#394404 - 12/08/07 01:27 PM
I must VENT
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
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I'm so fuc%in pissed off right now I could kill people. I have never allowed my wife or kids to have a dog because they are nothing but a paaaain in the ass. Dog [censored] in the yard and on your shoes, barking, etc. I'm an opressive asshole because of it, too. So what does my wife do while I no longer live in the house that I'm still paying my half of a $2,200/month morgage while I live in a fuc%ing basement elsewhere? She buys a dog. I have been and still am in the process of remodeling the house so we can get it listed for sale, split the equity and part ways, which has included trimming out the entire house with brand new mill work.
I came over today to work, and this piece of shi% dog has chewed up my new molding and plinth blocks at the base of several doors in the house and I'm not even done with it everywhere yet. One bad decision after the next is what I've lived with being married to this woman and I want her out of my life so bad this just drives it home even worse. She says, "she's sorry and she'll fix it, but she can't get rid of the dog." My ass. Just like she "couldn't get rid of the damn parriot," which is now gone BTW. It drove me nuts but it didn't bother her until I wasn't around for it to annoy anymore so she got rid of it after I left.
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#394418 - 12/08/07 02:17 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Irie]
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Talk to your lawyer...she can't be doing things that devalue your mutual assets...dog will be gone.
FIsh on...
Todd
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#394422 - 12/08/07 02:37 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Irie]
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6207
Loc: zipper
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I don't know how you'll get rid of that dog though. Leave the door open.
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#394428 - 12/08/07 03:46 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: seastrike]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
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Curb your anger problem dude. Did Dave just write that? The same guy who kept asking "Who wants to fight me?" Thats kinda funny. The dog eating the molding isn't funny though. By the way, I had a red headed amazon parrot once. It was delicious.
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#394430 - 12/08/07 03:48 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: seastrike]
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
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Dude, I got the call this morning, your wife and kids showed up at our place at 8:30 with the "new labrapoodle" I figured you were spinning. Sorry
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#394448 - 12/08/07 05:48 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Todd]
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Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 2268
Loc: Poulsbo
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Talk to your lawyer...she can't be doing things that devalue your mutual assets...dog will be gone.
FIsh on...
Todd I think maybe keepin your cool might be in your best interest. Drivin a NEW truck and all.
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#394450 - 12/08/07 06:06 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
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The Rainman
Registered: 03/05/01
Posts: 2314
Loc: elma washington
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i would keep track of all the added cost from the dog with pictures of the damage and take it out of her half when you sell.
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#394460 - 12/08/07 07:44 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
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Having met the dog, I am thinking this post should have a poll, How long will it last. It a nice dog, but its 8 months old not crate trained.
I am thinking, about Wednesday it will be gone
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#394492 - 12/08/07 11:02 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Jason Y]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1474
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.
My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.
Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly .
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#394507 - 12/09/07 12:20 AM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Mingo]
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I love me
Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
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Ozzy Osbourne once shot 17 of their cats back in the 80's in a drug addled rage. Not that you should do that,but it's funny as hell.
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#394546 - 12/09/07 11:15 AM
Re: I must VENT
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Carcass
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 2384
Loc: Valencia, Negros Oriental, Phi...
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AA - Kind of like Joe Blow and his "funny" lug nuts epsiode, I must admit that I find nothing funny at all about shooting 17 domesticated cats.
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#394553 - 12/09/07 11:49 AM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: eddie]
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6207
Loc: zipper
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No funnier than killing a legal caught native steelhead.
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#394576 - 12/09/07 01:30 PM
Re: I must VENT
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The Cool kid
Registered: 06/03/03
Posts: 518
Loc: baker prairie
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Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.
My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.
Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly . Millions more like her out there too, making our gender look bad. There needs to be a way to tell when a woman is a rabid fire breathing psychotic b**** from the snake pits of hell. Only if they had an adipose clipped, or a tattoo across the forhead stating as much. I'm glad I've never had to live some of the stories I've heard or read.
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#394599 - 12/09/07 03:39 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1016
Loc: Napavine,Washington
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Irie, that is some funny sh#t I don't care who you are. Sounds like a good offer.
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#394618 - 12/09/07 06:58 PM
Re: I must VENT
[Re: laterun]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 3359
Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
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A guy at work told me, after you get done kissing her @ss through the divorces. The best revenge he knows of is marrying a 20 year old Philipino girl. Guaranteed.
Mf
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