If you post up 4 responses for every paragraph Nookie writes, he's gonna keep pushing your buttons. You sound like a lunatic. Delete your replies before an amusing thread gets hostile and locked down.
I think even Michael Jackson's PR man would get a migraine douching the fires you start.

Here's a lesson it took me awhile to learn. Not every provocation requires a response. Sometimes walking away, or keeping your mouth in standby mode, is the appropriate action. It does take two to fight. One guy arguing alone is silly. Think about it, two guys with knives drawn is a fight, one guy in the middle of the street with a knife is a mental patient off their med's.

Oh, and the reason women love gay guys is right in those DVD's. Tell a woman she can't have something, and her interest goes sky high. You should know that.

Anybody in Lacey, Tumwater, Olympia area with a Mac that's interested in helping me open some files?

VHawk