so that would make you the informational old cartoons that they try to use to teach kids about sex in schools....pretty funny to watch and listen to, but i am laughing to hard at how outdated it is to learn much

( that is the first time i think i have ever responded in kind to any of anyones snide little jokes )

: ) i knew i could count on you Sol. Well i am any thing but nieve....and i hate that word cocky. It is a word used for someone who fakes confidence....an emotional problem where you are insecure about something...so you overcompensate by being cocky...or overly a$$holish....usually goes along with a slew of unhealthy emotions and problems like some sort of addiction. porn, alcohol ( in my case, glad thats over with) , cigarettes, masturbation or an addiction to an emotional feeling, the emotional feeling of being close to someone, being wanted ( big one for girls that had crappy dads, or no dads)

so everytime someone calls me cocky....i think of all that crap. i hate that word. i am very emotionally stable and mentally healthy ( if not all there )


but wahtever. i'll take it. Age comes with a lot of bad side effects i have noticed...i mean have you read the warning label on that!!

call now and we will give you two doses of "i know better" instead of one!!


side effects include but arent limited to

-prostate trouble ( man law #36 "no man shall EVER under any circumstances put any of his digits, phalanges,objects,or partake in the penetration of another mans Anoose unless determined by a board of other man that it is absolutely necessary read: deathbed)
-erection problems ( you used to watch me shave.....now all you do is stare at the floor, dear penis ...i dont like you anymore)
-crotchetyness
-close mindedness
-loss of stamina
-every form of cancer you can come up with ( tease your balls, squeeze your balls ....so you dont get cancer)
-death ( the big one)
-lameness
-irritability
-vision loss
-hearing loss( selective hearing or otherwise:) )
-saggy balls
-wrinkles, pains, cracks, snaps, twinges, pops, aches, gray hair, and the general deterioration of your body


if you expierience any of these symptoms then you definetly know that in any conversation you know best and always will no matter what.


comes with alot of perks though........

ummm


knowing stuff? slowing down?

i dont think that i want the fixin age comes with...as far as i am concerened...ignorance is bliss

sign up today!!!

Dont complain i am totally busting your old balls. its all good fun. Sol we definetly need to go fishing with each other. just for the SOl entertainment of it !