What's the first thing a WSU Cheerleader says in the morning?

"Get off of me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

How do you keep a cougar out of your backyard?

Install goal posts.

Oh sure, fire this up and RETREAT back to work

Why do Cougar football players have T.G.I.F on their shoes?

Toe Goes In First

They'll coug it.Good luck,
SZ

Nice...+1000.

Fish on...

Todd

A Seattle area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body.

He rolled it over and to his amazement, there was a cork in its rear-end. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard the University of Washington fight song come out the cadaver's butt.

Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor.

"Sir, you've got to come down and help me! I've just seen something I can't believe," he cried. Annoyed by the naivete of his assistant, he followed him downstairs. "There! Look at the cork in the ass of that body", said the assistant. "I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please, you do it."

The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork. Once again, the University of Washington fight song started playing.

Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: ihave heard thousand of assholes sign that song

What do you call a Husky athlete after he graduates .....a pimp!
"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. Being a Husky prepares you to drive a Firebird.

How does a husky cheerleader know when the whole Coug team has a high sperm count? She's got to chew it, before she swallows it.



GO COUGS!!!

Mf

Here's a pretty good joke


























































1916


Now THAT'S a joke.

1916...

Since the game has not been played yet, all we have to go on is history.

I think this sums it up nicely.

Any questions?

Jeebuz...I understand the unrequieted support...but if you actually think the Boogers won't get their asses kicked...well...

























...you're a moron.

Fish on...

Todd

Why did the Coog cross the road?
Because he likes being run over.

The real joke is....... the UW defense.


Actually its kind of sad.

If only c00gs knew Photo Shop....

What's sad is a Cooger telling anyone else that they're sad.

Pot
Kettle
Black

Most of the players on our sucky defense have a bowl win under their belt. Can any player on your sucky team say that?

Like I said - sad.

"The real joke is....... the UW defense. Actually its kind of sad."

And when they stop the Coog offense it's.....?
if you weren't a Coog I'd say you haven't seen sad yet. But I know better. You have a lifetime of it. Don't depress me with your existence.

Wulff's 9-39 record is pretty impressive. Looks like the Coogs found a keeper!

"Wulff's 9-39 record is pretty impressive. Looks like the Coogs found a keeper!"

Yeah but that's nine more than zero. A Coogs glass is always half full of [censored].

c00g tailgate rig

That's a rich Coog. Notice the tires hold air, there's a step and the door closes. Fancy.

Def c00ger brass or the mayor or sumptin.

I just heard this one:

What do the Dawgs and possum have in common?

When they go out on the road, they both get killed.

What do you call a 250 lb Coog cheerleader?
Anorexic

Glad a c00g knows what a cock-roach looks like.

c00g Press Box


Looks like they're preppin' for a tractor race

COOGS love COCKroaches...

Three Huskies were sitting by the side of Lake Washington holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden came up behind them, tapped them on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, but I'd like to see your fishing
licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first Husky.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second Husky, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against that," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three Husky started braying hysterically.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," Buster said to the other two; "doesn't he know there are steelhead in this lake?!"

Victory lap.

A Coug was driving west from Pullman at the same time a Husky was driving east from Seattle and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on top of Snoqualmie Pass.
Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage, their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive.
The Coug said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time."
The Husky agreed. He went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship."
He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the Coug, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Husky replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk.
"Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the Coug.
"Nah, I thing I'll just wait for the troopers to get here."

c00gs chillin'

Pa kicks back and admires a job well done

"The Ave" where UW students conduct medical research:

Looks like it's also their poachin' (er, um road huntin') rig

One would think that the Cougs punt protection would be outstanding, given all the practice they have had at punting this year but I guess the players are no different than a WSU student. No matter how much you practice or study you are still sub standard

Not a lot of post game smack talk. Except for the blocked punt, the Coogs special teams played pretty good, as well as the offense. And they stopped UW's run on many plays. But when it came down to it, like it has since the beginning, UW has the best college football team in the state.

No need for post game smack talk...it was already getting sort of pathetic watching Coog fans trying to muster up some actual smack talk when they knew they were going to see an ass whoopin'...now it would be just plain mean to shove their faces in it.

We're too nice around these parts for that

Fish on...

