You aren't very tall. So what?

I would love to take adderall.

I make up for it with a huge brain and impressive schlong.

Who knew Fish Prince would come back as a Gnome.?

Banned user, you misquoted me but you did get my joke.

You must be a gen X snowflake?

Wrong again Bezus. I was one of those dumbfukks that went to college. I was describing what most people in my high school class did instead. I still managed to get a house anyway, I just didn't have the head start on it like they did. By the way there are still plenty of trade jobs out there, paying a livable wage you can buy a house on. I'm sure you already know that so there must be a reason you aren't working at one.

As for the rest of your post, all I see is either piles snowflakes or spatters of jizz from your self masturbatory post fantasizing about tiny gnome dicks. I'm not sure if it's the former or latter, so it's probably a little of both.

Thirdly, ironically I'm snowed in where I'm at with actual snow which is the only reason I'm on this site at all. As soon as it melts I'm going fishing. Unfortunately, this thread is getting snowed in too, gnomesayin?

Beezy thinks 500 bones a month was an easy payment to make for Gen X.

lol

Ahhh sworry guys I didn't know it was soooo hard to get 500$ back in the gen x days. How did you afford the doc Martin and nirvana tapes? Did you have to cut back on Tool posters? It's amazing you aren't scarred for life.

Buy a house.

No chit. I got married and we bought our first house when I was 25. It was on Lake Chelan and with taxes and insurance our mortgage payment was $725. If it was easy I'd have kept it and sold it for 10x what we did. Good times though.

Generation X did far better than the boomers, who were coked up yuppies, and the offspring of GenX will be even better. I'm told I'm "a strict" dad and I take that as a compliment. My oldest is a Marine, my middle son is an honor roll starting QB and my daughter is honor roll and a softball genius. Having 2 parents physically and emotionally present is fundamental to childhood development. Women are too soft.

I would take it as a compliment too because you sound like a great Dad so I'm sure your children will turn out great. I have respect for honor and nobility when I see it in the world. If you have two parents, unfluoridated water, hormone free meat, fresh vegetables, 200 books in your home (or around 50 per person) and provide balanced discipline, your kids will always turn out all right. No other factors have survived the peer review process scientifically, despite the myths the social engineers that made the special snowflakes would have you believe.

Beezus Fookin Krizzle, let me tweet it 2 u...

>muh 1st job paid $4.25/hr
>muh first mortagte cost $888 a month
>a nirvana tape cost $7.95
>blank tapes at radio shack cost 4 for $3.95
>so I wuz reading zines n making mixtapes
>hanging out on Juanita beach with muh boombox
>It's the 1980s
>Tell your girl to stop paging me
>My boombox, loud as a mother
>The EQ be changing colors
>Red, yellow, blue, green,
>Like a Christmas tree on LSD
>That's right you could still get real LSD back then
>Hit play, you can feel the bass
>Bigger than your grandma's ass,
>My boombox got ten inch tweeters
>pissing off all the Puerto Ricans
>That's right you could still be racist back then
>Big, black, heavy as fukk and it don't play music that suck
>No CDs, just cassettes.
>Hanging on your shoulders, it would sprain your neck.
>it's playin JJ Fad supersonic, sticker on the back says Stetsasonic
>You can feel it bump around the block
>I can't live without my boombox.
>So hot, it'll make you call the cops.
>That's right I stole it, I was a piece of schit back then.
>Double D battery, superpower,
>And the beat goes on for hours.
>Never touch a white man's radio coward
>It's a boombox it ain't a cantaloupe,
>No fruity schit like Barry Manilow.
>Magnivox, Sanyo
>turn it up and drop your panties ho.
>I'll put the boom in your boombox
>I got my own fukking radio station,
>Coming to you live from yo momma's basement.
>Put it on ten, shake the pavement
>Can't even hear the neighbors complainin
>Touch the knob and you might get slapped,
>Ask Schoolly D or Kool G Rap
>Too $hort, B.D.P.
>Just suck my dikk to the beat.
>Gold chain swinging from the neck of a cracker
>My boombox is a ghetto blaster
>You piss your pants like a yellow bastard.
>Your girlfriend said turn it down
>So I slapped the bitch and turned it up louder
>That's right you could still slap a bitch back then
>fukk your surround sound
>You can hear my schit from the hills to downtown
>my schit's obnoxious
>I'm on the porch butt naked Pop-lockin
>it's all distorted cuz
>When I bust a freestyle, I always record it
>And fukk you ravers,
>Put that house schit in, it'll chew your tape up
>I'm bumping Slayer
>maybe go Def Leppard on all you fukking haters
>Strictly mixtapes!
>If you play my schitt, it'll make your tits shake
>bitch!

Lots of truth in this quote from the philosophizing gnome...

I just throw a bunch of stuff at that wall and see what sticks. You know, the shotgun effect. After all even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Gnome, it sounds like you are on drugs. Get some help before it's too late.

As far as your good quotes, I think 95% of people would agree with them. It's your delivery and judgement that is unnecessary. I think it's funny how internet warriors like you say something everyone can agree on, mix it with some crazy, and than act as though you know something everyone doesn't already know.

For example, I keep responding to your brand of crazy by pointing out how crazy you are with your judgment. So you assume I am:

- a liberal
- am lazy
- don't own a house
- don't like Too Short
- like house music
- don't read books

And that list goes on and on like only uppers can go on and on.

So my point is, you are arguing with yourself, trying to convince yourself you are right, just like every crazy a$$hoe ever in the history of the world. And you come across as a grumpy old [Bleeeeep!]. Are you sure you aren't a self hating boomer snowflake?

Too Short :-)

Lol!

Fish on...

Todd

Lots of college degrees out there that won't get you a good job.

The dwarf was up late last night.

So the fukk what?

If you are human, you are judging all day, every day. We all make judgements on what is funny, attractive, appropriate, healthy, ethical and necessary. You don't think that people should make judgements, but this itself is a judgement thus your argument is invalid. You are being judgmental by judging me about being judgemental. On the other hand, I think that people should make judgements, it's the sole thing that separates humans from the animals. I'm proud to be judgemental because I take pride in being human. One of these arguments is logically consistent, the other is yours.

In fairness, everytime you tried to make a judgement you were smacked down by your teacher. They did this to condition you to not think for yourself, and it ties back into the whole snowflake stereotype. Someone who can't make judgements is somebody who requires supervision in the workplace. Someone who can't supervise themselves in the workplace is a worthless employee.

So you make judgements too. Everyone does it. You are making a judgement now in your own mind even as you read this. So, what you are really doing is attempting to divert attention away from your behavior that was judged. Instead of taking responsibility and being accountable for your actions you attack the source of the judgement to try to avoid shame, guilt and anxiety by avoiding the real issue. The real issue is that your life is the result of thousands of judgements you have made, your opinions and behaviors are unhealthy thus causing the very life that you are suffering from so much but you don't want to be accountable for your actions. Stop trying to use SWJ bully tactics (muh judgement!) to quash a logical argument. There is only one response to that...

Fukk off.

I'm using my judgement to judge that my day today is better spent fishing than wasted on this troll forum talking to you.