention whores, so if you're a guy and also an AH you get extra points. Ever wonder why so many hot chicks are hanging around gay guys??

Now if I could only transplant a normal 30something woman's desires and perspectives into one of Merg's little hotties bodies I'd be in heaven!

Just my .02,

Brian

Alert!!!!!! Bellevue Hospital for the Insane is on the lookout for the self obsessed Merg the Wonderboy--typically seen at Old Navy or the Gap, whackin off to himself in the dressing room

Hmm merg didn't mention that was included in the dvd......

Hey Merg, have you had your share of humble pie yet? If not, you may want to read this entire thread and re evaluate what on earth all these "old guys" are so up in arms about. You still don't get it do you? Young, dumb and full of come. Lets just hope that when you do spew, it's inside a woman, not on some of your slick pics...PUNKASS!!!!! Oh yes, one more thing, My son would STILL kick your ass......

Can't wait to see some Pic's. I'm sure that a little Shad porn would mellow out the peanut gallery. Hohbomb, can you help VHawk with the pic's, as Vince is unable to open the file? I'm sure that there are many of us that would like to see promised Pic's. It would help to change the tone of this thread, as well as the Angels threads, by redirecting topic to fishing, Angels and why we love catching them.

Since Merg loves entertaining us,(often telling us to shut up, and be entertained by him) and Vince did say he took lots of pic's of Merg wearing the bikini (see photo of bikini)???? I was just wondering, if those were for private use, or were we to assume that they would also be shared with board as promised. I'm sure I will LMAO when I see Merg in that camo mini bikini. I was really surpised that he fitted into it as Vince reported, and without showing a bump up front I would assume. At first, after seeing photos of the bikini Vince bought Merg for this special occasion, I wasn't sure he had the proper size. I was certain that the top would fit, but was a little concerned that Merg, didn't have tiny enough butt cheeks to fit into the bottoms? Well guess what? I guess he did, as Vince posted that he took various shots of Merg modeling this most popular women's wear. He must have purged himself in the weeks coming up to the event, in order to get his hips down to size.

The kids these days, and what they will do for fashion. I'm sure he made Big Stick proud.

Vince and I were laughing our arses of yesterday on the columbia quoting the moby dick line. 30 points for you. No hypnotism ( sp?) neccesary. Your wife should already be attracted to you...um...she married you. If your being serious i would say try the random " acts of kindness" technique. involves some dice, and a healthy knowledge of what she likes. whether it be a home cooked meal /candle light dinner when she comes home, or a random single rose delivered to her work with directions of where to meet you after work. whatever it may be...roll the dice (two) twice. choose one of those numbers. that day this month do something randomly nice. shows you care. act like its nothing. no big deal.

i dont treat women bad!!!! EVER!!! never accuse m of that! I treat them with respect. I am very chivalrious. I open doors, walk on the road side of the sidewalk, carry over rocks. everything! Besides the fact taht they love that, i feel personally responsible for someone i am hanging out with one on one when i say i am going to take them out. its not about treating women bad or being rude. its being honest, and having some fun. i never do anythign they dont ask me to do and i never ever treat them badly.

this takes some rocket science here. Hold on...if your gay...you are acting like your a _______? WOMAN.....so if your a woman....a gay guy would be a great_______? FRIEND ! CORRRRRECT!!

my brain hurts. i posted the sh!t outta that

your just like a turd that wont flush. look at my face...see that? when it looks like i start caring what you think :).....lemme know..i will change it...and your still reading and posting.....

gawd...they are bad to...i cant wait!

"you know how i know your gay?"
....is because your more worried about seieng me in a bikini then the fishing...or the girls that actually came....something oyu should tell us about?


i like how you turned an embarassing statement of childish pride into a catch phrase to diminish and play down the fact that it was about the dumbest thing i have ever heard leave some "old guys" mouth on his pedestal claiming automatic wisdom because somehow his brain keeps working although nobodies watered it in years.

Well, i gotta admit, If there is anyone who's an authority on childish pride, it would HAVE to be you... And as for the turd reference, isn't that kinda like "the pot calling the kettle black"?
Keep on posting the sh*t out of this motherf*cker with all of your most welcome nuggets of worldly wisdom...