Todd

Hats off to the Huskies as they were the better team today. However, the gap is closing quickly. Cougs hung tough after a shakey start and statistically this game was a dead heat for most of it, the difference being the blocked punt for a TD. The UW WR hurdling the WSU corner back was pretty awesome in person and I can only imagine what it looked like on TV. Unfortunately, Lobestal cannot throw the deep ball and that hurts WSU's offense.

Poor delusional Coogs. Already meowing it up for next year. Another season gone and another UW Apple Cup victory. Some things never get old......

Bud Withers of the Seattle Times is reporting that Paul Wulff will be fired, maybe as early as Sunday/Monday and at the top of the WSU candidate list is Mike Leach.

I'm on the fence with this one as I find it hard to fire a guy who was given nothing to work with 3 years ago and has made considerable progress. I don't think too many coaches in this league could have done any better having to play 3 QB's in 1 season either. If he does get the axe, it is most likely due to the team performance in the OSU game at the Clink earlier where they didn't show up at all in front of the west side boosters.

Wulff continuing to throw Doba under the bus four years into his tenure hasn't helped his cause. Four years is enough time to turn a program around. It has been done many times at other places.

Nice win by the Dawgs.

I thought I saw Chuck on TV right before the game screamming and acting crazed.

You did Jerry. He went ballistic when told that there was no alcohol allowed in the stadium bowl area. It was pretty embarrassing actually because he kept screaming " Do you know who I am?"

Congrats pup fans. That Price kid was the difference in the game.

My Cougs played with heart all season.

Mf

Both are now working on their stadiums. UW gets luxury boxes while WSU gets luxury trailers.

"who was given nothing to work with"

The saga of a Coog.

My favorite is "made considerable progress"

I guess 4 wins is considerable

Coog fans seem to forget that Doba won 5 games in his last season before being shown the door. Wulff has won 9 in four years.

On second thought, they should keep him. His .184 winning percentage is outstanding.

As I'm sure this is going to come up soon, to counter the "you guys didn't win a game a couple years ago" defense. Yah we know we did, and they fired that idiot coach...You guys haven't beat us since.

Sounds like Erickson is available.
Tough one though. Just as it is for Coog students Pullman is the place to go when nobody else will accept you. Any desperate coaches out there?

How many verbal commits did Doba have when he was shown the door? Since I'm pretty sure you don't know the answer, it was 0. That's right 0. Unfortunately Doba left the cupboard pretty bare when he was let go. It isn't all his fault, his wife had been really sick and eventually she passed away. Wulff has done a pretty fair job of restoring the graduation rate, and improving the talent in Pullman. He also has some pretty nice recruits lined up. However, after watching the Cougs not play against Oregon St and how unprepared they were for the noise in the first quarter saturday, I would not be opposed to a change in coaches as long as it is an upgrade. If they are bringing in Rob Akey from Idaho, no I'm not on board with that.

As for Wulff, it will be either fired or extension as you cannot leave a guy in college hanging with a 1 year deal. That puts a real damper on recruiting and the coach has to answer questions about his job after every game. Based on that, I think he gets fired.

You sound just like Paul Wulff. Nice job throwing Doba under the bus as well.

I loved Doba as a defensive co-ordinator and Nick Holt would do well to go watch film of Doba's defenses as they were superior to anything Washington has put on the field since the National Championship year. As a head coach he wasn't nearly as effective and IMO the drain of being the HC along with having a terminally ill spouse was too much to have on one plate.

As for Wulff, his PR blows. He has too many times thrown players under the bus and hasn't stood up and shouldered the blame for the performance of his teams. There is also a rumor floating around of a player quitting the team at half time of the game. However, I have also heard Nick Holt say the same types of things about his defense, ie, "we don't have the players here yet that we want" or " we need to get bigger, faster and stronger" which reads " the guys we have cannot get the job done".

Enjoy the Alamo Bowl UW, you guys earned it this year!!! Its too bad the nation is gonna see Oklahoma roll that secondary of yours. However, San Antonio is nice this time of year.

Win or lose, we'll enjoy the Alamo Bowl.
I hope you enjoy the Pullman Bowl. It will be just like one of your home games, nobody will show up.