#885507 - 02/14/14 12:46 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
[Re: Rocket Red]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/09/99
Posts: 2566
Loc: Muk
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My wife gave me a Seahawks cribbage board this morning. Very thoughtful.
Basically it is the gift of getting my ass kicked at cribbage. I am terrible, have bad luck, and haven't beat her 1x in about 3 weeks. We decided we would play after dinner when we had time, instead of having dessert. It was fun at first, but now she just kills me every time. I think she got the Seahawk board for me because she decided I wasn't having that much fun getting my ass whooped 4x a week. if your getting your ass whooped maybe she should have got you the Broncos cribbage board and that would relinquish the joy
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#885510 - 02/14/14 01:05 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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River Nutrients
Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 2447
Loc: Stumpy Acres
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My wife and I act the same on valentines as we do any other day....
It's worked well for us for the last 20 years....
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#885516 - 02/14/14 01:51 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 10/20/10
Posts: 1263
Loc: Seattle
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Do they object to you making them wear a 49ers helmet and a kaepernick jersey ?
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#885519 - 02/14/14 01:59 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
Posts: 3359
Loc: Island Time
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Do they object to you making them wear a 49ers helmet and a kaepernick jersey ? The Kaepernick jersey is Hanks viagra.
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"...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..."
If you don't like our prices bring your wife down and we'll dicker.
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#885522 - 02/14/14 02:06 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
Posts: 3359
Loc: Island Time
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Padded headboards negate the need for helmets...
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"...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..."
If you don't like our prices bring your wife down and we'll dicker.
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#885526 - 02/14/14 02:25 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
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We are going to a dive bar that we are fond of and has amazing and unjustifiably inexpensive food. I am delivering flowers to her office and tonight we will have quiet dinner for two. She is putty in my hands. Book it. 
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.
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#885532 - 02/14/14 02:58 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13942
Loc: Tuleville
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Oysters and beer for dinner tonight...and tomorrow night.
An early date and a late date, taking off work.... going to be a good day.
Chicks dig me. I took the Stam approach, minus the oysters. I don't know if chicks dig me or not, but at least a couple do at the moment. A bit worn out after the last two evenings, but will end the week having a steak dinner and beers with my buddies tonight. Most of my buddies are married and they did the "VD" thing last night - as if only to make sure March 14th is celebrated in style. That reminds me, I need to lien something up for the 14th.... I did end up buying flowers, but the pay off was through the roof so no complaints there. Also gave my X some of my beef this morning for VD Day - no really, 5 pounds of ground beef. I traded her for some other cuts of meat that she didn't want to eat. 
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#885541 - 02/14/14 03:32 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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RobertF
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I bought my girl a box of my favorite see candies so I could eat them and she gave me a blowjob ,so all in all ,it went well.
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#885543 - 02/14/14 03:39 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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We horrified the boys this morning. They're leaving for Blaine today, leaving us alone. The wife said "Great, that means we can have sex anywhere we want!"
I still don't think Hunter has recovered from us telling him he was conceived in the bed he sleeps in now.
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#885545 - 02/14/14 03:40 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
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Cheers Andy! it's fun Watching our 13 y.o. Daughter Squirm about any type of Sex Commentary... One of the joys of being a parent.
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#885547 - 02/14/14 04:03 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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Returning Adult
Registered: 10/14/99
Posts: 379
Loc: Orygun
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Should be a great day.
Last night I was a prick and she was pissed.
Today is transition day.
Tomorrow will be make up day and a Friday night.
It's on like Donkey Kong.
And I'll be the Donkey. Unless She reads this
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#885651 - 02/15/14 11:15 AM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Usually I'm so out of it I don't even know what day of the week it is, much less if it's a holiday or something--so she doesn't expect much. That's the true key to satisfaction in life, low expectations.
"Wow, you remembered to get up today AND you're wearing pants."
"I put them on all by myself!"
"Just like a BIG BOY!" lol Agree.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#885652 - 02/15/14 11:24 AM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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I bought no card. I bought no gift. I said "Happy Valentine's Day", and made a nice steak dinner. But I can get away with that because I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#885661 - 02/15/14 12:56 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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Today we're showing the boys where Hunter was conceived.
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They call me POODLE SMOLT!
The Discover Pass is brought to you by your friends at the CCA.
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#885667 - 02/15/14 01:14 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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Shooting Instructor for hire
Registered: 10/26/10
Posts: 7204
Loc: Snohomish, WA
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Well...he doesn't have time to bleed.
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#885668 - 02/15/14 01:18 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
[Re: Dogfish]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
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Today we're showing the boys where Hunter was conceived. That's just plain mean. 
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#885682 - 02/15/14 04:28 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
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Mrs. Twitch made me dinner 
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#885700 - 02/15/14 09:32 PM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/99
Posts: 4166
Loc: Poulsbo, WA,USA
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I got my wife a diamond earring. She got me a cool titanium ring and an autographed SB football that should be here next week. We went out for happy hour on the deck at the Loft above the marina. Nice sunset. Cheap drinks but splurged and got their VD special salad, prime rib, and dessert. I failed to make reservations but everything worked out perfectly. Live music by James, Kevin, and Steve. Met our friends at the movies and saw the late showing of A Winter's Tale. A very nice evening and some great after hours action.
Going to see Heart by Heart tonight at the Point. Later.
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#885720 - 02/16/14 11:00 AM
Re: Valentines Day is the Biggest Ripoff
[Re: Twitch]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
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Mrs. Twitch made me dinner Uh... Twitch... Is that considered a single serving?? 
Edited by JTD (02/16/14 11:01 AM)
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