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#619252 - 09/01/10 11:21 PM Failure
Twitch Offline
The Beav

Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
So, after some prodding by the owner of a Chinese restaurant in Corvallis, I agreed to a challenge.

A pound of each of his 7 favorite chicken dishes, in an hour, for $400. No rice, noodles, veggies... just straight chicken.

I could really use $400... that's like 3 tanks of diesel for fishing....

After a little over 2 lbs, much to the dismay of like 25 people in my 'audience', I threw in the chopsticks....

Moral of the story, 7 lbs of chicken is a hellofalot of chicken. Don't let shifty Chinese dudes swindle you into challenges. (Plus side, he didn't charge for my fiance's dinner, and she paid for mine thumbs)
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#619254 - 09/01/10 11:37 PM Re: Failure [Re: Twitch]
ParaLeaks Offline
WINNER

Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10363
Loc: Olypen
rofl rofl rofl

$400 worth of chicken

Any idea how much chicken that would buy??? smile

Gr8 story!
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#619257 - 09/01/10 11:45 PM Re: Failure [Re: ParaLeaks]
Twitch Offline
The Beav

Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
He charged me $27 (I've still got over 4 lbs of leftovers rofl)
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#619258 - 09/01/10 11:46 PM Re: Failure [Re: ParaLeaks]
lovetofish365 Offline
Hahahaha haha ha

Registered: 04/07/07
Posts: 1870
Loc: Silverdale WA
ahahhahahahahahahah
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#619282 - 09/02/10 03:07 AM Re: Failure [Re: ]
Achewter Offline


Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2237
Loc: N of Seattle
Ok where is this sombitch
I got your back Eric!!! This boy is goin down.
27 bucks... Huh either way I win

on second thought maybe 15 years ago
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#619287 - 09/02/10 10:17 AM Re: Failure [Re: Achewter]
SRoffe Offline
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At least you have lunch and dinner for the rest of the week.
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#619288 - 09/02/10 10:32 AM Re: Failure [Re: SRoffe]
stlhead Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6732
"I've still got over 4 lbs of leftovers"

Good think you bought that new extra fridge.
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#619350 - 09/02/10 02:02 PM Re: Failure [Re: ]
Idaho Mike Offline
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Registered: 01/01/03
Posts: 2190
Loc: Post Falls Idaho
That is a slick way to get a weeks worth of take out chicken for cheap.
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#619379 - 09/02/10 05:41 PM Re: Failure [Re: Idaho Mike]
AP a.k.a. Kaiser D Offline
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Registered: 01/31/02
Posts: 4450
Loc: B'ham
LOL... that is one of the most ridiculous stories I've heard in a while. rofl

That is great!

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#619412 - 09/02/10 09:43 PM Re: Failure [Re: ]
Twitch Offline
The Beav

Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
He's going to keep upping it by $100, every month until beaten.

Start a 'training' regiment now, and by winter steelie season one of ya'll could come down, catch a cooler full of steelhead at my place, and go home $800 richer (or, just go home with steelhead, and a bunch of chicken leftovers rofl)

Maybe Dogfish could be his supplier...
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#619444 - 09/03/10 12:26 AM Re: Failure [Re: Twitch]
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Seven pounds of anything is a lot of anything...were there bones you could toss out, at least, or was it seven pounds of straight meat?

Fish on...

Todd
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#619447 - 09/03/10 12:39 AM Re: Failure [Re: Todd]
Direct-Drive Offline
ExtenZe Field Tester

Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 7960
Loc: Vancouver, WA
Originally Posted By: Todd
Seven pounds of anything is a lot of anything...were there bones you could toss out, at least, or was it seven pounds of straight meat?
Fish on...
Todd

Seven pounds ain't nothin' for one of those Revo drags laugh

Back in the day when I was buildin' the Siuslaw Nat'l Forest SO we used to frequent a Chinese restaurant in town. One night I had a monster cockroach crawling on my leg....no kidding (at all).
I asked the waitress what it was....she said she didn't see anything.

I didn't eat Chinese food for a long time after that. Wish I could remember the name of the place....it was downtown on a slight uphill grade......
Maybe they've cleaned things up since then.
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#619457 - 09/03/10 12:57 AM Re: Failure [Re: Todd]
Twitch Offline
The Beav

Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
Originally Posted By: Todd
Seven pounds of anything is a lot of anything...were there bones you could toss out, at least, or was it seven pounds of straight meat?

Fish on...

Todd


boneless breast pieces... sweet & sour, general Tsao's, hazelnut, mandarin, and a few others.

7# is a lot. I ate 8# of food at Thanksgiving a couple years back...my fiance's sister weighed me before/after, and I had to lay down on a heat pad for like 3 hours, praying for death afterwards. I didn't grow up with family/Thanksgiving meals before...so I was like a Somolian at an Izzys. Nirvana. (The previous Thanksgiving, I ate Nalley Chili, microwaved. No joke)

The other night I killed a large pizza, salad, and order of crazy bread. Don't know what that weighed. I've also been known to eat a 2# pack of bacon in one sitting. Not recommended.


The monotony of slowly cooling chicken chunks got to me after about 20 minutes...
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#619461 - 09/03/10 01:02 AM Re: Failure [Re: Twitch]
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
I don't think I've ever consumed 7 pounds of anything in a sitting, 'ceptin' beer, of course smile

I did eat a 4 pound steak once, was a prerequisite to getting the meal gratis from the restaurant...can't say I enjoyed it, but I did it.

Fish on...

Todd
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#619482 - 09/03/10 08:32 AM Re: Failure [Re: ]
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Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9013
Loc: everett
TRBO would do that challenge and order dessert.
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#619508 - 09/03/10 11:47 AM Re: Failure [Re: Jerry Garcia]
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Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 2268
Loc: Poulsbo
Jerry just nail it! That man can put down the chow.
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#619519 - 09/03/10 12:24 PM Re: Failure [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13531
And I thought I used to put away the food! Guess I was a relative lightweight compared to some of you.

I used to finally stop eating Thanksgiving dinner only because, no matter how delicious the food is, after a while I just got tired of doing nothing but eating. Nowadays I eat what they describe as a "senior serving" at restaurants. Pathetic.

Sg

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#619525 - 09/03/10 12:51 PM Re: Failure [Re: Salmo g.]
stlhead Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6732
When I played football I could put it away and lose ten pounds in a game. Now I could probably go a week without eating and not lose weight.
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#632884 - 11/04/10 08:17 PM Re: Failure [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
Twitch Offline
The Beav

Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
Update 11/4/10
Stopped in again last night.

Pot is up to $600. If any of ya'll are passing through the Corvallis area and feel up to a challenge..........
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#632896 - 11/04/10 08:57 PM Re: Failure [Re: Twitch]
SRoffe Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/02/08
Posts: 777
Originally Posted By: Twitch
Update 11/4/10
Stopped in again last night.

Pot is up to $600. If any of ya'll are passing through the Corvallis area and feel up to a challenge..........


And four pounds of left overs? sick
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